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South Park: The Stick of Truth eGuide Walkthrough Holding the Stick

New Quest: Pose as Bebes Boyfriend

“Thank GOD that new Taco Bell caused an earthquake, huh girls!?”

—Wendy

SPOILER ALERT!

Quest Breakdown

Step 1: Talk to Monica in the park.

Step 2: Deal with Monica’s boyfriend.

Step 3: Return to Annie at the Town Hall.

Step 4: Speak with the Pleases and Sparkles Club again.

Look for Monica sitting on the park bench. Talk to her and she’ll start chatting away about how she’s Bebe’s friend, but Bebe’s not really the be-all and end-all; she’s a little two-faced, and you’re a really interesting boy, and maybe—

The girls burst in then and catch Monica in her skankitude. They disown her and bring along a certain someone—Monica’s boyfriend Jake—who isn’t happy with his cheating girlfriend.

Unfortunately, Jake takes out his anger on you. You’ll have to defend your honor on the basketball court, but the only balls you’ll be using are the two stuck between your legs. Settle the disagreement with weapons and a steady stream of verbal taunts. Make him eat tarmac before heading back to Annie.