Melee Weapons — South Park: The Stick of Truth eGuide

Alien Probe								“Engineered to provide vital data to aliens. Has 17 different vibration settings.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
5	48-67	3	None	—	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 20 enemy armor.

Archmage’s Wand								“Wielded by a famous and powerful wizard, then purchased from a catalog on a domestic flight.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	169-235	3	Fire	+500	2	C$27.28	$4.40
Traits	Burning Surge	Gain 5 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target.

Assassin’s Dagger								“This famous blade has decimated an entire royal line, cut through a tin can, and is still sharp.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
10	110-153	5	None	—	2	—	$14.00
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 25% of enemy armor.
	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
	Executioner’s Joy	Gain 100 HP when an enemy dies.

Axe of Stopping								“Stops enemies in their tracks.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
8	133-185	3	None	—	1	$12.00	$2.40
Traits	Daze	On Perfect Attack, slows your target.

Axe of the Underworld								“Formerly held by the Lords of the Underworld.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
13	629-875	3	None	—	1	—	$14.00
Traits	Vampirism	Perfect Attack drains 300 HP from bleeding target.

Billy Club of Smiting								“The final word in authoritah.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
2	18-26	2	None	—	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Weaken	On Perfect Attack, lowers target’s defenses.

Butters’ Hammer of Storms								“You struck down the first friend you ever made in South Park. Then again it was Butters.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
8	122-170	3	Shock	+50	2	—	$9.00
Traits	—	—

Canadian Halberd								“From the frigid battle arenas of the north, eh.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	719-1,000	2	None	—	2	C$28.52	$4.60
Traits	Wide Hit	A Perfect Attack targets everyone in a column.

Claymore of the Warrior								“Originally meant for a taller person.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	434-603	2	None	—	1	C$28.52	$4.60
Traits	Warrior’s Rage	Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.
	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value.
	Rend	Destroys 50 armor on Perfect Attack.

Club of Smiting								“Holy wrath in the form of a stick.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
4	53-75	2	None	—	1	$10.00	$2.00
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 1.
Traits	Weaken	On Perfect Attack, lowers target’s defenses.

Crutch of Weakness								“Lulls opponents into false confidence.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
4	30-42	3	None	—	1	—	$4.40
Traits	Numbing Strike	On Perfect Attack, weakens target’s attack.

Dire Scepter								“You know what a dire scepter is, don’t you?”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	224-312	3	None	—	1	C$44.64	$7.20
Traits	Dire Slayer	Plus 20% damage vs. Dire monsters.

Elf Blade								“Masterfully crafted.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
6	67-93	3	None	—	1	$12.00	$2.40
Traits	—	—

Fairy Princess Blade								“Glittery but abrasive”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
13	584-812	3	None	—	2	$24.00	$4.80
Traits	Enchanted	Attacks from this weapon bypass enemy defense.

Fatbeard’s Blade								“The legendary blade of a big-boned Somali pirate king.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
6	85-118	2	None	—	1	$12.00	$2.40
Traits	Magnets	Gain 20% additional money.

Fire Sword								“Currently under manufacturer recall.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
10	165-230	3	Fire	+400	1	$14.00	$2.80
Traits	—	—

Fire Wand								“Unlocks the power of fire via an easily manipulated childproof safety switch.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
7	47-66	4	Fire	+50	1	—	$5.60
Traits	Burning Surge	Gain 3 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target.

Flamberge Rapier								“This blade is as deadly as it is wavy.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	262-365	3	None	—	1	C$27.90	$4.50
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
Traits	Numbing Strike	On Perfect Attack, weakens target’s attack.

Gnome Pickaxe								“Used for mining the most precious mineral: 100% cotton.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
9	242-337	2	None	—	2	—	$13.00
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 20 enemy armor.
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3.

Greataxe of the Warrior								“A great weapon for exploiting your enemies’ subtle weakness: decapitation.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	825-1,146	2	None	—	1	—	$30.00
Traits	Warrior’s Rage	Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.
	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value.
	Rend	Destroys 100 armor on Perfect Attack.

Greatsword of the Warrior								“So-called because of its greatness in the area of stabbing.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
7	76-106	3	None	—	2	—	$6.60
Traits	Warrior’s Rage	Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.
	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value.
	Rend	Destroys 50 armor on Perfect Attack.

Halberd of the Warrior								“For knocking cavalry off of their stick horses.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	34-47	2	None	—	2	—	$3.80
Traits	Warrior’s Rage	Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.
Traits	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 2x your armor value.

Holy Hammer of Smiting								“Smite infidels with divine, vulcanized wrath.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
7	54-76	3	Holy	+100	2	—	$7.60
Traits	Weaken	On Perfect Attack, lowers target’s defenses.

