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“If you try again, I will pepper spray you back to the Stone Age.” —Security Guard |
SPOILER ALERT! Quest Breakdown Step 1: Buy the Gas Mask at Jimbo’s Gun Store. Step 2: Go to Dark Meadows. Step 3: Put on the Gas Mask and assault the security guard. Step 4: Recruit Token for Kupa Keep and gain a friend. |
Proceed down the block to the left after you leave the Tweek Bros. shop. Turn right at the corner and follow the sidewalk until you wrap around to the Dark Meadows estate. A Security Guard blocks your way if you try to enter the estate. Mess with the pig and he’ll mace you in the face.
Pass the Gas
The Security Guard at Dark Meadows Estates ain’t playing around. You need the Gas Mask to beat him, so head over to Jimbo’s Gun Store (keep walking left past the Mall and Restaurant Row to reach it) and buy the latest fashion in chemical warfare. Put the Gas Mask on and head back to Dark Meadows. Besides looking like a reject from a sci-fi tv show, you can now waltz right up to the Security Guard and break his kneecaps. Just watch out for his stun gun and the stain it can put in your crotch.
Loot Table: Token's House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
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| Front Gate | Loot bag near security shack | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Friar Cap (Head) | $2.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Token Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Barry Bonds Bat | $0.70 | |||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Okama Gamesphere | $2.00 | |||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Bass Guitar | $1.00 | |||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Lion King DVD | $0.50 | |||||
| Front Yard | Backpack behind the bushes | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Front Yard | Backpack behind the bushes | Faith +1 CD | $0.40 | |||||
| Front Yard | Backpack behind the bushes | Picture of Nichole | $0.15 | |||||
| Front Yard | Backpack behind the bushes | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Front Yard | On the second floor window sill | Velocirapstar (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Rooftop | Chest inside of chimney | Squire Armor (Body) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Rooftop | Chest inside of chimney | Longflip Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Rooftop | Chest inside of chimney | Wooden Grip (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o |
Raid the loot bin behind the security booth, then approach Token’s house and check out the open second-story window. Pull out your ranged weapon and shoot the Chinpokomon on the windowsill for another collectable.
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“Mom! Can you drive me to Eric’s house?” —Token |
Knock on the door and hand Cartman’s letter to the kid who answers the door. Token decides to join your gang and puts on his spiffy ninja costume. Nice!
Return to your block. If you like, raid Cartman’s house and then steal Cartman’s Garage Key from the living room desk to open the garage. Loot the boxes and pick up the Pengin Chinpokomon standing in the corner. As you walk down the block to the left toward Craig’s house, snipe the Chu-chu Nezumi Chinpokomon out of the tree next to your house.
Loot Table: Cartman's House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
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| Living Room | Desk near door | Evil Cartman Goatee (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Cartman’s Garage Key | - | o | o | |||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Okama Gamesphere | $2.00 | |||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet under orange pot | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Underpants | - | o | o | |||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Black Thunder | $0.60 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Purple Passion | $0.40 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Jack Rabbit | $0.40 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | Crack Pipe | $0.30 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | Blunt Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | Purple Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | Antonio Banderas Love Doll | $0.70 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | The Milkman | $0.50 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Faith +1 CD | $0.40 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Super Phun Thyme Tickets | $0.30 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Brad Pitt Survival Gear Kit | $1.20 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | “Fatty Doo Doo” DVD | $0.80 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Crank Prank Time Phone | $1.60 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Double Chin (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Coon Poster | $0.25 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Cherokee Hair Tampon | $0.30 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | AIDS | $0.60 | |||||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Packet of Sea People | $0.70 | |||||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Garage | On Floor | Pengin (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Garage | Chest | Gray Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Garage | Chest | Wizard Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o |