After hearing countless tales about the variety and lethality of its ecology, I decided that I must travel to the colony world of Pandora. After spending many a month here I can safely say that the stories are false: they paint over the true nature of Pandora’s wildlife with a sweet candy coating. At first, I considered calling my tome the “Almanac of Deadly Pandoran Beasts,” but after seeing how every living being on this inhospitable backwater planet would gladly tear out a man’s throat, I decided it would be redundant. Though it literally cost an arm and a leg, I dutifully studied these creatures and compiled all of my notes into this book. I can only hope that some good people use my research to thoroughly eradicate each and every blighted monstrosity that spawned from this hellhole.