South Park: The Stick of Truth Guide Achievements & Collectables
Collectables
If you don’t have a desire to pet Furrycat outside Kyle’s house, or to get a glimpse of the ultra-cute Poodlesaurus Rex in the elementary school, or to discover Cosmonewt in the sunken UFO, you really need to live a little. Treat yourself to an obsessive personality and try to collect all 30 Chinpokomon around town. Some are right out in the open—we’re looking at you, Chu-Chu Nezumi!—some are hidden in crazy places, and some you’ll need an alien probe or Cup-a-Spell to recover. Read through the following table for the locations of the game’s Chinpokomon, the actions required to unlock them, and which day you can find each one in. You’ve gotta fetch ’em all if you’re a real collector!
Chinpokomon Collectables
| Chinpokomon | Location | Action Required | Day Found |
|---|---|---|---|
| Accountafish | South Park Gazette | Gnome Form | Day 3 |
| Beetlebot | UFO | Shoot | Day 1 |
| Biebersaur | Sewers Cave | Nagasaki | Day 3 |
| Brocorri | Restaurant Row | Cup-a-Spell | Day 1 |
| Chu-Chu Nezumi | Tree Outside Your House | Shoot | Day 1 |
| Cosmonewt | Stark Pond—Sunken UFO | Alien Probe | Day 2 |
| Donkeytron | School Kitchen | Cup-a-Spell | Day 2 |
| Fatdactyl | Bijou Cinema | Shoot | Day 1 |
| Ferasnarf | Mackey’s Storage | Shoot | Day 2 |
| Fetuswami | Unplanned Parenthood | Pick It Up | Day 3 |
| Flowerpotamus | Skeeter’s Bar and Cocktails | Shoot | Day 1 |
| Furrycat | Corner Outside Kyle’s House | Pick It Up | Day 1 |
| Gerbitoad | Sewer Tunnels (Mr. Hankey’s House) | Pick It Up | Day 2 |
| Gophemon | Community Center Men’s Room Stall | Pick It Up | Day 2 |
| Gunrilla | Facility Conference Room | Shoot | Day 2 |
| Lambtron | Tower of Peace | Shoot | Day 1 |
| Monkay | Butters’ Room | Pick It Up | Day 1 |
| Mouse-Tik | Sparkle Council | Pick It Up | Day 3 |
| Pengin | Cartman’s Garage | Key to Unlock | Day 1 |
| Poodlesaurus Rex | Detention Hallway | Shoot | Day 1 |
| Pterdaken | Attack on School Locker | Shoot | Day 2 |
| Rabbitech | Police Station Evidence Room | Pick It Up | Day 1 |
| Roidrat | Donnely Attic | Pick It Up | Day 1 |
| Roo-Stor | Chaos Lair | Shoot | Day 1 |
| Shoe | Clyde’s Fortress | Alien Probe | Day 3 |
| Sna-Kat | City Hall | Shoot | Day 1 |
| Stegmata | Kyle’s Garage | Key to Unlock | Day 2 |
| Terribovine | Under bench by Tweek Bros. Coffee Shop | Gnome Form | Day 3 |
| Vamporko | Community Center Basketball Court | Alien Probe | Day 2 |
| Velocirapstar | Token’s House | Shoot | Day 1 |
Collectable Equipment
| Equipment | Where | Part of ? | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alien Gloves | UFO | Alien Suit | Defeat and loot the Alien Chief of Security and the foes with him. |
| Alien Helmet | UFO | Alien Suit | Found in the first Probe Room. |
| Alien Probe | UFO | - | Found inside chest to the left of the Probe Room doors. |
| Alien Ray Gun | UFO | - | Acquired after fighting the first group of Aliens. |
| Alien Suit | UFO | Alien Suit | Found in a chest after exiting the first elevator. |
| Archmage's Wand | Vancouver | - | Purchase from Everything's Coming Up Maple. |
| Axe of Stopping | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Axe of the Underworld | Jimbo's Guns | - | Inside of a chest in the rafters of Jimbo's Guns. Requires the Alien Probe and Jimbo's Key to access. |
| Bar Darts | Skeeter's Bar | - | Complete the "Rats in the Cellar" quest and speak to Skeeter. |
| Barbarian Armor | Quebec | Barbarian Outfit | Inside of a chest in the room with the Minister of Montreal. |
| Barbarian Gloves | Canada | Barbarian Outfit | Defeat the Canadian Barking Spider. |
| Barbarian Helmet | Vancouver | Barbarian Outfit | At the Duke of Vancouver's Castle, break through the cracked wall and open the chest. |
| Basketball | School (2nd) | - | Loot the fallen soldier near the "IN" door of the Cafeteria. |
| Batdadarang | Community Center | - | Purchase from the PTA Store |
| Battle Bow | Kyle's House | - | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Billy Club of Smiting | Token's House | - | Defeat the Gate Security Guard. |
| Bishop Gloves | Banff | Bishop Vestments | Purchase from Banff General Store. |
| Bishop Mitre | Banff | Bishop Vestments | Purchase from Banff General Store. |
