9. Bijou Theatre

What You Can Find Here

The ticket manager won’t let you in to see “Asses of Fire 2” playing in the cinema, and you’ll have to watch for loitering elves that want to mess you up, but Bijou Theatre holds several items of interest. The first—Fatdactyl the Chinpokomon—perches atop the ticket booth and can be brought down with a single shot. Once you have your collectable, enter the theater despite the manager’s taunts that you’re underage.

Inside the theater, speak with Damien, who sits closest to you all in black. He claims he’s the Antichrist, which shouldn’t bother you much ’cause he signs up as another social networking friend.

Next, circle around the seats and head down the opposite aisle to the front. Break the second front-row seat to reveal a backpack at the feet of a couple watching the film. Open the backpack for a bunch of junk, including 3D Glasses and an Asses of Fire 2 Poster.

About midway up the aisle, you can scoot two seats in and break a series of cracked chairs to find a hidden duffel bag behind an empty middle seat. Open the duffel bag for an 80's Action Hero Wig, 80's Action Shades, an Action Hero Badge, and a Power Potion, among other cheap items like Phil Collins’ Oscar.

If you walk past the right side of the building, former V. P. Al Gore solicits you from the bushes at the corner of the theater. Approach and he automatically befriends you—emphatically letting you know what a privilege his friendship really is—while handing you the “ManBearPig” side quest. See the “Side Quests” chapter for more details. After you complete the first part of the “ManBearPig” side quest, Al Gore opens up a shop for your hunting pleasure.

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