Holy Lance								“So-named after the final word of its victims.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
7	110-153	2	None	—	1		$5.20
Traits	Reach	Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind.
	Sharp	Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack.
	Strength of Torment	+10% damage per debuff on you.

Holy Mossad Knife								“A covert knife from a mysterious order.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	150-208	5	Holy	+100	1	C$26.66	$4.30
Traits	Nazi Slayer	Plus 20% damage against Nazis.
Traits	Vengeance	Deal 15% more damage when below 25% health.

Holy Poker of the Faithful								“A weapon of attrition.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
10	281-391	2	Holy	+50	2	—	$11.80
Traits	Strength of Torment	Plus 10% damage per debuff on you.
Traits	Vengeance	Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health.

Holy Staff								“The key innovation here is the snake.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	28-40	2	Holy	+10	2	—	$3.00
Traits	Vengeance	Deal 5% more damage when below 25% health.

Ice Wand								“Cold to the touch with ice magic.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
5	36-51	3	Frost	+30	1	—	$4.80
Traits	Frozen Surge	Gain 5 PP vs. a slowed target.

Izmel of the Faithful								“Borrowed from Mohel’s medicine cabinet.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
5	37-52	3	None	—	2	—	$4.00
Traits	Numbing Strike	On Perfect Attack, weakens target’s attack.

Jewish Staff								“Guide and defend the faithful with this wooden shepherd’s crook.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
1	16-22	2	None	—	2	$2.34	$0.46
Traits	Strength of Torment	Plus 5% damage per debuff on you.

Kenny’s Bloody Club								“A weapon that stands by the redneck tradition of sticking some nails in something to make it deadly.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
2	13-18	3	None	—	1	—	$3.00
Traits	Sharp	Adds 10% damage on Perfect Attack.

Knead-ring, the Dough Hammer								“The deadliest weapon known to cartoon cats and mice.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	341-475	4	None	—	1	$16.00	$3.20
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 5.

Kris Dagger								“Even the most crappily made stiletto in woodshop has its uses.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
2	11-16	4	None	—	1	$5.50	$1.10
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 5 enemy armor.

Laser Sword								“The plastic surrounding the laser makes an effective bludgeon.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
9	130-181	3	Shock	+100	1	—	$11.00
Traits	Warrior’s Rage	Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.
Traits	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value.

Lightning Wand								“Has the power to call lightning down from the sky during lightning storms.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
2	13-18	3	Shock	+10	1	$5.00	$1.00
Traits	Numbing Strike	On Perfect Attack, weakens target’s attack.


Mace of Restoration								“Heal yourself by bashing your enemies in the face.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
4	23-32	3	None	—	1	—	$4.40
Traits	Healing Strike	On Perfect Attack, heal 5% of HP.

Magic Wand								“This is a twig.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
1	15-21	2	None	—	1	$2.34	$0.46
Traits	Burning Surge	Gain 1 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target.

ManBearPig Claw								“The dreaded claw of the most dangerous and real creature in the known universe: ManBearPig.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	179-250	3	None	—	1	—	$40.00
Traits	Reach	Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind.
Traits	Sharp	Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack.

Master Razor								“Relic from an ancient war.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
10	269-375	4	None	—	2	—	$22.00
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 50 enemy armor.
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.

Morningstar of David								“A more likely weapon for slaying Goliath.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	656-911	2	Holy	+500	1	—	$20.40
Traits	Reach	Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind.
	Vengeance	Deal 25% more damage when below 25% health.
	Strength of Torment	Adds 15% damage per debuff on you.

Noob Hammer								“A two-handed hammer intended for the newly initiated.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	37-52	2	None	—	1	$6.00	$1.20
Traits	—	—

Poignard								“For stabbing.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
5	31-43	4	None	—	2	—	$5.20
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 25% of enemy armor.
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.

Push Dagger								“Disposed of in a garden by an assassin covering his tracks.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	19-27	3	None	—	1	—	$3.60
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 5 enemy armor.
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.

Raider’s Blade								“That someone would use a sword of plywood explains why they would need to be doing some raiding.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
8	101-141	3	None	—	1	$13.00	$2.60
Traits	Sharp	Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack.
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.

Rod of Major Boobage								“A grand trophy awarded to the strongest warriors that battle at the Breastriary in Nippopolis.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
9	269-375	2	None	—	1	$16.90	$3.38
Traits	Daze	On Perfect Attack, slows your target.
Traits	Weaken	On Perfect Attack, lowers target’s defenses.

Rod of Waste								“Forged to fight monsters from the bowels of Hell or any bowels really.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
7	71-100	2	Gross	+50	1	—	$2.80
Traits	Gross Out	Target starts puking and can’t be healed.

