Eyewear Flair

3D Glasses

“The only way to see the world in 3D.”

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$0.40

50’s Glasses

“A splash of nostalgia.”

$2.00

$0.40

50’s Shades

“The retro fabulous look for lounging by the pool.”

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$0.40

80’s Action Shades

“The perfect shades for not looking at explosions.”

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$0.40

80’s Glasses

“A cheesy, yet timeless look.”

$2.00

$0.40

Batframe Glasses

“Black frames adorned with bat wings.”

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$0.40

Coffin Glasses

“Gothic eyewear for Poe readings.”

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$0.40

Generic Glasses

“Often worn by news reporters and nerds.”

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$0.40

Generic Sunglasses

“Protect from harmful UV rays.”

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$0.40

Monocle

“A vintage eyepiece that combines snobbery and uselessness.”

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$0.40

Round Rim Glasses

“A standard set of glasses.”

$2.00

$0.40

Round Rim Shades

“Blocks out the harsh light of coffee houses.”

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$0.40

Sporty Glasses

“Look like you’ve participated in a triathlon, without putting in any actual effort.”

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$0.40

Sporty Shades

“Wear these at the beach to be mistaken for a lifeguard.”

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$0.40

Square Rims

“Librarian chic.”

$2.00

$0.40

Square Shades

“The hipster look.”

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$0.40

Thick Rim Glasses

“-2 charisma.”

$2.00

$0.40

Thick Rim Shades

“Sunblock for your eyes.”

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$0.40

Wire Frame Glasses

“Glasses only a mother would buy for the child she doesn’t like.”

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$0.40

Wire Frame Shades

“Sleek, lightweight, and dorky.”

$2.00

$0.40