While adventuring, Geralt of Rivia has a number of opportunities to polish more than his steel sword of an evening. There are a number of women that can be wooed into a night of passion. But how many? Who? And where? Glad you asked: The following are the times, quests (where appropriate), and ladies you can spend a romantic evening, or a rutting session, with. They are listed in the order you can “access” them. Any stipulations are listed in their appropriate quests.
#1: BERTHA OF CRIPPLED KATE’S
Visit Crippled Kate’s brothel in Novigrad and tell the Madame you want to spend time with one of her girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Pick the buxom Bertha and pay her 20 crowns. With any luck, you might try riding below the crupper.
#2: MERCIA OF CRIPPLED KATE’S
Visit Crippled Kate’s brothel in Novigrad and tell the Madame you want to spend time with one of her girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Choose the veteran lady of the night Mercia to pet your white wolf.
#3: SUZY OF CRIPPLED KATE’S
Visit Crippled Kate’s brothel in Novigrad and tell the Madame you want to spend time with one of her girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Choose the slightly standoffish Suzy to help massage “little Geralt.”
#4: AMRYNN OF PASSIFLORA
Visit the Passiflora in Novigrad and tell Marquise Serenity you want to spend time with one of the girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Choose the elven Amrynn and hand her 40 crowns to spend a few hours exploring a different kind of white orchard.
#5: NARCISSA OF PASSIFLORA
Visit the Passiflora in Novigrad and tell Marquise Serenity you want to spend time with one of the girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Pick the saucy Narcissa and pay her 40 crowns, before trying to grope for trout in a peculiar river.
#6: VIOLA OF PASSIFLORA
Visit the Passiflora in Novigrad and tell Marquise Serenity you want to spend time with one of the girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Locate the vivacious Viola and pay her 40 crowns to take a turn among the cabbages.
#7: KEIRA METZ
At the end of Secondary Quest: A Favor for a Friend.
#8: TRISS MERIGOLD
At the conclusion of Secondary Quest: Now or Never.
#9: YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG (FIRST ENCOUNTER)
At the end of Main Quest: The King is Dead – Long Live the King, on a unicorn.
#10: YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG (SECOND ENCOUNTER)
During Main Quest: No Place Like Home
#11: JUTTA AN DIMUN
At the end of Secondary Quest: Iron Maiden.
#12: MADAME SASHA
At the conclusion of Secondary Quest: Gwent: High Stakes, though Gwent cards are lost in the process.
#13: SHANI
At the conclusion of Hearts of Stone: Secondary Quest: A Midnight Clear, after some wooing on Miller’s Lake.
#14: COURTESAN #1 OF THE BELLES OF BEAUCLAIR
Visit this House of Pleasure in Beauclair Docks and tell the Madame you want to spend time with one of the girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Seek out this lady who’s tired of all the Witcher role-play. However, you’re here to bulge the back of the old onion bag; pay her 20 crowns for the opportunity.
#15: COURTESAN #2 OF THE BELLES OF BEAUCLAIR
Visit this House of Pleasure in Beauclair Docks and tell the Madame you want to spend time with one of the girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Head upstairs to this rather direct woman (though she’s paid to say it). Give her 20 crowns and she’ll have you fishing for kippers in no time.
#16: COURTESAN #3 OF THE BELLES OF BEAUCLAIR
Visit this House of Pleasure in Beauclair Docks and tell the Madame you want to spend time with one of the girls (marked on your mini-map with hearts). Find this particular strumpet and pay her 20 crowns. You’re initially a bit stiff, but she’s here to help you relax; so taking the bald-headed gnome for a stroll in the foggy forest is definitely on the cards.
#17: SYANNA
After you’ve pulled out the beans at the end of Blood and Wine Main Quest: Beyond Hill and Dale…, with Syanna floating through clouds in the Fablesphere.
#18: Weavess
Just kidding. Weavess is most definitely NOT available for this type of activity. Geralt prefers his sorceresses to be a lot less warty.