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Contents

  • About This Guide
    • Storytime With Marcus
    • About This Guide
  • Claptrap's Secret Vault
    • Hyperion's Most Wanted Mugshot Gallery
    • Challenges
  • Claptrap's Guide to Minioning
    • What's the Point, Traveler?
    • Getting Your Bearings
    • Body Movin'
    • Gunplay on Pandora
    • Longevity on Pandora
    • The Path of Most Resistance
    • The Spoils of War
    • Challenges & Badass Tokens
    • True Vault Hunter Mode
    • Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode
    • Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode 2
  • Hyperion's Most Wanted
    • Introduction
    • Axton
    • Maya
    • Salvador
    • Zero
    • Gaige
    • Krieg
  • Walkthrough
    • Path of the Most Resistance
    • Prologue
    • My First Gun
    • Blindsided
    • Cleaning Up the Berg
    • Best Minion Ever
    • The Road to Sanctuary
    • Plan B
    • Hunting the Firehawk
    • Bloodshot Ramparts
    • A Dam Fine Rescue
    • A Train to Catch
    • Rising Action
    • Bright Lights, Flying City
    • Wildlife Preservation
    • The Once and Future Slab
    • The Man Who Would Be Jack
    • Control Core Angel
    • Where Angels Fear to Tread
    • Toil and Trouble
    • Data Mining
    • Talon of God
  • Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
    • Introduction
    • A Warm Welcome
    • My Life for a Sandskiff
    • A Study in Scarlett
    • Two Easy Pieces
    • The Hermit
    • Crazy About You
    • Whoops
    • Let There Be Light
    • X Marks the Spot
  • Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
    • Introduction
    • Highway to Hell
    • Welcome to the Jungle
    • Battle: Appetite for Destruction
    • Burn, Baby, Burn
    • Battle: Bar Room Blitz
    • ChopSuey
    • A Montage
    • Eat Cookies and Crap Thunder
    • Battle: The Death Race
    • Get Your Motor Running
    • Breaking and Entering
    • Knockin' on Heavens Door
    • Battle: Twelve O Clock High
    • Kickstart My Heart
    • Long Way to the Top
  • Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt
    • Introduction
    • Savage Lands
    • Professor Nakayama, I Presume?
    • A-Hunting We Will Go
    • The Fall of Nakayama
  • Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
    • Introduction
    • A Role-Playing Game
    • Fake Geek Guy
    • Roll Insight
    • Post-Crumpocalyptic
    • Denial, Anger, Initiative
    • Ell in Shining Armor
    • MMORPGFPS
    • Critical Fail
    • Lost Souls
    • Tree Hugger
    • The Sword in the Stoner
    • Dwarven Allies
    • The Beard Makes the Man
    • My Kingdom for a Wand
    • The Claptrap's Apprentice
    • A Game of Games
    • Loot Ninja
    • Winter is a Bloody Business
    • My Dead Brother
    • Pet Butt Stallion
    • Feed Butt Stallion
    • The Amulet
    • Find Murderlin's Temple
    • Magic Slaughter: Round 1-5
    • Magic Slaughter: Badass Round
    • The Magic of Childhood
    • Raiders of the Last Boss
  • Headhunter Packs
    • T.K. Baha's Bloody Harvest
    • The Horrible Hunger of the Ravenous Wattle Gobbler
    • How Marcus Saved Mercenary Day
    • Mad Moxxi and the Wedding Day Massacre
    • Sir Hammerlock vs. the Son of Crawmerax
  • Optional Missions
    • Introduction
    • 3:10 to Kaboom
    • A Real Boy: Clothes Make the Man
    • A Real Boy: Face Time
    • A Real Boy: Human
    • Animal Rescue: Food
    • Animal Rescue: Medicine
    • Animal Rescue: Shelter
    • Animal Rights
    • Arms Dealing
    • Assassinate the Assassins
    • Bad Hair Day
    • Bandit Slaughter: Round 1
    • Bandit Slaughter: Round 2
    • Bandit Slaughter: Round 3
    • Bandit Slaughter: Round 4
    • Bandit Slaughter: Round 5
    • Bearer of Bad News
    • Best Mothers Day Ever
    • BFFs
    • Breaking the Bank
    • Capture the Flags
    • Clan War: End of the Rainbow
    • Clan War: First Place
    • Clan War: Reach the Dead Drop
    • Clan War: Starting the War
    • Clan War: Trailer Trashing
    • Clan War: Wakey Wakey
    • Clan War: Zafords vs. Hodunks
    • Claptraps Birthday Bash!
    • Claptraps Secret Stash
    • Cult Following: Eternal Flame
    • Cult Following: False Idols
    • Cult Following: Lighting the Match
    • Cult Following: The Enkindling
    • Customer Service
    • Defend Slab Tower
    • Demon Hunter
    • Do No Harm
    • Doctors Orders
    • Get to Know Jack
    • Handsome Jack Here!
    • Hell Hath No Fury
    • Hidden Journals
    • Home Movies
    • Hungry Like the Skag
    • Hyperion Contract #873
    • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 1
    • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 2
    • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 3
    • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 4
    • Hyperion Slaughter: Round 5
    • In Memoriam
    • Kill Yourself
    • Medical Mystery
    • Medical Mystery: X-Com-municate
    • Mighty Morphin
    • Mine, All Mine
    • Minecart Mischief
    • Monster Mash: Part 1
    • Monster Mash: Part 2
    • Monster Mash: Part 3
    • Neither Rain nor Sleet nor Skags
    • No Hard Feelings
    • No Vacancy
    • Note for Self-Person
    • Out of Body Experience
    • Perfectly Peaceful
    • Poetic License
    • Positive Self Image
    • Rakkaholics Anonymous
    • Rock, Paper, Genocide: Corrosive Weapons!
    • Rock, Paper, Genocide: Fire Weapons!
    • Rock, Paper, Genocide: Shock Weapons!
    • Rock, Paper, Genocide: Slag Weapons!
    • Rocko's Modern Strife
    • Safe and Sound
    • Shielded Favors
    • Shoot This Guy in the Face
    • Showdown
    • Slap-Happy
    • Splinter Group
    • Stalker of Stalkers
    • Statuesque
    • Swallowed Whole
    • Symbiosis
    • The Bane
    • The Chosen One
    • The Cold Shoulder
    • The Good, the Bad, and the Mordecai
    • The Great Escape
    • The Ice Man Cometh
    • The Lost Treasure
    • The Name Game
    • The Overlooked: Medicine Man
    • The Overlooked: Shields Up
    • The Overlooked: This is Only a Test
    • The Pretty Good Train Robbery
    • This Just In
    • This Town Aint Big Enough
    • To Grandmothers House We Go
    • Too Close for Missiles
    • Torture Chairs
    • Uncle Teddy
    • Won't Get Fooled Again
    • Written by the Victor
    • You Are Cordially Invited: Party Prep
    • You Are Cordially Invited: RSVP
    • You Are Cordially Invited: Tea Time
    • You. Will. Die. (Seriously)
    • Creature Slaughter: Round 1
    • Creature Slaughter: Round 2
    • Creature Slaughter: Round 3
    • Creature Slaughter: Round 4
    • Creature Slaughter: Round 5
  • Marcus' Munitions Monthly
    • Overview
    • Gun Manufacturers
    • Gunder Construction
    • Elemental Effects
    • Gun Types
    • Bandit
    • Dahl
    • Hyperion
    • Jakobs
    • Maliwan
    • Tediore
    • Torgue
    • Vladof
    • Shields
    • Grenades
    • Class Mods
    • Relics
    • Gun Glossary
  • DLC Legendary Weapons
    • Introduction
    • Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
    • Mister Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
    • Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt
    • Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
    • Pearlescent Weapons
    • E-Tech Relics
    • Premiere Club
  • Bestiary
    • Overview
    • Flora
    • Fauna
    • Flesh, Armor, & Shields
    • Bestiary Entries
    • Bullymongs
    • Psychos
    • Marauders
    • Rats
    • Goliaths
    • Nomads
    • Crystalisks
    • Rakk
    • Skags
    • Spiderants
    • Stalkers
    • Threshers
    • Varkids
    • Hyperion: Constructors
    • Hyperion: Engineers
    • Hyperion: Surveyors
    • Hyperion: Loaders
  • DLC Enemies
    • Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
    • Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
    • Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt
    • Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep
  • DLC Challenges
    • Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate's Booty
    • Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage
    • Sir Hammerlock's Big Game Hunt
    • Tiny Tina's Dragon Keep
    • Achievements & Trophies
    • Easter Eggs

