South Park: The Stick of Truth Guide Walkthrough Moving Day

New Quest: Call the Banners

SPOILER ALERT!

Quest Breakdown

Step 1: Recruit Tweek through the “Hot Coffee” quest.

Step 2: Recruit Token through the “Gate Crasher” quest.

Step 3: Recruit Craig through the “Detention Sentence” quest.

Now that the Stick of Truth is missing, you need the full gang to take it back. Cartman wants you to recruit Tweek, Token, and Craig to fill Kupa Keep with its most powerful dudes. Check with Scott Malkinson at the armory—he’s taken over buying/selling from Clyde, who, failing so miserably during the battle with the elves, was banished from all space and time by Cartman. Stock up on some Health Potions for now until you fatten up your wallet and can afford more later.

You may want to buy some more gear at the armory with the cash you’ve grabbed from whacking elves and filching from neighbors. When you’re ready, it’s time to head out into town to start exploring and completing quests.

Loot Table: KUPA KEEP ARMORY

Item Type	Item	Lvl	Buy Value	Sell Value
Consumable	Health Potion (Small)	0	$1.00	$0.20
Consumable	Health Potion (Large)	0	$5.00	$1.00
Consumable	Cure Potion	0	$1.00	$0.20
Consumable	Power Potion	0	$2.00	$0.40
Consumable	Mana Potion (Small)	0	$2.00	$0.40
Consumable	Mana Potion	0	$1.00	$0.40
Consumable	Mana Potion (Large)	0	$0.50	$0.10
Consumable	Revive Potion	0	$3.00	$0.60
Consumable	Speed Potion	0	$2.00	$0.40
Consumable	Strength Potion	0	$2.00	$0.40
Consumable	Water Balloon	0	$1.50	$0.30
Weapons	Warrior’s Blade	1	$2.34	$0.46
Weapons	Magic Wand	1	$2.34	$0.46
Weapons	Rogue’s Dagger	1	$2.34	$0.46
Weapons	Jewish Staff	1	$2.34	$0.46
Weapons	Sickle Sword of the Faithful	2	$4.50	$0.90
Weapons	Kris Dagger	2	$5.50	$1.10
Weapons	Lightning Wand	2	$5.00	$1.00
Weapons	Warrior’s Scimitar	2	$5.50	$1.10
Weapons	Noob Hammer	3	$6.00	$1.20
Weapons	Club of Smiting	4	$10.00	$2.00
Weapons	Fatbeard’s Blade	6	$12.00	$2.40
Weapons	Axe of Stopping	8	$12.00	$2.40
Weapons	Staff of Winter	8	$12.00	$2.40
Weapons	Fire Sword	10	$14.00	$2.80
Equipment	Clyde’s Helmet	2	$6.00	$1.20
Equipment	KKK Gloves	4	$5.00	$1.00
Equipment	KKK Helmet	4	$10.00	$2.00
Equipment	KKK Armor	4	$20.00	$4.00
Equipment	Khan Gauntlets	11	$8.00	$1.60
Equipment	Khan Helm	11	$13.00	$2.60
Equipment	Khan Armor	11	$24.00	$4.80
Flair	Halfling Wig	0	$2.00	$0.40
Flair	Bad Irene Wig	0	$2.00	$0.40
Flair	Cartman Comb-over	0	$2.00	$0.40
Flair	50’s Glasses	0	$2.00	$0.40
Flair	Bandage and Cut	0	$2.00	$0.40
Flair	Celtic Battle Paint	0	$2.00	$0.40
Strap-Ons	Lightning Sticker	3	$2.00	$0.40
Strap-Ons	Lit Match	3	$2.00	$0.40
Patches	Crossed Swords Patch	6	$5.00	$1.00
Patches	Moldy Patch	7	$10.00	$2.00
Patches	Axe Patch	7	$5.00	$1.00

Butters’ Crib

Leave the Cartman house and head left to the red house. Use the Butters’ House Key you automatically gained when Butters joined you as a buddy and open the front door. Check for loot in the desk by the stairs, kitchen cabinet, nightstand by Butters’ bed, dresser in Butters’ bedroom, dresser in the upstairs hall, dressers in Butters’ parents’ bedroom, and the cabinets in the bathroom. Collect your first Chinpokomon, Monkay, on the floor next to Butters’ toy shelf. Huzzah!

