SPOILER ALERT!Quest Breakdown Step 1: Recruit Tweek through the “Hot Coffee” quest. Step 2: Recruit Token through the “Gate Crasher” quest. Step 3: Recruit Craig through the “Detention Sentence” quest. |
Now that the Stick of Truth is missing, you need the full gang to take it back. Cartman wants you to recruit Tweek, Token, and Craig to fill Kupa Keep with its most powerful dudes. Check with Scott Malkinson at the armory—he’s taken over buying/selling from Clyde, who, failing so miserably during the battle with the elves, was banished from all space and time by Cartman. Stock up on some Health Potions for now until you fatten up your wallet and can afford more later.
You may want to buy some more gear at the armory with the cash you’ve grabbed from whacking elves and filching from neighbors. When you’re ready, it’s time to head out into town to start exploring and completing quests.
Loot Table: KUPA KEEP ARMORY
| Item Type | Item | Lvl | Buy Value | Sell Value |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Small) | 0 | $1.00 | $0.20 |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Large) | 0 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Consumable | Cure Potion | 0 | $1.00 | $0.20 |
| Consumable | Power Potion | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion (Small) | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion | 0 | $1.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Mana Potion (Large) | 0 | $0.50 | $0.10 |
| Consumable | Revive Potion | 0 | $3.00 | $0.60 |
| Consumable | Speed Potion | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Strength Potion | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Water Balloon | 0 | $1.50 | $0.30 |
| Weapons | Warrior’s Blade | 1 | $2.34 | $0.46 |
| Weapons | Magic Wand | 1 | $2.34 | $0.46 |
| Weapons | Rogue’s Dagger | 1 | $2.34 | $0.46 |
| Weapons | Jewish Staff | 1 | $2.34 | $0.46 |
| Weapons | Sickle Sword of the Faithful | 2 | $4.50 | $0.90 |
| Weapons | Kris Dagger | 2 | $5.50 | $1.10 |
| Weapons | Lightning Wand | 2 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Weapons | Warrior’s Scimitar | 2 | $5.50 | $1.10 |
| Weapons | Noob Hammer | 3 | $6.00 | $1.20 |
| Weapons | Club of Smiting | 4 | $10.00 | $2.00 |
| Weapons | Fatbeard’s Blade | 6 | $12.00 | $2.40 |
| Weapons | Axe of Stopping | 8 | $12.00 | $2.40 |
| Weapons | Staff of Winter | 8 | $12.00 | $2.40 |
| Weapons | Fire Sword | 10 | $14.00 | $2.80 |
| Equipment | Clyde’s Helmet | 2 | $6.00 | $1.20 |
| Equipment | KKK Gloves | 4 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Equipment | KKK Helmet | 4 | $10.00 | $2.00 |
| Equipment | KKK Armor | 4 | $20.00 | $4.00 |
| Equipment | Khan Gauntlets | 11 | $8.00 | $1.60 |
| Equipment | Khan Helm | 11 | $13.00 | $2.60 |
| Equipment | Khan Armor | 11 | $24.00 | $4.80 |
| Flair | Halfling Wig | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Flair | Bad Irene Wig | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Flair | Cartman Comb-over | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Flair | 50’s Glasses | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Flair | Bandage and Cut | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Flair | Celtic Battle Paint | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Strap-Ons | Lightning Sticker | 3 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Strap-Ons | Lit Match | 3 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Patches | Crossed Swords Patch | 6 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
| Patches | Moldy Patch | 7 | $10.00 | $2.00 |
| Patches | Axe Patch | 7 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
Butters’ Crib
Leave the Cartman house and head left to the red house. Use the Butters’ House Key you automatically gained when Butters joined you as a buddy and open the front door. Check for loot in the desk by the stairs, kitchen cabinet, nightstand by Butters’ bed, dresser in Butters’ bedroom, dresser in the upstairs hall, dressers in Butters’ parents’ bedroom, and the cabinets in the bathroom. Collect your first Chinpokomon, Monkay, on the floor next to Butters’ toy shelf. Huzzah!
Loot Table: Butters' House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Living Room | Table with flower vase | Cash | $0.15 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Table with flower vase | Inspector Butters’ Badge | $0.60 | |||||
| Living Room | Table with lamp | The Poop That Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Living Room | Table with lamp | The Poop That Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Living Room | Table with lamp | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with Butters’ family picture | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with Butters’ family picture | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with Butters’ family picture | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet | Spoiled Clamato Juice | $0.20 | |||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Upstairs Hallway | Desk with potted plant | Mahalo Rewards Card | $0.40 | |||||
| Upstairs Hallway | Desk with potted plant | DMV Literature | $0.40 | |||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | On the floor next to the toy shelf | Monkay (Chinpokomon) | o | o | ||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Star Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Hawaiian ID Card | $0.40 | |||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Raisins Girl Picture | $0.35 | |||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Chaos Lair Key | - | o | o | |||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Chinballs (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Tap Shoes | $0.60 | |||||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser | Okama Gamesphere | $2.00 | |||||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand with white lamp | Stotch’s Garage Key | - | o | o | |||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand with white lamp | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand with white lamp | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Soap on a Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Butters’ Creamy Goo | $0.50 | |||||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Pink Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Rusty Pipe | $0.25 | |||||
| Garage | Chest | Druid Gloves (Hands) | $1.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Garage | Chest | Wild Wacky Action Bike | $2.00 | |||||
| Garage | Terrance & Phillip Bag | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Garage | Terrance & Phillip Bag | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Garage | Terrance & Phillip Bag | Bangs (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o |
Grab the Chaos Lair Key in Butters’ dresser for use later inside the U-Stor-It lot. Butters’ parents keep Stotch’s Garage Key in the bedroom dresser on the right wall. Take it before you leave the house and check out the garage. Inside the garage you can grab the Druid Gloves and other loot.
Rat Bastards!
There’s no going to the right—a pile of rats blocks your way. Head left instead, past your house, and smash through the “No Humans!” barricade. You can now investigate the rest of South Park. If you want more loot along the way, trash any of the elves you spot hiding behind snow piles or loitering on street corners.