Borderlands 2 Game of the Year Guide › Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

The Beard Makes the Man

Mission Briefing

Claptrap needs a beard to increase his magic power. As he is a robot, however, he is incapable of growing one. He’s asked you to kill some dwarves in the Mines of Avarice by luring them into the mining equipment. If you can collect some of the bloody facial hair that results from the carnage, you can forge it into a brand-new beard!

Mission Objectives
  • Get the dwarves drunk (optional).
  • Crush the drunk dwarves.
  • Pick up the beards.
  • Put the beard pieces into the forge.
  • Strike the forge.
  • Collect the magic beard.
  • Give the beard to Claptrap.
Story Mission Rewards
Level Money XP Gear

32

$845 ($1,268 with bonus)

4422

—

*Money and XP may vary based on player’s level at start of mission.

The Art of Humane Beard Extraction

Claptrap wants his beards undamaged by gunfire, so you’re going to need to kill five dwarves in a very specific way. Equip the Grog Nozzle that Claptrap gave you, and shoot it at some dwarves in the mining area southeast of Claptrap. The drunken dwarves give chase; lead them up the hill to the giant smashing machine, and when they’re between the walls, hit the green button on either side of the machine to squash them flat.

Intoxicating the dwarves is necessary, it helps complete an optional quest objective.

Once you’ve gathered five beards, take them to the Gilded Forge in the eastern part of the map. This area becomes accessible while you’re searching for the third dwarven letter, so try to collect the beards early and do your forging while you’re at the forge for the puzzle-solving part of “Dwarven Allies.” Bring the completed beard to Claptrap to receive your award, and then accept the “My Kingdom for a Wand” quest.

There are plenty of dwarves on either side of the machine, so don’t worry if a beard gets lost in the explosion.

Don’t stand there like an idiot punching the forge. You’re actually supposed to strike it with a giant hammer that descends from the ceiling.

Surrendering the Grog Nozzle

The Grog Nozzle that Claptrap gives you to use against the dwarves is an interesting weapon. It slags foes, intoxicates dwarves, and can randomly intoxicate its user. But what makes it potentially powerful is the incredibly high percent of damage it restores to its user as health regeneration. Since it deals very little damage itself, this usually isn’t a big deal, but if you have a character build focused around dealing melee or grenade damage, you can recover massive amounts of health by equipping this weapon as you do your thing. Sadly, you must return the Grog Nozzle to Claptrap when you turn in your mission. But if you find you like it, well… to hell with Claptrap and his silly beard, right?

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