Buddies: Cartman

Description: Cartman is the Grand Wizard of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep and a master of the arcane and the profane. Cartman wields tremendous magical power—his ass and mouth are both capable of devastating spells.

Unlocked: Day 3, Elven Kingdom, “Forging Alliances” quest

Specialization: Flaming ass attacks

Command Ability: None

Melee Tactics: No one wants to see Cartman’s ass, especially opponents. When he ignites his spewing gas from Burning Cloud, flames sear the nearest enemy if you continue to pound on the combat button. Fail to expel enough ass vapor? Beat people over the head with Cartman’s staff attack, which can strike multiple times.

Ranged Tactics: Disturb opponents with Cartman’s “magic missile,” probably grabbed straight off the women’s hygiene shelf, or worse, out of the trash. It uses the fewest power points, so you can blast this off and easily spray fire or obscenities in your foes’ direction, too.

Multiple-Opponents Tactics: Get two foes for the price of one! Flame Strike burns the first two foes in a row and leaves them crispy for the grill. Add barbecue sauce for that extra spice.

Special Abilities

Cartman Curses Cartman’s ultimate ability, naturally, centers on his foul mouth. Make that his really foul mouth. When you choose Cartman’s Curse ability, you can mash any one of your buttons. Try a different button each time you use it for a new slew of curses, from “Christian!” to “Spastic colon!” to “Shriveled sack!”