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80’s Action Hero Wig

“The only wig to wear when there’s big trouble in City Wok.”

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$0.40

Bad Irene Wig

“Look good despite chronic abortion addiction.”

$2.00

$0.40

Bald Cap

“The latex classic.”

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$0.40

Bangs

“A boy’s hairstyle with cropped bangs.”

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$0.40

Barbarian Mullet

“Business in front, pillaging in the rear.”

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$0.40

Barbarian Wig

“A savage wig for lady barbarians.”

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$0.40

Berserker Wig

“A very unpredictable hairstyle.”

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$0.40

Blunt Wig

“A girl’s hairstyle with cropped bangs.”

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$0.40

Bob Wig

“Expresses a love of mod fashion.”

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$0.40

Brutish Wig

“A hairstyle that actually fights back when you try to comb it.”

$0.40

Bub Wig

“Claws not included.”

$2.00

$0.40

Bun Wig

“A classic, stylized wig.”

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$0.40

Buzz Cut

“Close-cropped buzz cut hairstyle.”

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$0.40

Cartman Comb-over

“A comb-over is the only way to get through to these kids.”

$2.00

$0.40

Clyde Wig

“The perfect wig to wear beyond space and time.”

$2.00

$0.40

Cornrows Wig

“Cheaper alternative to the corn maze wig.”

$2.00

$0.40

Damien Wig

“A hellish hairstyle.”

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$0.40

Disheveled Wig

“Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the couch...”

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$0.40

Dracula Wig

“Pronounced widow’s peak.”

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$0.40

Dubstep Wig

“Popular with the kids nowadays.”

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$0.40

Elf Wig

“Immortality does nothing for a receding hairline.”

$2.00

$0.40

Emo Wig

“Nobody understands your pain, but this wig comes close.”

$2.00

$0.40

Falsetto Wig

“This wig is the high note of your stylistic career.”

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$0.40

Female Elf Wig

“The flowing locks of an elven mistress.”

$2.00

$0.40

Flat Top Wig

“A very official wig.”

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$0.40

Fohawk Wig

“For punkers not willing to commit to the complete mohawk.”

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$0.40

Francis Wig

“A hairstyle that’s popular with kids who enjoy Snacky Smores.”

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$0.40

Free Spirit Wig

“Fight the power with this wig.”

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$0.40

Fro Wig

“Came into fashion in the late sixties and never went out.”

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$0.40

Ginger Bowltop

“A flaming red bowl haircut.”

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$0.40

Ginger Fro

“Popular among clowns and other such creepy creatures.”

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$0.40

Ginger Wig

“Red, disturbing.”

$2.00

$0.40

Glee Wig

“The perfect wig to wear while singing horrible a capella covers of popular songs.”

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$0.40

Grandpa Vampire Wig

“Midpoint on a gradual transition to double-beehive.”

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$0.40

Halfling Wig

“Also known as a ‘poodle mullet.’”

$2.00

$0.40

Horselord Braid

“Must be cut off in defeat.”

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$0.40

Lolita Wig

“Controversial conceptually but a masterpiece aesthetically.”

$2.00

$0.40

Long Curly Wig

“A style that’s popular with prop comedians.

$2.00

$0.40

Longflip Wig

“Long, untamed boy’s hairstyle.”

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$0.40

Long Hair Wig

“A boy’s cut with a bit more length.”

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$0.40

Makeover Wig

“About 60% hair and 40% salon products.”

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$0.40

Manly Pigtail Wig

“The ultimate oxymoron.”

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$0.40

Melody Wig

“Hum along to the tune of this groovy wig.”

$2.00

$0.40

Messy Wig

“Any day can be a bad hair day with this shaggy wig.”

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$0.40

Monk’s Tonsure

“Shows God you have nothing to hide.”

$2.00

$0.40

Pigtails Wig

“Girl’s wig with twin pigtails.”

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$0.40

Preppy Wig

“An easy way to look rich and popular.”

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$0.40

Short Wig

“A wig that stays out of your eyes.”

$2.00

$0.40

Sidebangs Wig

“Showcases the swept bangs of a budding pop star.”

$2.00

$0.40

Side Bow Wig

“Popular with artistic types.”

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$0.40

Side Part Wig

“A wig with a distinct parting.”

$2.00

$0.40

Side Swept Wig

“A stylish, side-swept boy’s hairstyle.”

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$0.40

Slicked-Back Wig

“A throwback to the olden days.”

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$0.40

Spiky Wig

“Headbutts just got 78% more lethal.”

$2.00

$0.40

Spoiled Whore Wig

“That’s hot.”

$2.00

$0.40

Surfer Wig

“Laid back hair for a laid back lifestyle.”

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$0.40

Swaves Wig

“A long, wavy hairstyle.”

$2.00

$0.40

Tenor Wig

“A wig for the musically inclined.”

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$0.40

Thief Wig

“A hairstyle popular with roguish types.”

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$0.40

Timmy Wig

“Timmy’s wig from ‘Helen Keller: The Musical.’”

$2.00

$0.40

Token Wig

“Token’s signature flat-top style.”

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$0.40

Topknot Wig

“It’s like a pom-pom for your head.”

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$0.40

Totally Metal Mohawk

“Made with actual metal shavings to help maintain its shape.”

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$0.40

Tousled Wig

“A purposefully disordered wig.”

$2.00

$0.40

Untidy Wig

“The hairstyle that perfectly complements a shirt covered in stains.”

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$0.40