Clan War: Wakey Wakey — Borderlands 2 Game of the Year eGuide

Mission Briefing

The Zaford clan is holding their annual wake for Lucky Zaford, who was killed by Scooter (an ex-Hodunk) several years ago. Jimbo and Tector Hodunk want you to get drunk, crash the wake, and kill everyone inside.

Availability: Talk to Jimbo Hodunk after completing “Clan War: Trailer Trashing.”

Unlocks: “Clan War: Zafords vs. Hodunks”

Mission Reward: Ellie

Level	Money	XP	Gear
18	—	3208	Pistol (Blue) or Shield (Blue)

The Dust

Each lager costs $5, and please don’t forget to tip.

Jimbo Hodunk wants you to take revenge on the Zafords by crashing the wake for Mick’s long-deceased son. But Tector has reason to believe the Zafords aren’t allowing in anyone who is sober, so you’re going to have to first head to Moxxi’s Bar in Sanctuary and down a few lagers. Use the Fast Travel station at Ellie’s Garage to get back to Sanctuary, and drink three of the golden lagers from Moxxi.

Fast Travel back to The Holy Spirits before your lager-induced buzz wears off. There are five Zafords inside attending the wake, including the preacher and Zaford bouncers. Mick is nowhere to be seen, but don’t let that stop you from completing the mission. Head up the stairs to where you can have an elevated advantage, and open fire on the preacher first. Lob a Fire grenade down at the other Zafords, and put your Action Skills to use. The Zafords are going to strike back hard, and there’s a chance you’ll take some deadly fire, but don’t give up. Try to maintain the upper position if possible; otherwise, take cover behind the bar downstairs. The New-U station in the entryway can help get you back into the thick of it mighty fast.

Eliminate all of the Zafords in The Holy Spirits, then high-tail it back across The Dust to Ellie at Ellie’s Garage. And try not to think about the horrible, horrible thing you just did.