Collectables — South Park: The Stick of Truth eGuide

If you don’t have a desire to pet Furrycat outside Kyle’s house, or to get a glimpse of the ultra-cute Poodlesaurus Rex in the elementary school, or to discover Cosmonewt in the sunken UFO, you really need to live a little. Treat yourself to an obsessive personality and try to collect all 30 Chinpokomon around town. Some are right out in the open—we’re looking at you, Chu-Chu Nezumi!—some are hidden in crazy places, and some you’ll need an alien probe or Cup-a-Spell to recover. Read through the following table for the locations of the game’s Chinpokomon, the actions required to unlock them, and which day you can find each one in. You’ve gotta fetch ’em all if you’re a real collector!

Chinpokomon Collectables

Chinpokomon	Location	Action Required	Day Found
Accountafish	South Park Gazette	Gnome Form	Day 3
Beetlebot	UFO	Shoot	Day 1
Biebersaur	Sewers Cave	Nagasaki	Day 3
Brocorri	Restaurant Row	Cup-a-Spell	Day 1
Chu-Chu Nezumi	Tree Outside Your House	Shoot	Day 1
Cosmonewt	Stark Pond—Sunken UFO	Alien Probe	Day 2
Donkeytron	School Kitchen	Cup-a-Spell	Day 2
Fatdactyl	Bijou Cinema	Shoot	Day 1
Ferasnarf	Mackey’s Storage	Shoot	Day 2
Fetuswami	Unplanned Parenthood	Pick It Up	Day 3
Flowerpotamus	Skeeter’s Bar and Cocktails	Shoot	Day 1
Furrycat	Corner Outside Kyle’s House	Pick It Up	Day 1
Gerbitoad	Sewer Tunnels (Mr. Hankey’s House)	Pick It Up	Day 2
Gophemon	Community Center Men’s Room Stall	Pick It Up	Day 2
Gunrilla	Facility Conference Room	Shoot	Day 2
Lambtron	Tower of Peace	Shoot	Day 1
Monkay	Butters’ Room	Pick It Up	Day 1
Mouse-Tik	Sparkle Council	Pick It Up	Day 3
Pengin	Cartman’s Garage	Key to Unlock	Day 1
Poodlesaurus Rex	Detention Hallway	Shoot	Day 1
Pterdaken	Attack on School Locker	Shoot	Day 2
Rabbitech	Police Station Evidence Room	Pick It Up	Day 1
Roidrat	Donnely Attic	Pick It Up	Day 1
Roo-Stor	Chaos Lair	Shoot	Day 1
Shoe	Clyde’s Fortress	Alien Probe	Day 3
Sna-Kat	City Hall	Shoot	Day 1
Stegmata	Kyle’s Garage	Key to Unlock	Day 2
Terribovine	Under bench by Tweek Bros. Coffee Shop	Gnome Form	Day 3
Vamporko	Community Center Basketball Court	Alien Probe	Day 2
Velocirapstar	Token’s House	Shoot	Day 1

Collectable Equipment

Equipment	Where	Part of ?	Notes
Alien Gloves	UFO	Alien Suit	Defeat and loot the Alien Chief of Security and the foes with him.
Alien Helmet	UFO	Alien Suit	Found in the first Probe Room.
Alien Probe	UFO	-	Found inside chest to the left of the Probe Room doors.
Alien Ray Gun	UFO	-	Acquired after fighting the first group of Aliens.
Alien Suit	UFO	Alien Suit	Found in a chest after exiting the first elevator.
Archmage's Wand	Vancouver	-	Purchase from Everything's Coming Up Maple.
Axe of Stopping	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Axe of the Underworld	Jimbo's Guns	-	Inside of a chest in the rafters of Jimbo's Guns. Requires the Alien Probe and Jimbo's Key to access.
Bar Darts	Skeeter's Bar	-	Complete the "Rats in the Cellar" quest and speak to Skeeter.
Barbarian Armor	Quebec	Barbarian Outfit	Inside of a chest in the room with the Minister of Montreal.
Barbarian Gloves	Canada	Barbarian Outfit	Defeat the Canadian Barking Spider.
