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“They claim that the only reason huge tents have gone up to cover this area is to mask the construction of a new Taco Bell, which will open sometime later this month.” —Midget in a Bikini |
SPOILER ALERT! Quest Breakdown Step 1: Listen to Cartman rant on about earthquakes and fires. Step 2: Complete the quest “Recruit the Goth Kids.” Step 3: Complete the quest “Nonconformist.” Step 4: Complete the quest “PTA Problems.” |
After your restful night of frying aliens and crashing spaceships, it’s time for a new day and new adventures. Leave your bedroom and head downstairs. Stop off at the TV to watch a news report on fires and earthquakes around the town. Hmmm, could that have anything to do with an unidentified flying object dropping out of the sky?
Dirty Little Liars
Cartman rushes through your front door complaining about the fires and earthquakes. In the chaos, the cheating-bastard elves have apparently stolen the Stick of Truth again, and it has Cartman’s panties in a twist. Cartman asks you, the best kid he knows for scoring social networking friends, to recruit the Goth Kids for Kupa Keep.