South Park: The Stick of Truth Guide Walkthrough Taco Troubles

New Quest: Nonconformist

SPOILER ALERT!

Quest Breakdown

Step 1: Buy the Goth Cloth, Goth Cap, and Goth Clothes from the U-Stor-It street merchant.

Step 2: Wrestle the Cigarettes away from the gang in the alley next to Jimbo’s Guns.

Step 3: Buy the Tweek Bros. Dark Roast from the Tweek Bros. coffee shop.

Step 4: Get ambushed by the elves. And like it.

Step 5: Return to the Goth Kids.

Step 6: Complete the “PTA Problems” quest.

Step 7: Dance for the Goth Kids.

The Goths suggest that you get yourself a Marilyn Manson makeover. That means buying three pieces of clothing to put on—Goth Clothes, Goth Gloves, and Goth Cap—and finding Cigarettes and a special coffee blend to fit right in.

Hobo Sales

Zip over to the northeastern part of town and look for the U-Stor-It building. A street merchant sells odd items in front of the storage facility.

Buy the Goth Cap for $5, the Goth Clothes for $8, and the Goth Gloves for $3. Put on your new Goth clothes. You now look like you’re ready to rob a bank—or sit with the Goths.

Nicotine and Caffeine

Set out to the west to find the Jimbo’s Guns store. Three Smoking Scoundrels loiter in the side alley to the left of the store. If you want to be badass, fight ’em in your Goth clothes. Or you can change back into your better gear and bulk up for the thrashing.

Chomp on your snacks to keep your HP high and smack down the first Smoking Scoundrel. With one down, you’ve increased your odds to survive by…a lot. Extinguish the second Scoundrel with the rest of your special abilities and then go nose-to-nose with the final Scoundrel.

Pocket the Cigarettes from the Scoundrels and return to Tweek’s old haunt. Inside Tweek Bros. you can buy the Tweek Bros. Dark Roast for a buck.

Ambush!

You now have all the items you need to return to the Goths. Those sons of bitches, the elves, have other plans, though. Four of ’em ambush you outside Tweek Bros. and, no matter whether you win or lose the fight, they bring you back to their king, Kyle.

Loot Table: Kyle’s House

N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye

General Area	Location	Item	$$$ Value	N	C	Q	E	D
Backyard	Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” (Fighter)	Warhammer (Melee)	$15.00	o	o		o
Backyard	Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” (Mage)	Shocking Staff (Melee)	$12.60	o	o		o
Backyard	Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” (Thief)	Assassin’s Dagger (Melee)	$14.00	o	o		o
Backyard	Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” (Jew)	Holy Poker of the Faithful (Melee)	$11.80	o	o		o
Backyard	Gnome bag in “King’s Forest”	Elven Archer Patch (Patch)	$2.00	o			o
Backyard	Gnome bag inside of “Spirit Cave”	Cash	$2.50	o
Backyard	Gnome bag inside of “Spirit Cave”	Revive Potion	$0.60	o
Backyard	Gnome bag inside of “Spirit Cave”	Power Potion (Large)	$2.40	o
Backyard	Loot bag in treehouse tent	Torn Cloak Fragment	$0.30
Backyard	Loot bag in treehouse tent	Sky Blue Dye	-	o				o
Backyard	Bag by the base of tree	Shattered Arrow	$0.35
Backyard	Bag by the base of tree	Cure Potion	$0.20	o
Backyard	Bag by the base of tree	Elvish Loyalty Patch (Patch)	$1.00	o			o
Backyard	Chest inside of purple tent (Fighter)	Warrior’s Axe (Melee)	$5.00	o	o		o
Backyard	Chest inside of purple tent (Mage)	Ice Wand (Melee)	$4.80	o	o		o
Backyard	Chest inside of purple tent (Thief)	Poignard (Melee)	$5.20	o	o		o
Backyard	Chest inside of purple tent (Jew)	Izmel of the Faithful (Melee)	$4.00	o	o		o
Backyard	Chest inside of purple tent	Power Potion	$0.40	o
Backyard	Chest inside of purple tent	Cash	$1.00	o
Kitchen	Cabinet under microwave	Health Potion (Large)	$1.00	o
Kitchen	Sink cabinet	Spoon	$0.10
Kitchen	Sink cabinet	Fork	$0.10
Kitchen	Sink cabinet	Pubes	$0.05
Kitchen	Fridge	Cure Potion	$0.20	o
Kitchen	Fridge	Power Potion	$0.40	o
Kitchen	Fridge	Ice Cube (Strap-on)	$1.00	o			o
Living Room	Desk with Hebrew sign	Cash	$0.75	o
Living Room	Desk with Hebrew sign	Dreidel	$0.30
Living Room	Desk with Hebrew sign	Popcorn Necklaces	$0.25
Living Room	Desk with Hebrew sign	Macaroni Pictures	$0.30
Hallway	Desk under family portrait	Sidelocks (Makeup)	$0.40	o			o
Hallway	Desk under family portrait	The Poop that Took a Pee	$0.60
Kyle’s Bedroom	Nightstand	Underpants	-	o		o
Kyle’s Bedroom	Nightstand	Cash	$2.00	o
Kyle’s Bedroom	Nightstand	Health Potion (Small)	$0.20	o
Kyle’s Bedroom	Dresser	Torn Cloak Fragment	$0.30
Kyle’s Bedroom	Dresser	Cyborg Bill Action Figure	$0.60
Kyle’s Bedroom	Dresser	Jew Scout Guide	$0.30
Parents’ Bedroom	Dresser under mirror	Canadian Adoption Papers	$0.30
Parents’ Bedroom	Dresser under mirror	Cash	$0.15	o
Parents’ Bedroom	Dresser under mirror	Broflovski Garage Key	-	o		o
Parents’ Bedroom	Nightstand under Kyle’s picture	Cash	$1.05	o
Parents’ Bedroom	Nightstand under Kyle’s picture	“What Are These Changes?” VHS	$0.40
Parents’ Bedroom	Large Dresser	Cure Potion	$0.20	o
Parents’ Bedroom	Large Dresser	Barbarian Wig (Hair)	$0.40	o			o
Bathroom	Sink cabinet	Acne (Makeup)	$0.40	o			o
Bathroom	Sink cabinet	Ike’s Chewing Tobacco	$0.50
Bathroom	Sink cabinet	Pubes	$0.05
Bathroom	Dresser with potted plant	Soap on a Rope	$0.40
Bathroom	Dresser with potted plant	Cash	$0.10	o
Bathroom	Dresser with potted plant	Mr. Hankey Construction Set	$0.70
Garage	On the floor	Stegmata (Chinpokomon)	-	o	o
Garage	Red chest in the back	Kyle’s Muttonchops (Facial Hair)	$0.40	o			o
Garage	Red chest in the back	Small Magnet (Patch)	$2.00	o			o

Kyle tries to convince you that Cartman is out of his mind. He claims that Cartman is hiding the Stick of Truth to keep the feud between humans and elves going. The Elf King asks that you still recruit the Goth Kids, but report back to him instead of Cartman.

Go speak with the Goth Kids decked out in your black. They approve of your look but still think you’re a conformist. The Goths hand you a “Fuck the Conformists” sign to go tape to the PTA table in the middle of their meeting. Do that and they’ll think you’re cool.