Barbarian Helmet	Vancouver	Barbarian Outfit	At the Duke of Vancouver's Castle, break through the cracked wall and open the chest.
Basketball	School (2nd)	-	Loot the fallen soldier near the "IN" door of the Cafeteria.
Batdadarang	Community Center	-	Purchase from the PTA Store
Battle Bow	Kyle's House	-	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Billy Club of Smiting	Token's House	-	Defeat the Gate Security Guard.
Bishop Gloves	Banff	Bishop Vestments	Purchase from Banff General Store.
Bishop Mitre	Banff	Bishop Vestments	Purchase from Banff General Store.
Bishop Vestments	Banff	Bishop Vestments	Purchase from Banff General Store.
Bling	Police Station	-	Found inside the Evidence Room by looting the chest.
Bow of Sucking	Cartman's House	-	Acquired while fighting the Drow Elves during "The New Kid in Town".
Broken Bottle	Sewers	-	Defeat and loot the Angry Hobo that has taken Cornwallis captive.
Canadian Halberd	Ottawa	-	Purchase from Ottawa Goods and Supplies.
Chakram	Kids' Park	-	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Cheese Costume	Community Center	Cheese Costume	Purchase from the PTA Store
Cheese Gloves	Community Center	Cheese Costume	Purchase from the PTA Store
Cheese Helmet	Community Center	Cheese Costume	Purchase from the PTA Store
Claymore of the Warrior	Ottawa	-	Purchase from Ottawa Goods and Supplies.
Club of Smiting	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Clyde's Helmet	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Condom Cap	Mr. Slave's Ass	-	Found within a chest just past the flashlight.
Crab Carapace	Sewers		Use Nagasaki to destroy the boulder in the Sewers' cave area and loot the chest there.
Crab Helmet	Sewers	-	Use Nagasaki to destroy the boulder in the Sewers' cave area and loot the chest there.
Crab Pincers	Sewers	-	Use Nagasaki to destroy the boulder in the Sewers' cave area and loot the chest there.
Crossbow of Impalement	Jimbo's Guns	-	Purchase from Jimbo's Guns.
Crown of Anal Pleasure	Mr. Slave's Ass	-	Disarm the Snuke and escape Mr. Slave's Ass.
Crutch of Weakness	Jimmy's House	-	Defeat and loot Jimmy the Bard.
Dire Scepter	Banff	-	Choose to finish off the Bishop of Banff / If the Bishop is spared, purchase from Banff General Store.
Discus of Bleeding	Banff	-	At the Church in Banff, use the secret switch under the pot to access a chest.
Dodgeball	School	-	Defeat and loot the Ginger Hall Pass Police when acquiring the Brass Key.
Druid Crown	Clyde's House	Druid Outfit	Found inside the attic of Clyde's Garage.
Druid Gloves	Butters' House	Druid Outfit	Found inside of Stotch's Garage.
Druid Robes	Stan's House	Druid Outfit	Found inside the attic of Stan's Garage.
Du Rag	U-Stor-It	-	Purchase from the Street Merchant.
Elf Blade	Kyle's House	-	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Elvish Longbow	Kyle's House	-	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Elvish Shortbow	Jimmy's House	-	Acquired after fighting the Drow Elves in the basement.
Fairy Princess Blade	Kids' Park	-	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Fairy Princess Bow	Kids' Park	-	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Fairy Princess Mittens	Kids' Park	Fairy Princess Outfit	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Fairy Princess Robes	Kids' Park	Fairy Princess Outfit	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Fairy Princess Tiara	Kids' Park	Fairy Princess Outfit	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Fatbeard's Blade	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Fire Sword	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Flamberge Rapier	Winnipeg	-	Purchase from Winnipeg Block and Tackle.
Friar Cap	Token's House	Friar Outfit	Found inside the attic of Token's Garage.
Friar Gloves	Tweek Bros. Coffee	Friar Outfit	Found inside of locked chest in back room. Need Tweek's Brewmaster Stash Key to unlock.
Friar Robes	Tweek Bros. Coffee	Friar Outfit	Found inside of locked chest in back room. Need Tweek's Brewmaster Stash Key to unlock.