Loot Table: Butters' House

N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye

General Area	Location	Item	$$$ Value	N	C	Q	E	D
Living Room	Table with flower vase	Cash	$0.15	o
Living Room	Table with flower vase	Inspector Butters’ Badge	$0.60
Living Room	Table with lamp	The Poop That Took a Pee	$0.60
Living Room	Table with lamp	The Poop That Took a Pee	$0.60
Living Room	Table with lamp	USB Drive	$0.50
Living Room	Desk with Butters’ family picture	Fork	$0.10
Living Room	Desk with Butters’ family picture	Spoon	$0.10
Living Room	Desk with Butters’ family picture	Pubes	$0.05
Kitchen	Kitchen cabinet	Spoiled Clamato Juice	$0.20
Kitchen	Kitchen cabinet	Cash	$1.00	o
Kitchen	Kitchen cabinet	Health Potion (Small)	$0.20	o
Upstairs Hallway	Desk with potted plant	Mahalo Rewards Card	$0.40
Upstairs Hallway	Desk with potted plant	DMV Literature	$0.40
Butters’ Bedroom	On the floor next to the toy shelf	Monkay (Chinpokomon)		o	o
Butters’ Bedroom	Nightstand with green lamp	Star Facepaint (Makeup)	$0.40	o			o
Butters’ Bedroom	Nightstand with green lamp	Cash	$0.25	o
Butters’ Bedroom	Nightstand with green lamp	Hawaiian ID Card	$0.40
Butters’ Bedroom	Nightstand with green lamp	Raisins Girl Picture	$0.35
Butters’ Bedroom	Dresser	Chaos Lair Key	-	o		o
Butters’ Bedroom	Dresser	Cash	$2.00	o
Butters’ Bedroom	Dresser	Health Potion (Small)	$0.20	o
Butters’ Bedroom	Dresser	Chinballs (Facial Hair)	$0.40	o			o
Butters’ Bedroom	Dresser	Tap Shoes	$0.60
Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom	Dresser	Okama Gamesphere	$2.00
Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom	Dresser	Cash	$0.50	o
Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom	Nightstand with white lamp	Stotch’s Garage Key	-	o		o
Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom	Nightstand with white lamp	Screwdriver	$0.30
Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom	Nightstand with white lamp	Cash	$0.35	o
Bathroom	Dresser with potted plant	Soap on a Rope	$0.40
Bathroom	Dresser with potted plant	Butters’ Creamy Goo	$0.50
Bathroom	Sink Cabinet	Pink Dye	-	o				o
Bathroom	Sink Cabinet	Rusty Pipe	$0.25
Garage	Chest	Druid Gloves (Hands)	$1.00	o	o		o
Garage	Chest	Wild Wacky Action Bike	$2.00
Garage	Terrance & Phillip Bag	Cash	$1.00	o
Garage	Terrance & Phillip Bag	Speed Potion	$0.40	o
Garage	Terrance & Phillip Bag	Bangs (Hair)	$0.40	o			o

Grab the Chaos Lair Key in Butters’ dresser for use later inside the U-Stor-It lot. Butters’ parents keep Stotch’s Garage Key in the bedroom dresser on the right wall. Take it before you leave the house and check out the garage. Inside the garage you can grab the Druid Gloves and other loot.

Rat Bastards!

There’s no going to the right—a pile of rats blocks your way. Head left instead, past your house, and smash through the “No Humans!” barricade. You can now investigate the rest of South Park. If you want more loot along the way, trash any of the elves you spot hiding behind snow piles or loitering on street corners.