We Look After Your Coin As If It Were Our Own!

Head to Window 3 (the different clerks have plaques to read to determine where they are), where you’re greeted by a reasonably cheerful clerk. You can optionally change coin to Crowns (something which can be done irrespective of this quest), but you’re really here to “withdraw some coin.” She asks your name, then goes off to find the relevant records. You wait. She returns with news; “extraordinary circumstances” prevent you from accessing your account, as the holder is dead. The note is clearly in error, and the account can be activated, providing you acquire the correct documentation; Permit A38. That can be found at Window 1.

Cross the foyer, passing the Bank Customer on the window bench, open the door by the plaque that reads “Window 1” and enter. Speak to the clerk at Window 1, who doesn’t seem quite as cheerful. Request Permit A38 from her, and you are informed this is the wrong window. Answer as you wish: You’re told to calm down (or you’ll rupture a vein), and the clerk recommends you check upstairs in records. Or downstairs, in the archive. One of them should have the documentation. Your jaunt to the records or archives departments can be completed in either order:

Quickly stroll north, then down the marble stairs down and around to the Archives, across from the vault. Visit the Bank Clerk in this room, and you’re asked curtly what you want. Request Permit A38. Fiddlesticks! He’s just run out! But not really, he doesn’t have this form because this is the Archive! You can try to optionally “make a small donation,” but the clerk is taken aback. How dare you!

Quickly wander south, then up the marble stairs, and north toward the Records office, passing two waiting customers. Speak to the Bank Clerk despite the protests, and ask if this is the place to get Permit A38. It certainly is! Simply hand over your Form 202. Which of course, you don’t have. After asking again, the Clerk explains this is all reasonably simple; Permit A38 can only be issued upon presentation of Form 202, as stated specifically in Ordinance N60. Window 1 should have Form 202.

On your way out of the Records office, one of the bank customers isn’t about to let you get away with cutting in front of him. Answer him as you wish, until he threatens to pummel you. After a pregnant pause, one of the dwarven Bouncers orders you to fight outside. On the forecourt, put your dukes up, and throw punches at the Bank Customer until one of you falls on your derriere.