Gas Mask	Jimbo's Guns	-	Purchased from Jimbo's Guns for $5.00.
Gnome Clothes	Your House	Gnome Outfit	After the vent scene, break the wall to the left and loot the bag past the shorted circuit.
Gnome Gloves	Your House	Gnome Outfit	Defeat and loot the Gnomes in Your Room.
Gnome Helmet	Your House	Gnome Outfit	Climb the wall near the mousetrap and loot the bag.
Gnome Pickaxe	Your House	-	After defeating the three rats, loot the bag before ascending the wire.
Goth Cap	U-Stor-It	Goth Clothes	Purchase from the Street Merchant.
Goth Clothes	U-Stor-It	Goth Clothes	Purchase from the Street Merchant.
Goth Gloves	U-Stor-It	Goth Clothes	Purchase from the Street Merchant.
Grenade of Slowing	Jimbo's Guns	-	Inside of a chest in the rafters of Jimbo's Guns. Requires the Alien Probe and Jimbo's Key to access.
Holy Hammer of Smiting	School (2nd)	-	Defeat the Nazi Zombie Kommandant in the Basement stairwell.
Holy Mossad Knife	Banff	-	Purchase from Banff General Store.
Jester's Cap	Jimmy's House	-	Found inside chest in Jimmy's Garage.
Jewish Staff	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Kenny's Bloody Club	Kenny's House	-	Found inside a chest in the attic of Kenny's Garage.
Khan Armor	Cartman's House	Khan Outfit	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Khan Gauntlets	Cartman's House	Khan Outfit	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Khan Helm	Cartman's House	Khan Outfit	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
KKK Armor	Cartman's House	KKK Outfit	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
KKK Gloves	Cartman's House	KKK Outfit	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
KKK Helmet	Cartman's House	KKK Outfit	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Knead-ring, the Dough Hammer	Kids' Park	-	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Knight Armor	Clyde's Fortress	Knight Outfit	Found within a chest in the room where Craig sets up the ambush.
Knight Gauntlets	Clyde's Fortress	Knight Outfit	Defeat and loot the Savages in the "Armory".
Knight Helmet	Clyde's Fortress	Knight Outfit	Found within a chest on the balcony of Clyde's Fortress.
Kris Dagger	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Lawn Dart	Clyde's Fortress	-	Found within a chest in the "Armory" of Clyde's Fortress.
Leather Armor	Kids' Park	Leather Armor	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Leather Gloves	Kids' Park	Leather Armor	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Leather Hat	Kids' Park	Leather Armor	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Lightning Wand	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Longbow	Kyle's House	-	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Longsword	Jimbo's Guns	-	Purchase from Jimbo's Guns.
Mace of Restoration	School	-	Found inside the locked locker in the Hall. Requires Hall Monitor Locker key.
Magic Wand	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
ManBearPig Claw	Church	-	Defeat and loot "ManBearPig".
Master Razor	Unplanned Parenthood	-	Found inside loot bag after fighting Nazi Zombie Gnomes.
Minstrel Uniform	Kyle's House	Minstrel Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Minstrel's Cap	Kyle's House	Minstrel Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Minstrel's Gloves	Kyle's House	Minstrel Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Missile of Slowing	Kevin Stoley's House	-	Complete the "Vulcan Around" quest.
Mongorian Bow	Tower of Peace	-	Acquired while fighting on the second floor of the Tower of Peace.
Monk Cap	Kyle's House	Monk Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Monk Gloves	Kyle's House	Monk Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Monk Robes	Kyle's House	Monk Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Necromancer Gloves	School (2nd)	Necromancer Outfit	Defeat and loot the enemies near the Cafeteria barricade.
Necromancer Hood	School (2nd)	Necromancer Outfit	On the second floor of the school, defeat and loot the soldiers at the top of the stairs.
Necromancer Robes	School (2nd)	Necromancer Outfit	Defeat and loot the Nazi Zombies near the Boiler Room.
Noob Hammer	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Poison Grenades	Unplanned Parenthood	-	Found inside a drawer just past the Records Room door.
Raider's Blade	Kyle's House	-	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Recurve Bow	Kyle's House	-	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Rod of Major Boobage	Community Center	-	Purchase from the PTA Store
Rod of Waste	Sewers	-	Found inside of the Sewers in a chest.
