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“Sorry, Frodo, we don’t play Dungeons and Douchebags.” —Michael |
SPOILER ALERT! Quest Breakdown Step 1: Speak with the Goth Kids in the back of the school. Step 2: Complete the “Nonconformist” quest. Step 3: Get ambushed by the elves. And like it. Step 4: Return to the Goth Kids. Step 5: Complete the “PTA Problems” quest. Step 6: Dance for the Goth Kids. Step 7: Recruit the Goth Kids for Kupa Keep or the Elven Kingdom. |
Seek out the Goth Kids at South Park Elementary. Take the Fast Travel Flag to the school and follow the path to the gate that leads to the docking bays behind the school. The four Goths hang out smoking and making sure their eyeliner doesn’t run.
Brood like a Goth Dude
The Goths want nothing to do with you. You don’t dress like a vampire, you don’t piss vinegar on the world like they do—basically, you’re a conformist. You’re going to have to change your look and attitude if you want to befriend them.