Day 2 Quest List
Gain Allies
Earthquakes. Check. Uncontrollable fires. Check. A crashed UFO turned government site posing as a Taco Bell. Check. Just another day in South Park, and Cartman needs you to recruit more allies to handle the mess.
Recruit the Goth Kids
What better allies than kids that dress like the undead and are way too cool to keep their lungs healthy? Go talk to them anyway.
Nonconformist
Circle around town collecting clothes, smokes, and coffee to fit in with the Goth Kids. It won’t be as easy as it sounds: Goths are picky about who they let sit on the cement steps with them.
PTA Problems
You think the PTA has problems worrying about what the alleged Taco Bell is going to do to the town? Wait till they find out Nazi Zombie body parts come included in the extra value meals.
Attack the School
Whose side are you on? Cartman’s or Kyle’s? You’ll have to choose to ally with the humans or the elves, then launch an epic assault on an ultra-fortified, war-torn bunker—South Park Elementary.
Go Back Home
You discover who really stole the Stick of Truth, but before you can have it out with the Ruler of Darkness, your parents announce bedtime. Go home and get some sleep.
Defeat the Underpants Gnomes
Ha, you thought you were getting sleep!? No chance. Underpants Gnomes raid your drawers for your drawers, then shrink you down to their size. Chase after them to regain your dignity.
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