Rogue's Dagger	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Serrated Axe of Rending	Vancouver	-	At the Duke of Vancouver's Castle, break through the cracked wall and open the chest.
Sickle Sword	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Squire Armor	Token's House	Squire Outfit	Use the Alien Probe to teleport to the roof and smash the chimney to access the chest.
Squire Gloves	Tom's Rhinoplasty	Squire Outfit	Use the Alien Probe to teleport up to the roof of Tom's Rhinoplasty.
Squire Helmet	U-Stor-It	Squire Outfit	Use the Alien Probe to teleport from the roof of the Chaos Lair to access the chest.
Staff of Winter	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Stone Hammer	Taco Bell	-	Use the Alien Probe to teleport to the roof and access the chest.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Clothes	Kids' Park	Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Gloves	Kids' Park	Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Stupid Spoiled Whore Hat	Kids' Park	Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit	Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique.
Super Bouncy Ball!	Your House	-	Climb the wall near the mousetrap and loot the bag.
Super Cereal ManBearPig Club	U-Stor-It	-	Found within a chest in Al Gore's Secret Room at Al Gore's Storage.
Surgical Cap	Unplanned Parenthood	Surgical Scrubs	Found inside Operating Room A.
Surgical Gloves	Unplanned Parenthood	Surgical Scrubs	Found inside Operating Room A.
Surgical Scrubs	Unplanned Parenthood	Surgical Scrubs	Found inside Operating Room A.
SWAT Armored Headgear	Taco Bell	SWAT Tactical Gear	Loot the SWAT Officers after the fight in Taco Bell.
SWAT Tactical Gloves	Taco Bell	SWAT Tactical Gear	Loot the SWAT Officers after the fight in Taco Bell.
SWAT Vest	Taco Bell	SWAT Tactical Gear	Loot the SWAT Officers after the fight in Taco Bell.
Sweaty Headband	U-Stor-It	-	Purchase from the Street Merchant.
Sweet Katana	Jimbo's Guns	-	Purchase from Jimbo's Guns.
Sword of Endings	Kyle's House	-	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Tinfoil Hat	UFO	-	Defeat the Alien Conspiracy Hobo.
Training Gloves	U-Stor-It	-	Purchase from the Street Merchant.
Underpants "Helmet"	Your House		Defeat and loot the gnomes in Your Parents' Room.
Valkyrie Armor	Kids' Park	Valkyrie Armor	Inside of a chest in the Girls' Hideout.
Valkyrie Gloves	Kids' Park	Valkyrie Armor	Inside of a chest in the Girls' Hideout.
Valkyrie Headband	Kids' Park	Valkyrie Armor	Inside of a chest in the Girls' Hideout.
Vibroblade	Mr. Slave's Ass	-	Defeat and loot the Nazi Zombie Mutant Bacteria after passing the cell phone.
Warrior's Blade	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Warrior's Scimitar	Cartman's House	-	Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory.
Wife Beater	Kenny's House	-	Found inside of a chest in Kenny's Garage.
Witch Gloves	Jimmy's House	Witch Outfit	Use Gnome Dust to pass through the hole in the fence near Jimmy's House.
Witch Hat	Tweek Bros. Coffee	Witch Outfit	Use Gnome Dust and loot the bag beneath the bench.
Witch Robes	School	Witch Outfit	Use Gnome Dust to enter the hollow log at the fork in the road just left of the school.
Wood Elf Armor	Jimmy's House	Wood Elf Outfit	Acquired after fighting the Elven Anti-Magician.
Wood Elf Cap	Jimmy's House	Wood Elf Outfit	Found in Jimmy's Room.
Wood Elf Gloves	Jimmy's House	Wood Elf Outfit	Acquired after fighting the Drow Elves in the attic.
Wooden Crossbow	Jimbo's Guns	-	Purchase from Jimbo's Guns.
Woodsman Armor	Kyle's House	Woodsman Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Woodsman Cap	Kyle's House	Woodsman Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.
Woodsman Gloves	Kyle's House	Woodsman Outfit	Purchase from Elvenwares.