Facial Hair Flair

Alaskan Whaler

“Shaped by obsession with vengeance.”

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$0.40

Anchor Beard

“Lighter than it looks.”

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$0.40

Balboa Beard

“A stylish beard of the rich and fabulous.”

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$0.40

Bartender ’stache

“Greased up and ready for twirling.”

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$0.40

Batstache

“Fear and shadows are this mustache’s power.”

$2.00

$0.40

Beardstache

“Some things belong together.”

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$0.40

Beatnik Mustache

“Lends gravitas to slam poems.”

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$0.40

Bird’s Nest

“Fresh eggs every morning.”

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$0.40

Chinballs

“Puberty hit and your testicles have dropped—from your chin.”

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$0.40

Chin Beard

“An upside-down mohawk.”

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$0.40

Chinstrap

“Goes with helmet hair.”

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Chops

“Fashion is cyclical and you are ahead of the curve.”

$2.00

$0.40

Dali Mustace

“A thin mustache popularized by cultural elitists.”

$2.00

$0.40

Evil Cartman Goatee

“Nothing’s scarier than Cartman being helpful.”

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Fu Manchu

“Not required for being evil, but it helps.”

$2.00

$0.40

Genghis Khan

“The beard of a truly brutal warlord.”

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$0.40

Handlebar Mustache

“Rides cost five cents.”

$2.00

$0.40

The Hollywood Beard

“So hot right now.”

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$0.40

Horselord Beard

“Optimized for sacking and pillaging.”

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$0.40

Imperial Beard

“A smashing look.”

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Klingon Beard

“A sharp face is nothing without a sharp beard.”

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$0.40

Kyle’s Muttonchops

“Can be hidden by a well-placed pair of earflaps.”

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$0.40

Lumberjack Beard

“Rugged, masculine.”

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$0.40

Major Mustache

“A regal mustache of unquestionable machismo.”

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$0.40

Mongorian Beard

“A brutal beard of a tough Mongorian warrior.”

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$0.40

Mongorian Goatee

“A brutal beard of a tough Mongorian warrior.”

$2.00

$0.40

Old Dutch Beard

“Evokes the old country.”

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$0.40

Pan Flautist

“Started showing up one day. Annoying, impossible to get rid of.”

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$0.40

Pencil Mustache

“A thin, wispy mustache.”

$2.00

$0.40

Rapper Beard

“The best beard of all time.”

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$0.40

Shadow

“Ladies love the five o’clock shadow.”

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$0.40

Stan’s Mudbeard

“A souvenir from Pioneer Village.”

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$0.40

Wizard Beard

“Subtle and quick to anger.”

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$0.40