| Bishop Vestments | Banff | Bishop Vestments | Purchase from Banff General Store. |
| Bling | Police Station | - | Found inside the Evidence Room by looting the chest. |
| Bow of Sucking | Cartman's House | - | Acquired while fighting the Drow Elves during "The New Kid in Town". |
| Broken Bottle | Sewers | - | Defeat and loot the Angry Hobo that has taken Cornwallis captive. |
| Canadian Halberd | Ottawa | - | Purchase from Ottawa Goods and Supplies. |
| Chakram | Kids' Park | - | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Cheese Costume | Community Center | Cheese Costume | Purchase from the PTA Store |
| Cheese Gloves | Community Center | Cheese Costume | Purchase from the PTA Store |
| Cheese Helmet | Community Center | Cheese Costume | Purchase from the PTA Store |
| Claymore of the Warrior | Ottawa | - | Purchase from Ottawa Goods and Supplies. |
| Club of Smiting | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Clyde's Helmet | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Condom Cap | Mr. Slave's Ass | - | Found within a chest just past the flashlight. |
| Crab Carapace | Sewers | Use Nagasaki to destroy the boulder in the Sewers' cave area and loot the chest there. | |
| Crab Helmet | Sewers | - | Use Nagasaki to destroy the boulder in the Sewers' cave area and loot the chest there. |
| Crab Pincers | Sewers | - | Use Nagasaki to destroy the boulder in the Sewers' cave area and loot the chest there. |
| Crossbow of Impalement | Jimbo's Guns | - | Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. |
| Crown of Anal Pleasure | Mr. Slave's Ass | - | Disarm the Snuke and escape Mr. Slave's Ass. |
| Crutch of Weakness | Jimmy's House | - | Defeat and loot Jimmy the Bard. |
| Dire Scepter | Banff | - | Choose to finish off the Bishop of Banff / If the Bishop is spared, purchase from Banff General Store. |
| Discus of Bleeding | Banff | - | At the Church in Banff, use the secret switch under the pot to access a chest. |
| Dodgeball | School | - | Defeat and loot the Ginger Hall Pass Police when acquiring the Brass Key. |
| Druid Crown | Clyde's House | Druid Outfit | Found inside the attic of Clyde's Garage. |
| Druid Gloves | Butters' House | Druid Outfit | Found inside of Stotch's Garage. |
| Druid Robes | Stan's House | Druid Outfit | Found inside the attic of Stan's Garage. |
| Du Rag | U-Stor-It | - | Purchase from the Street Merchant. |
| Elf Blade | Kyle's House | - | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Elvish Longbow | Kyle's House | - | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Elvish Shortbow | Jimmy's House | - | Acquired after fighting the Drow Elves in the basement. |
| Fairy Princess Blade | Kids' Park | - | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Fairy Princess Bow | Kids' Park | - | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Fairy Princess Mittens | Kids' Park | Fairy Princess Outfit | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Fairy Princess Robes | Kids' Park | Fairy Princess Outfit | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Fairy Princess Tiara | Kids' Park | Fairy Princess Outfit | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Fatbeard's Blade | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Fire Sword | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Flamberge Rapier | Winnipeg | - | Purchase from Winnipeg Block and Tackle. |
| Friar Cap | Token's House | Friar Outfit | Found inside the attic of Token's Garage. |
| Friar Gloves | Tweek Bros. Coffee | Friar Outfit | Found inside of locked chest in back room. Need Tweek's Brewmaster Stash Key to unlock. |
| Friar Robes | Tweek Bros. Coffee | Friar Outfit | Found inside of locked chest in back room. Need Tweek's Brewmaster Stash Key to unlock. |
| Gas Mask | Jimbo's Guns | - | Purchased from Jimbo's Guns for $5.00. |
| Gnome Clothes | Your House | Gnome Outfit | After the vent scene, break the wall to the left and loot the bag past the shorted circuit. |
| Gnome Gloves | Your House | Gnome Outfit | Defeat and loot the Gnomes in Your Room. |
| Gnome Helmet | Your House | Gnome Outfit | Climb the wall near the mousetrap and loot the bag. |
| Gnome Pickaxe | Your House | - | After defeating the three rats, loot the bag before ascending the wire. |
