South Park: The Stick of Truth Guide Shit in the Back

Hand Costumes

Alien Gloves					“These gloves are made from advanced alien fibers produced in the finest galactic sweatshops.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
4	Alien Suit	1	—	$1.00
Traits	Defensive Surge	Gain 1 PP when you block an attack.

Assassin Gloves*					“Able to wield a blade with naught but a silent whisper.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Assassin	1	—	$2.00
Traits	Magnets	Gain 5% additional money.

Barbarian Gloves					“Tough hide make good hand protection.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
12	Barbarian Outfit	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 40 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Melee Fighter	Melee weapon attacks inflict 10 more damage.

Bishop Gloves					“Breathable, to allow laying on hands.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
12	Bishop Vestments	1	$9.92	$1.60
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 50.
Traits	Cautious	Gain Defense Up at the start of combat.

Cheese Gloves					“Avoid temptation to bite.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Cheese Costume	—	$5.00	$1.00
Traits	Cut the Cheese	Plus 10% magic damage.
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 20.

Crab Pincers					“Grip like hands, move like pincers.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Crab Outfit	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 75 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Thorns	Melee-attacking enemies take up to 50 damage.

Druid Gloves					“Enchanted mittens for reverers of nature. Intimidating when balled into fists.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
4	Druid Outfit	1	—	$1.00
Traits	Cautious	Gain Defense Up at the start of combat.

Elven Ranger Gloves*					“Built for stealing from the rich and giving it to yourself.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Elven Ranger	1	—	$2.00
Traits	Ranged Fighter	Ranged weapon attacks inflict more damage.

Fairy Princess Mittens					“Keep your hands clean while sprinkling fairy dust, which is just about impossible to wash off.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
14	Fairy Princess Outfit	1	$10.00	$2.00
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 100.
Traits	Superior Surge	Gain 2 PP when you debuff an enemy.

Fighter’s Gauntlets of Defense					“Perfectly fitted so you can quickly take names after you’re done kicking ass.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Fighter Class (Tier 1)	1	—	—
Traits	Armor	Adds 1 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 1.

Fighter’s Gauntlets of Defense					“Perfectly fitted so you can quickly take names after you’re done kicking ass.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Fighter Class (Tier 2)	1	—	—
Traits	Armor	Adds 1 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 2.

Fighter’s Gauntlets of Defense					“Perfectly fitted so you can quickly take names after you’re done kicking ass.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Fighter Class (Tier 3)	1	—	—
Traits	Armor	Adds 8 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3.

Fighter’s Gauntlets of Defense					“Perfectly fitted so you can quickly unwrap a pack of bubble gum after you’re done kicking ass.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Fighter Class (Tier 4)	1	—	—
Traits	Armor	Adds 50 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 4.

Friar Gloves					“It is said that when you wear these and press your palms together, you may speak directly to God.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Friar Outfit	1	—	$1.00
Traits	Holy	Healing abilities recover 10 more HP.
Traits	Recovery	You gain 25 additional HP from healing.

Gnome Gloves					“They smell of moldy insulation and underpants.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
9	Gnome Outfit	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 10 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Two-Handed Focus	Plus 20% damage with two-handed weapons.

Goth Gloves					“Wear these gloves to avoid touching any conformist douchebags.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
5	Goth Clothes	1	$3.00	$0.60
Traits	Angsty	Lose 20 charisma.

Holy Defender Gloves*					“Cloth wrappings blessed from On High.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Holy Defender	1	$16.12	$2.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 3 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Block	15% damage when blocking.

Holy Ring					“A holy artifact that shows you are a real mensch.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Jew Class (Tier 1)	1	—	—
Traits	Holy Blood	Gain 5% damage when bleeding.

Holy Ring					“A holy artifact that shows you are the menschiest of mensches.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Jew Class (Tier 4)	1	—	—
Traits	Holy Blood	Gain 20% damage when bleeding.
Traits	Righteous Pain	Gain 50 holy damage on Perfect Attack.

Holy Ring					“A holy artifact that shows you are a real mensch.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Jew Class (Tier 3)	1	—	—
Traits	Holy Blood	Plus 15% damage when bleeding.
Traits	Righteous Pain	Plus 50 holy damage on Perfect Attack.

Holy Ring					“A holy artifact that shows you are a real mensch.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Jew Class (Tier 2)	1	—	—
Traits	Righteous Pain	Plus 20 holy damage on Perfect Attack.
Traits	Holy Blood	Plus 10% damage when bleeding.

Khan Gauntlets					“Can be converted to fingerless for easier horse milking.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
11	Khan Outfit	1	$8.00	$1.60
Traits	Armor	Adds 30 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Rend	Reduce target’s armor by 25 on Perfect Attack.

KKK Gloves					“The KKK has never been afraid to get its hands dirty.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
4	KKK Outfit	1	$5.00	$1.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 3 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Two-Handed Focus	Gain 10% damage with two-handed weapons.

Knight Gauntlets					“Built for noble hands.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Knight Outfit	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 50 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	One-Handed Focus	Gain 20% damage with one-handed weapons.

