Best Combat Quotes“Buttplug!” “I could go for some fried chicken skin right now.” “I’ll make you eat your parents.” “Go home you little semen-puking, asshole, dickhead.” “Never send a Jew elf to do a Wizard King’s job.” |
Description: Cartman is the Grand Wizard of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep and a master of the arcane and the profane. Cartman wields tremendous magical power—his ass and mouth are both capable of devastating spells.
Unlocked: Day 3, Elven Kingdom, “Forging Alliances” quest
Specialization: Flaming ass attacks
Command Ability: None
Melee Tactics: No one wants to see Cartman’s ass, especially opponents. When he ignites his spewing gas from Burning Cloud, flames sear the nearest enemy if you continue to pound on the combat button. Fail to expel enough ass vapor? Beat people over the head with Cartman’s staff attack, which can strike multiple times.
Ranged Tactics: Disturb opponents with Cartman’s “magic missile,” probably grabbed straight off the women’s hygiene shelf, or worse, out of the trash. It uses the fewest power points, so you can blast this off and easily spray fire or obscenities in your foes’ direction, too.
Multiple-Opponents Tactics: Get two foes for the price of one! Flame Strike burns the first two foes in a row and leaves them crispy for the grill. Add barbecue sauce for that extra spice.
Special Abilities
| Ability | Description | Power Points | Level Unlocked | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Burning Cloud |
Cartman ignites his flatulence, with explosive results. |
10 |
0 |
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Flame Strike |
Cartman sprays the first two foes in a row with fire. Targets start burning if done perfectly. |
6 |
0 |
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Magic Missile |
Hits the target with a powerful magic missile. |
0 |
0 |
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Curse |
Cartman activates his v-chip and curses up a storm of electricity against a single target. |
16 |
13 |
Cartman Curses Cartman’s ultimate ability, naturally, centers on his foul mouth. Make that his really foul mouth. When you choose Cartman’s Curse ability, you can mash any one of your buttons. Try a different button each time you use it for a new slew of curses, from “Christian!” to “Spastic colon!” to “Shriveled sack!” |