| Goth Cap | U-Stor-It | Goth Clothes | Purchase from the Street Merchant. |
| Goth Clothes | U-Stor-It | Goth Clothes | Purchase from the Street Merchant. |
| Goth Gloves | U-Stor-It | Goth Clothes | Purchase from the Street Merchant. |
| Grenade of Slowing | Jimbo's Guns | - | Inside of a chest in the rafters of Jimbo's Guns. Requires the Alien Probe and Jimbo's Key to access. |
| Holy Hammer of Smiting | School (2nd) | - | Defeat the Nazi Zombie Kommandant in the Basement stairwell. |
| Holy Mossad Knife | Banff | - | Purchase from Banff General Store. |
| Jester's Cap | Jimmy's House | - | Found inside chest in Jimmy's Garage. |
| Jewish Staff | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Kenny's Bloody Club | Kenny's House | - | Found inside a chest in the attic of Kenny's Garage. |
| Khan Armor | Cartman's House | Khan Outfit | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Khan Gauntlets | Cartman's House | Khan Outfit | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Khan Helm | Cartman's House | Khan Outfit | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| KKK Armor | Cartman's House | KKK Outfit | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| KKK Gloves | Cartman's House | KKK Outfit | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| KKK Helmet | Cartman's House | KKK Outfit | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Knead-ring, the Dough Hammer | Kids' Park | - | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Knight Armor | Clyde's Fortress | Knight Outfit | Found within a chest in the room where Craig sets up the ambush. |
| Knight Gauntlets | Clyde's Fortress | Knight Outfit | Defeat and loot the Savages in the "Armory". |
| Knight Helmet | Clyde's Fortress | Knight Outfit | Found within a chest on the balcony of Clyde's Fortress. |
| Kris Dagger | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Lawn Dart | Clyde's Fortress | - | Found within a chest in the "Armory" of Clyde's Fortress. |
| Leather Armor | Kids' Park | Leather Armor | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Leather Gloves | Kids' Park | Leather Armor | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Leather Hat | Kids' Park | Leather Armor | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Lightning Wand | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Longbow | Kyle's House | - | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Longsword | Jimbo's Guns | - | Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. |
| Mace of Restoration | School | - | Found inside the locked locker in the Hall. Requires Hall Monitor Locker key. |
| Magic Wand | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| ManBearPig Claw | Church | - | Defeat and loot "ManBearPig". |
| Master Razor | Unplanned Parenthood | - | Found inside loot bag after fighting Nazi Zombie Gnomes. |
| Minstrel Uniform | Kyle's House | Minstrel Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Minstrel's Cap | Kyle's House | Minstrel Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Minstrel's Gloves | Kyle's House | Minstrel Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Missile of Slowing | Kevin Stoley's House | - | Complete the "Vulcan Around" quest. |
| Mongorian Bow | Tower of Peace | - | Acquired while fighting on the second floor of the Tower of Peace. |
| Monk Cap | Kyle's House | Monk Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Monk Gloves | Kyle's House | Monk Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Monk Robes | Kyle's House | Monk Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Necromancer Gloves | School (2nd) | Necromancer Outfit | Defeat and loot the enemies near the Cafeteria barricade. |
| Necromancer Hood | School (2nd) | Necromancer Outfit | On the second floor of the school, defeat and loot the soldiers at the top of the stairs. |
| Necromancer Robes | School (2nd) | Necromancer Outfit | Defeat and loot the Nazi Zombies near the Boiler Room. |
| Noob Hammer | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Poison Grenades | Unplanned Parenthood | - | Found inside a drawer just past the Records Room door. |