Leather Gloves					“Said to help their wearer dominate.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
12	Leather Armor	1	$8.00	$1.60
Traits	Armor	Adds 35 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Super Gross	Plus 20% gross-out damage.

Mage’s Ring of Protection					“This mystic ring protects the little bit of finger that it covers.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Mage Class (Tier 4)	1	—	—
Traits	Block	Take 20% less damage when blocking.

Mage’s Ring of Protection					“This mystic ring protects the little bit of finger that it covers.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Mage Class (Tier 2)	1	—	—
Traits	Block	Take 10% less damage when blocking.

Mage’s Ring of Protection					“This mystic ring protects the little bit of finger that it covers.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Mage Class (Tier 1)	1	—	—
Traits	Block	Take 5% less damage when blocking.

Mage’s Ring of Protection					“This mystic ring protects the little bit of finger that it covers.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Mage Class (Tier 3)	1	—	—
Traits	Block	Take 15% less damage when blocking.

Makeover Accessory					“These shoes are adorable, and they’re made by Praduchi, so they’re so in this year!”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	—	1	—	—
Traits	—	—

Minstrel’s Gloves					“A pair of drum major gloves.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
6	Minstrel Outfit	1	$5.00	$1.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 4 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Solo Fight	Gain Attack Up when your buddy dies.

Monk Gloves					“Keep fists of fury toasty.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
10	Monk Outfit	1	$7.00	$1.40
Traits	Thrown Focus	Plus 20% damage with thrown weapons.
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 50.

Necromancer Gloves					“Can grant anyone the ability to raise the dead with a shovel.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
9	Necromancer Outfit	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 5 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Zombie Slayer	Plus 20% damage against zombies.

Samurai Gloves*					“Equally good for gripping katanas and ski poles.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Samurai	1	—	$2.00
Traits	Combo Slayer	Gain Attack Up when an enemy dies.

Sorcerer Gloves*					“Embrace the darkness.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Sorcerer	1	—	$2.00
Traits	Electric Touch	Shock damage increases by 10%.

Spaceman Gloves*					“They smell like chemicals and new car.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Spaceman	1	—	$2.00
Traits	Corpse Shield	Gain a shield when your buddy dies.

Squire Gloves					“Protects against blisters during stable duty.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
6	Squire Outfit	1	—	$2.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 3 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Block	Take 10% less damage when blocking.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Gloves					“A cry for help.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
11	Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit	1	$7.00	$1.40
Traits	Armor	Adds 5 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Recovery	You gain 50 additional HP from healing.

Superhero Gloves*					“Built to withstand heat rays.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Superhero	1	—	$2.00
Traits	Berserker Rage	Gain Attack Up at the start of combat.

Surgical Gloves					“Allows you to claim to have the hands of a surgeon without the requisite skill.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
10	Surgical Scrubs	1	—	$0.40
Traits	Baby Killer	Gain Attack Up when you fight a fetus.

SWAT Tactical Gloves					“Even wands and swords require trigger discipline.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
8	SWAT Tactical Gear	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 10 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Block	Take 15% less damage when blocking.

Thief’s Gloves of Profit					“No dime is safe.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Thief Class (Tier 3)	1	—	—
Traits	Vulnerable	Adds 15% more damage vs. bleeding enemies.
Traits	Magnets	Gain 15% additional money.

Thief’s Gloves of Profit					“No quarter is safe.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Thief Class (Tier 4)	1	—	—
Traits	Vulnerable	Plus 20% damage vs. bleeding enemies.
	Bulky	Increases max HP by 150.
	Magnets	Gain 15% additional money.

Thief’s Gloves of Profit					“No nickel is safe.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Thief Class (Tier 2)	1	—	—
Traits	Magnets	Gain 15% additional money.

Thief’s Gloves of Profit					“No penny is safe.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Thief Class (Tier 1)	1	—	—
Traits	Magnets	Gain 10% additional money.

Training Gloves					“A battered pair of kid-sized boxing gloves. From the blood stains, they were probably used in a child hobo boxing ring.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	—	1	$2.00	$0.40
Traits	Block	Take 5% less damage when blocking.

Valkyrie Gloves					“Evidence of valkyries’ highly specific modesty.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
14	Valkyrie Armor	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 50 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Valkyrie’s Rage	Gain Attack Up when an enemy dies.

Witch Gloves					“Even witches need to feel pretty.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
8	Witch Outfit	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Fan the Flames	Fire damage increases by 20%.

Wood Elf Gloves					“Made from a trifecta of strong leathers and fabrics.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
4	Wood Elf Outfit	1	—	$2.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 3 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
	Lethal Arrows	Bow attacks inflict 10% more damage.
	Ranged Fighter	Ranged weapon attacks inflict 10 more damage.

Woodsman Gloves					“Pulsing with nature’s power and several species of tree beetle.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
9	Woodsman Outfit	1	$7.00	$1.40
Traits	Nature’s Blessing	Gain 100 HP when an enemy dies.

*Available as DLC