Rogue’s Dagger								“A wooden dagger fit for stabbing your enemies. Preferably in the back.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
1	10-15	3	None	—	2	$2.34	$0.46
Traits	Bloody Surge	Gain 1 PP on Perfect Attack on bleeding targets.

Serrated Axe of Rending								“The very definition of screwing around in shop class.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	350-487	3	None	—	1	—	$14.00
Traits	Sharp	Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack.
Traits	Rend	Destroys 30 armor on Perfect Attack.

Shocking Staff								“Effective against mosquitoes in a 15-foot radius.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
10	221-307	2	Shock	+150	1	—	$12.60
Traits	Numbing Strike	On Perfect Attack, weakens target’s attack.

Sica Dagger of the Faithful								“Spreads pain and more.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
9	84-117	5	Holy	+20	1	—	$8.40
Traits	Vengeance	Deal 10% more damage when below 25% health.

Sickle Sword of the Faithful								“A suitable weapon for battle, the ultimate bloodsport.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
2	13-18	3	Holy	+7	1	$4.50	$0.90
Traits	Strength of Torment	Adds 5% damage per debuff on you.

Slashing Blade of the Ranger								“Battle trophy taken from the body of a mortal foe.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
8	179-250	2	None	—	2	—	$9.00
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
Traits	Wide Hit	A Perfect Attack targets everyone in a column.

Staff of Winter								“Legend says this staff is the reason snow never melts around South Park.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
8	99-138	3	Frost	+50	1	$12.00	$2.40
Traits	Frozen Surge	Gain 10 PP vs. a slowed target.

Star Wand								“Some say it was forged from a shooting star. Others that it was stolen from a garage sale. But its power is unquestioned.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
9	139-193	3	None	—	2	—	$9.20
Traits	Surprise Hit	Gain 1% damage against a sleeping target.
	Burning Surge	Gain 4 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target.
	Slow Surge	Gain 5 PP on Perfect Attack on a slow target.

Stone Hammer								“Crude and primitive, but no less fearsome.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
7	134-187	2	None	—	1	—	$17.00
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3.

Super Cereal ManBearPig Club								“Perfect for close range combat against ManBearPig. Aim for his snout to deal massive damage.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
8	143-200	3	None	—	1	—	$3.40
Traits	Super Cereal	This item is super cereal.
Traits	Green	This weapon helps prevent global warming.

Sweet Katana								“Awesome sword from the best store at the mall.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
14	1,349-1,875	3	None	—	1	$75.00	$15.00
Traits	Rend	Destroys 200 armor on Perfect Attack.

Sword Breaker								“Usually used primarily as a blocking weapon, but only by cowards.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
9	106-147	4	None	—	1	—	$10.20
Traits	Numbing Strike	On Perfect Attack, weakens target’s attack.
	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
	Block	Reduces damage by 10% when blocking.

Sword of Endings								“A harbinger of things to come.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	494-687	3	None	—	1	$23.00	$4.60
Traits	Called Shot	Gain Attack Up when an enemy dies.
Traits	Lucky Break	Gain 100 HP when an enemy dies.

Vibroblade								“A mysterious sword pulsating with eldritch power.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
14	809-1,125	4	Gross	+500	1	—	$33.80
Traits	—	—

Wand of Wizarding								“Glows in the dark to light the way and ward off evil.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	16-22	3	Fire	+20	2	—	$3.40
Traits	Burning Surge	Gain 2 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target.

Warhammer								“Peasant militia are known to keep these in their unlocked garages.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
10	292-406	2	None	—	1	—	$15.00
Traits	Warrior’s Rage	Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.
	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value.
	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 2.

Warrior’s Axe								“Taken from the Warrior’s dad’s toolshed.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
5	32-45	4	None	—	2	—	$5.00
Traits	Warrior’s Rage	Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.
	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 4x your armor value.
	Numbing Strike	On Magic Attack, weakens target’s attack.

Warrior’s Blade								“A wooden sword befitting a level 1 noob.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
1	17-23	2	None	—	2	$2.34	$0.46
Traits	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 2x your armor value.

Warrior’s Longsword								“The compensating cousin of the shortsword.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
8	106-147	3	None	—	2	$12.00	$2.40
Traits	Warrior’s Rage	Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack.
	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 3x your armor value.
	Reach	Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind.

Warrior’s Scimitar								“Tassel made from the scalps of the vanquished.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
2	15-21	3	None	—	2	$5.50	$1.10
Traits	Armored Strike	Weapon damage increases by 3x your armor value.

Wizard’s Staff								“Will never leave the hand of the wielder, due in large part to the thick layer of tree sap.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	431-598	3	Fire	+400	1	—	$72.00
Traits	Combustion	On a magic attack, burning damage applies instantly.
Traits	Burning Surge	Gain 4 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target.