Clyde duped everyone and stole the Stick of Truth. The self-appointed Ruler of Darkness is using the green goo to create an army of Nazi Zombie creatures, and they’re all chillin’ in his backyard. Now you must recruit the girls to your side, uncover the sinister secrets at the abortion clinic, and travel north to the strange, flat country of Canada before you can challenge Clyde once and for all.
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Day 3 Quest List Forging Alliances You can’t take on an army of Nazi Zombies with a bunch of boys in fantasy costumes. You need a group of girls in power makeovers to help out. Recruit the Girls Charm your way into the Pleases and Sparkles Club and listen in on the bitch-fests. If you can convince the girls that you’re BFFs then they’ll think about being seen with the opposite sex. Pose as Bebe’s Boyfriend Someone accused someone else of being a two-faced whore. Or was that a two-faced skank? The girls need you to pretend to be Bebe’s boyfriend and set up an entrapment sting on the girl they think is spreading vile gossip. Then be back for tea. Unplanned Parenthood Dress-up was never so much fun. Don your best lipstick and high heels to sneak into the abortion clinic for some undercover recon on bad girl activity. Before you’re done you’ll have an abortion and perform one on Randy. Heading North Well, we guess you should go north and north and north—it might take you a while wandering in the Lost Forest, but eventually you reach Canada. O Canada Canada has never looked so good—flattened in magnificent 2-D detail like a cutting-edge Atari 2600 game. Speak to the Canadian royalty to get your mysterious “Orcish” papers translated to English. Beat Up Clyde! This was fun the first time around, so why not take a swing at Clyde again? Before you can reach him, though, you have to wade through his entire army of darkness. And Morgan Freeman. Betrayal from Within One of your loyal band betrays you for the Stick of Truth! Who would do such a thing? One clue: It’s only fitting if he ends up dead. |