Equipment Patches

LVL

Name

Description

Cost

Resale

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7

Moldy Patch

Deal 10% more gross damage.

$10.00

$2.00

12

Fungus Patch

Deal 25% more gross damage.

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$2.00

Life Drain

4

Ghost Patch

Each attack leeches 10 HP from your target.

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$0.40

7

ManBearPig Hoof

Each attack leeches 50 HP from your target.

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$1.00

13

Prenuptial Document

Each attack leeches 100 HP from your target.

$10.00

$2.00

Brutish

7

Axe Patch

Deal 10% more two-handed weapon damage.

$5.00

$1.00

12

Katana Patch

Deal 20% more two-handed weapon damage.

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$2.00

Lonely

7

Mace Patch

Deal 10% more one-handed weapon damage.

$5.00

$1.00

12

Fencing Patch

Deal 20% more one-handed weapon damage.

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$2.00

Melee Fighter

4

Duelist’s Patch

Melee weapon attacks inflict 10 more damage.

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$0.40

8

Pentagram Patch

Melee weapon attacks inflict 50 more damage.

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$1.00

11

Iron Skewers

Melee weapon attacks inflict 100 more damage.

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$2.00

13

Barbarian Patch

Melee weapon attacks inflict 200 more damage.

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$4.00

Ranged

4

Arrow Patch

Ranged attacks do 5 more damage.

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$0.40

7

Quiver Patch

Deal 10% more bow damage.

$5.00

$1.00

7

Fingerless Glove Patch

Deal 10% more thrown weapon damage.

$5.00

$1.00

8

Valkyrie Patch

Ranged attacks do 40 more damage.

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$1.00

12

Elven Archer Patch

Ranged attacks do 80 more damage.

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$2.00

12

Gauntlet Patch

Deal 20% more thrown weapon damage.

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$2.00

12

Crossbow Patch

Deal 20% more bow damage.

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$4.00

13

Ranger Patch

Ranged attacks do 100 more damage.

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$4.00

Bzzzt!

7

Circuit Patch

Deal 10% more shock damage.

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$2.00

12

Jellyfish Patch

Deal 25% more shock damage.

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$2.00

Ability Damage

6

Weightlifting Patch

Abilities do 10% more damage.

$10.00

$2.00

13

Superhero Patch

Abilities do 20% more damage.

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$4.00

Armor

1

Suit of Armor Patch

Adds 5 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

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$0.40

4

Alien Defensive Matrix

Adds 7 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

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$1.00

5

Samurai Warrior Patch

Adds 10 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

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$1.00

7

Exoskeleton Patch

Adds 15 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

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$2.00

10

Self Defense Patch

Adds 25 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

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$2.00

14

Tactical Armor Pad

Adds 40 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

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$4.00

Bulky

6

Elvish Loyalty Patch

Increases max HP by 5%.

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$1.00

10

Miner’s Patch

Increases max HP by 10%.

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$2.00

13

Brown Badge of Courage

Increases max HP by 15%.

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$4.00

Fan the Flames

7

Flame Patch

Fire damage increases by 10%.

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$1.00

12

Ghost Pepper

Fire damage increases by 25%.

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$2.00

Frost

7

Snowball Patch

Deal 10% more frost damage.

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$1.00

12

Avalanche Awareness Patch

Deal 25% more Frost Damage.

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$2.00

Full of PP!

7

Daywalker’s Patch

Max PP increases by 2.

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$1.00

12

Federation Badge

Max PP increases by 3.

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$2.00

LVL

Name

Description

Cost

Resale

Magnets

3

Buckyball Magnets

Gain 10% additional money.

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$1.00

7

Small Magnet

Gain 20% additional money.

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$2.00

Surge

2

Bow and Arrow Patch

Gain 1 PP when you deal a ranged attack.

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$1.00

3

Cheerleader’s Patch

Gain 1 PP each turn.

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$1.00

3

Flaming Sword Patch

Gain 2 PP when you deal fire damage.

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$1.00

3

Action Hero Badge

Gain 2 PP when you kill an opponent.

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$1.00

3

Shard of a Beer Bottle

Gain 1 PP when you deal a melee attack.

$5.00

$1.00

4

Shit-Stained Badge

Gain 2 PP when you deal gross damage.

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$1.00

4

Red Cross Badge

Gain 1 PP when healed.

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$1.00

6

Crossed Swords Patch

Gain 1 PP when you block an attack.

$5.00

$1.00

6

Snowflake Patch

Gain 2 PP when you deal frost damage.

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$1.00

7

Amazon Patch

Gain 2 PP when you deal a ranged attack.

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$2.00

7

Sword Patch

Gain 2 PP when you deal a melee attack.

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$2.00

7

Boxing Badge

Gain 5 PP when you kill an opponent.

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$1.50

7

South Park Cows Patch

Gain 3 PP each turn.

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$2.00

8

Battery Label

Gain 1 PP when you deal shock damage.

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$1.00

10

Burning Skull Patch

Gain 5 PP when you deal fire damage.

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$2.00

10

Sword and Shield Patch

Gain 2 PP when you block an attack.

$10.00

$2.00

10

Don’t Tread on Me Patch

Gain 1 PP when you take damage.

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$2.00

11

Mr. Yuck Patch

Gain 5 PP when you deal gross damage.

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$2.00

12

Frozen Skull Patch

Gain 5 PP when you deal frost damage.

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$2.00

12

High Voltage Warning Label

Gain 3 PP when you deal shock damage.

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$2.00

13

Ankh Pendant

Gain 2 PP when you take damage.

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$3.00

13

Dairy Council Patch

Gain 5 PP each turn.

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$4.00

Blessed

11

Jesus Loves Me Patch

Gain Rebirth at the start of combat.

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$2.00

Healer’s Balm

3

Healer’s Patch

Regain 25 extra HP when healed.

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$0.40

10

Socialized Medicine Patch

Regain 100 extra HP when healed.

$12.40

$2.00

14

Purple Heart Badge

Regain 250 extra HP when healed.

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$4.00

Regeneration

4

Bubble Gum Wrapper

Heal 5 HP each turn in combat.

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$0.40

6

Candy Bar Wrapper

Heal 25 HP each turn in combat.

$5.00

$1.00

9

Rock Candy Wrapper

Heal 50 HP each turn in combat.

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$2.00

12

Golden Ticket

Heal 100 HP each turn in combat.

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$4.00

Thorns

2

Studded Dog Collar

Melee-attacking enemies take up to 10 damage.

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$0.40

8

Thorny Branch

Melee-attacking enemies take up to 25 damage.

$5.00

$1.00

12

Demon Claw

Melee-attacking enemies take up to 75 damage.

$12.40

$2.00

14

Barbed Wire Patch

Melee-attacking enemies take up to 200 damage.

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$4.00

Vengenace

8

ManBearPig Ear

Deal 15% more damage when below 25% health.

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$1.00

11

White Whale Patch

Deal 20% more damage when below 25% health.

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$2.00

14

Six-Fingered Hand Patch

Deal 30% more damage when below 25% health.

$20.00

$4.00

Battle Rage

13

Berserker Patch

Gain Attack Up at the start of combat.

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$2.00

Cautious

13

Turtle Patch

Gain Defense Up at the start of combat.

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$2.00