| Raider's Blade | Kyle's House | - | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Recurve Bow | Kyle's House | - | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Rod of Major Boobage | Community Center | - | Purchase from the PTA Store |
| Rod of Waste | Sewers | - | Found inside of the Sewers in a chest. |
| Rogue's Dagger | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Serrated Axe of Rending | Vancouver | - | At the Duke of Vancouver's Castle, break through the cracked wall and open the chest. |
| Sickle Sword | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Squire Armor | Token's House | Squire Outfit | Use the Alien Probe to teleport to the roof and smash the chimney to access the chest. |
| Squire Gloves | Tom's Rhinoplasty | Squire Outfit | Use the Alien Probe to teleport up to the roof of Tom's Rhinoplasty. |
| Squire Helmet | U-Stor-It | Squire Outfit | Use the Alien Probe to teleport from the roof of the Chaos Lair to access the chest. |
| Staff of Winter | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Stone Hammer | Taco Bell | - | Use the Alien Probe to teleport to the roof and access the chest. |
| Stupid Spoiled Whore Clothes | Kids' Park | Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Stupid Spoiled Whore Gloves | Kids' Park | Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Stupid Spoiled Whore Hat | Kids' Park | Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit | Purchase from the Sparkle Boutique. |
| Super Bouncy Ball! | Your House | - | Climb the wall near the mousetrap and loot the bag. |
| Super Cereal ManBearPig Club | U-Stor-It | - | Found within a chest in Al Gore's Secret Room at Al Gore's Storage. |
| Surgical Cap | Unplanned Parenthood | Surgical Scrubs | Found inside Operating Room A. |
| Surgical Gloves | Unplanned Parenthood | Surgical Scrubs | Found inside Operating Room A. |
| Surgical Scrubs | Unplanned Parenthood | Surgical Scrubs | Found inside Operating Room A. |
| SWAT Armored Headgear | Taco Bell | SWAT Tactical Gear | Loot the SWAT Officers after the fight in Taco Bell. |
| SWAT Tactical Gloves | Taco Bell | SWAT Tactical Gear | Loot the SWAT Officers after the fight in Taco Bell. |
| SWAT Vest | Taco Bell | SWAT Tactical Gear | Loot the SWAT Officers after the fight in Taco Bell. |
| Sweaty Headband | U-Stor-It | - | Purchase from the Street Merchant. |
| Sweet Katana | Jimbo's Guns | - | Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. |
| Sword of Endings | Kyle's House | - | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Tinfoil Hat | UFO | - | Defeat the Alien Conspiracy Hobo. |
| Training Gloves | U-Stor-It | - | Purchase from the Street Merchant. |
| Underpants "Helmet" | Your House | Defeat and loot the gnomes in Your Parents' Room. | |
| Valkyrie Armor | Kids' Park | Valkyrie Armor | Inside of a chest in the Girls' Hideout. |
| Valkyrie Gloves | Kids' Park | Valkyrie Armor | Inside of a chest in the Girls' Hideout. |
| Valkyrie Headband | Kids' Park | Valkyrie Armor | Inside of a chest in the Girls' Hideout. |
| Vibroblade | Mr. Slave's Ass | - | Defeat and loot the Nazi Zombie Mutant Bacteria after passing the cell phone. |
| Warrior's Blade | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Warrior's Scimitar | Cartman's House | - | Purchase from the Kupa Keep Armory. |
| Wife Beater | Kenny's House | - | Found inside of a chest in Kenny's Garage. |
| Witch Gloves | Jimmy's House | Witch Outfit | Use Gnome Dust to pass through the hole in the fence near Jimmy's House. |
| Witch Hat | Tweek Bros. Coffee | Witch Outfit | Use Gnome Dust and loot the bag beneath the bench. |
| Witch Robes | School | Witch Outfit | Use Gnome Dust to enter the hollow log at the fork in the road just left of the school. |
| Wood Elf Armor | Jimmy's House | Wood Elf Outfit | Acquired after fighting the Elven Anti-Magician. |
| Wood Elf Cap | Jimmy's House | Wood Elf Outfit | Found in Jimmy's Room. |
| Wood Elf Gloves | Jimmy's House | Wood Elf Outfit | Acquired after fighting the Drow Elves in the attic. |
| Wooden Crossbow | Jimbo's Guns | - | Purchase from Jimbo's Guns. |
| Woodsman Armor | Kyle's House | Woodsman Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Woodsman Cap | Kyle's House | Woodsman Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |
| Woodsman Gloves | Kyle's House | Woodsman Outfit | Purchase from Elvenwares. |