Weapon Strap-Ons

LVL

Name

Description

Cost

Resale

Armor Piercing

2

Small Needle

Attacks ignore up to 5 armor.

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$0.40

6

Small Nail

Attacks ignore up to 30 armor.

$5.00

$1.00

7

Chef’s Skewer

Attacks ignore up to 60 armor.

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$1.40

10

Gnome Pickaxe Head

Attacks ignore up to 100 armor.

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$2.00

12

Dire Bear Claw Keychain

Attacks ignore up to 200 armor.

$18.60

$3.00

14

Shard of the Dark Lord’s Crown

Attacks ignore up to 400 armor.

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$4.00

Blocking

2

Wooden Crossguard

Deflect 10% more damage when you block.

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$0.40

6

Iron Crossguard

Deflect 15% more damage when you block.

$5.00

$1.00

10

Wooden Hilt

Deflect 20% more damage when you block.

$10.00

$2.00

13

Iron Hilt

Deflect 25% more damage when you block.

$20.00

$4.00

Damage

2

Skull Sticker

Adds 5 damage to weapon attacks.

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$0.40

6

Demon Sticker

Adds 20 damage to weapon attacks.

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$1.00

8

Roll of Quarters

Adds 50 damage to weapon attacks.

$5.00

$1.00

10

Wooden Grip

Adds 80 damage to weapon attacks.

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$2.00

12

Metal Grip

Adds 100 damage to weapon attacks.

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$2.00

14

Rubber Grip

Adds 250 damage to weapon attacks.

$24.80

$4.00

Daze

12

Bottle of Eau de Maple Syrup

Target attacks less frequently.

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$4.00

Fire

3

Lit Match

Adds 10 fire damage on Perfect Attack.

$2.00

$0.40

7

Zippo Lighter

Adds 25 fire damage on Perfect Attack.

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$1.00

9

Small Butane Torch

Adds 50 fire damage on Perfect Attack.

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$2.00

13

Brimstone

Adds 100 fire damage on Perfect Attack.

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$6.00

Filthy

2

Dead Bird

Adds 5 gross damage on Perfect Attack.

$2.00

$0.40

4

Tuft of Ginger Pubic Hair

Adds 20 gross damage on Perfect Attack.

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$1.00

6

Animal Testicle

Adds 30 gross damage on Perfect Attack.

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$2.00

8

Zombie Flesh

Adds 50 gross damage on Perfect Attack.

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$0.40

11

Wad of Liposuction Fat

Adds 100 gross damage on Perfect Attack.

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$4.00

Fortitude

12

Fortitude Patch

Gain 20% bonus HP after a magic attack.

$24.80

$4.00

Frost

6

Ice Cube

Adds 25 frost damage on Perfect Attack.

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$1.00

8

Moon Rock

Adds 50 frost damage on Perfect Attack.

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$2.00

12

Frozen Maple Syrup

Adds 100 frost damage on Perfect Attack.

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$4.00

LVL

Name

Description

Cost

Resale

Jagged

2

Toothpick

Adds 1 bleeding on Perfect Attack.

$2.00

$0.40

7

Drill Bit

Adds 2 bleeding on Perfect Attack.

—

$1.00

11

IV Needle

Adds 3 bleeding on Perfect Attack.

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$2.00

14

Bayonette

Adds 5 bleeding on Perfect Attack.

$20.00

$4.00

Multihit

9

Ninja Sticker

Adds 1 extra hit to melee weapons.

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$3.00

Numbing Strike

12

Joy Buzzer

Lowers Enemy Attack on Perfect Strike.

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$4.00

Power Gain

3

Sparkly Heart Sticker

Gain 1 PP on Perfect Attack.

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$1.00

7

Sparkly Star Sticker

Gain 2 PP on Perfect Attack.

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$2.00

11

Sparkly Unicorn Sticker

Gain 4 PP on Perfect Attack.

—

$4.00

Power Hit

8

5lb. Weight

Increases Power Attack damage for melee weapons.

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$3.00

Rend

14

Jewpacabra Claw

Reduce target’s armor by 100 on Perfect Attack.

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$4.00

Sharp

3

Glass Shard

Adds 10% damage on Perfect Attack.

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$0.40

5

Shattered Anal Probe

Adds 15% damage on Perfect Attack.

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$0.40

7

Razor Blade

Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack.

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$1.00

11

Obsidian Shard

Adds 30% damage on Perfect Attack.

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$2.00

12

Wire Hangar

Adds 35% damage on Perfect Attack.

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$2.00

13

Broken Saw Blade

Adds 40% damage on Perfect Attack.

—

$4.00

Shield Smash

2

Small Shield Sticker

Attacks remove an additional 1 from shields.

—

$0.40

7

Large Shield Sticker

Attacks remove an additional 3 from shields.

$5.00

$1.00

12

Broken Shield Sticker

Attacks remove an additional 5 from shields.

$24.80

$4.00

Shock

3

Lightning Sticker

Adds 10 shock damage on Perfect Attack.

$2.00

$0.40

5

Alien Energy Crystal

Adds 15 shock damage on Perfect Attack.

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$0.40

6

Small Battery

Adds 25 shock damage on Perfect Attack.

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$1.00

8

Tesla Coil

Adds 50 shock damage on Perfect Attack.

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$2.00

13

Lightning Rod

Adds 100 shock damage on Perfect Attack.

—

$4.00

Vampirism

5

Cult Pamphlet

Drain up to 25 HP from bleeding targets.

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$0.40

8

Plastic Vampire Teeth

Drain up to 50 HP from bleeding targets.

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$1.00

12

Grave Dirt

Drain up to 100 HP from bleeding targets.

—

$2.00

14

Hot Topic Catalog

Drain up to 250 HP from bleeding targets.

$20.00

$4.00

Weaken

8

Page of Unfinished Homework

Reduces target’s defenses on Perfect Attack.

$5.00

$1.00