16. Police Station

What You Can Find Here

You can enter the Police Station after the Nazi Zombies plague the town. Before you do, though, bust open the trunk of the closest cop car in the parking lot for a duffel bag with a Power Potion (Large).

The lobby hosts a few police officers milling about. You can befriend Sergeant Yates to the right by completing the “Nazi Zombie Bounty” side quest.

Head to the left and enter the room with the prison cells. Speak with Romper Stomper in the first cell and he’ll tell you to get the Jail Cell Key to break him out.

Take the stairs in the main lobby up to the second floor. You can purchase consumables in the “Refreshing Drinks” and “Snappy Snacks” vending machines at the top of the stairs on your way to the locker room. Open the nearby file cabinets for a Health Potion (Small) and other junk. When you’re ready, shoot the right side of the shelf holding the plaques to create a ramp. Hop up the boxes to the shelf ramp and then bash open the broken air vent.

Go through the air duct to the locker room. Climb down the ladder by the riot gear and then raid all the lockers for valuables, including a Speed Potion, Health Potion (Small), Power Potion (Large) in locker 01; Beardstache and Skull Sticker in locker 02; Power Potion (Large) in locker 03; Jail Cell Key and Wire Frame Glasses in locker 04; and Health Potion (Large) in locker 05.

Return to Romper Stomper with the Jail Cell Key. Open the cell and gain a new friend when you talk to him. Check his duffel bag for a Bald Cap, Teardrop Tattoo, and Cure Potion.

Return upstairs and head right this time. Check the air vent in front of the evidence room for some Cash and a Wad of Web. Enter the evidence room for a gold mine of items. Smash the broken box on the bottom shelf for a Cure Potion and Cash. Hidden behind the evidence boxes in the corner is a duffel bag with a Strength Potion and Thief Wig. Climb up the ladder to the top shelf for the RabbiTech Chinpokomon. Press the red button in the center of the shelving unit to move the ladder, and climb up to the last shelf to open the treasure chest with Bandit Face Paint, Shadow, Bling, and Buckyball Magnets.

Now return to the locker room next to the riot gear and open the emergency exit. This takes you out on the fire escape, where you can use your alien probe to beam up to the roof.

You catch Santa red-handed checking the police database to see “who’s been naughty,” but because you’re a jolly soul and won’t tell on him, Santa befriends you. Continue to the duffel bag at the far edge and open it for a Power Potion (Large), Demon Sticker, and Samurai Warrior Patch.

Police Station Vending Machines

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