South Park is a big place for a small kid like you. Your block holds a crapload of excitement—and annoying little elves—and if you scour the neighborhood you’ll find enough social networking friends to put everyone to shame, while loading up on loot until your underwear sags. Once you start going on quests, you’ll discover important landmarks, from Kenny’s house to Jimbo’s Guns to the underground sewers. Whenever you reach the edge of the map you’ll encounter the Lost Forest, which lives up to its name—and you’ll have to figure out how to get un-lost if you ever want to reach the Great Kingdom to the North, a.k.a. Canada.
Here’s an overview of what to expect in each map area. Simply scan the South Park map poster for a numbered area and look up the numbered area in the text for points of interest and tips on how to maximize your experience in that area. At least school taught you to read maps, right?