SPOILER ALERT! Quest Breakdown Step 1: Stop in the shop and spend all your money. Step 2: Confront Kenny. Step 3: Defeat Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny. Step 4: Save South Park! Step 5: Get rid of the Stick of Truth. |
Kenny and Big Bad Government Guy retreat to the highest level of the fortress. Follow them along the ledges as you watch the massive battle of humans and elves versus the army of darkness below.
Conveniently, Clyde has commissioned a shop in his fortress. Stop inside the shop before chasing down Kenny and spend whatever money you have to fully stock your consumables and upgrade gear. This is your last major battle, so you might as well splurge.
Ye Old Shoppe
| Item Type | Item | Lvl | Buy Value | Sell Value |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Consumable | Health Potion (Small) | 0 | $1.00 | $0.20 |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Small) | 0 | $1.00 | $0.20 |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Small) | 0 | $1.00 | $0.20 |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Large) | 0 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Large) | 0 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Large) | 0 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Consumable | Cure Potion | 0 | $1.00 | $0.20 |
| Consumable | Power Potion | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Power Potion (Large) | 0 | $12.00 | $2.40 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion (Small) | 0 | $1.50 | $0.30 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion (Small) | 0 | $1.50 | $0.30 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion | 0 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion | 0 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion (Large) | 0 | $7.50 | $1.50 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion (Large) | 0 | $7.50 | $1.50 |
| Consumable | Revive Potion | 0 | $3.00 | $0.60 |
| Consumable | Speed Potion | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Strength Potion | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Water Balloon | 0 | $1.50 | $0.30 |
| Flair | Clyde Wig | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Strap-ons | Hot Topic Catalog | 14 | $20.00 | $4.00 |
| Strap-ons | Bayonette | 14 | $20.00 | $4.00 |
| Patches | Six-fingered Hand Patch | 14 | $20.00 | $4.00 |
Kenny controls the Stick of Truth, and you must wipe the floor with the Princess hard enough to make him a dirty blonde.
She’ll send rainbows at you and a squadron of scurrying mice; Perfect Block as best you can and survive with snacks. Counterattack with your best special abilities and beat the Princess in round one.
Round two begins when Princess Kenny quaffs the green goo. Not ready to surrender, Kenny becomes Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny. The dead complexion doesn’t do much for her feminine charm.
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“No! Fuck you! I am the fairest maiden in all the land!” —Kenny |
Kenny’s zombie version likes to sip green goo and heal. Counteract the healing with gross-out effects or major damage from your most potent special abilities. If you deal more damage than Kenny heals, you can finally put an end to the zombie threat and regain the Stick of Truth. Double huzzah!
To beat Nazi Zombie Kenny, you will have to go through a lot of Health Potions and Power Potions with rounds and rounds of fighting. Use abilities that cut down on his armor, such as the Jew’s Circum-scythe, and pile on the damage. Eventually, Kenny will launch a special attack against you that only your buddy can stop. For example, he might send a Nazi Grim Reaper at you, which can only be stopped by Butters, or a flood of rats that can only be tamed by Jimmy’s flute. When the special attack occurs, mash the button that’s displayed and your buddy will take care of the rest.
Once your buddy removes Nazi Princess Kenny’s special attack, the final step in the battle involves Cartman asking you to do the one thing you should never do--fart on a man’s balls. Cartman will sneak behind Kenny and grab him from behind, exposing Kenny’s privates. If you don’t have enough mana, quaff a Mana Potion and load up one of your magic attacks like Dragonshout. A successful fart on Kenny wins you the final battle!
With Kenny defeated and the Stick of Truth returned to its rightful owners, South Park’s citizens transform from uptight, man-eating monsters to uptight, fast-food-eating townsfolk.
South Park looks like a war zone, but the sun rises and the construction crews have holes to fill in. At least somebody’s loving the destruction.
You, Kyle, Stan, and Cartman reconvene at Stark’s Pond. You decide that maybe, just maybe, the Stick of Truth isn’t such a good thing to have around conveniently sitting on a velvet pillow for anyone to steal. With a mighty heave, Cartman chucks the Stick out into the pond, where it sinks below the ripples and is lost in the mysterious waters.
The boys want to play a new game. Dinosaur Hunters? Pharaohs and Mummies? They ask you what you think. You finally speak, and the boys stare at you as you walk away. Cartman’s final words are, “Wow, what a dick.”