|
|
Alien Helmet |
“Enhances vision and hearing to superhuman levels. Takes two AA batteries.” |
||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
4 |
Alien Suit |
1 |
— |
$2.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Tactical Display |
Weapon attacks deal 10% more damage. |
||||||||
|
|
Assassin Mask* |
“A dark hood woven from shadows to protect your identity and make you look really mysterious and cool.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
2 |
Assassin |
1 |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Magnets |
Gain 10% additional money. |
||||||||
|
|
Barbarian Helmet |
“Horns for intimidation. Fur for comfort.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
12 |
Barbarian Outfit |
1 |
— |
$7.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Comeback |
Gain Ability Up when below 15% HP. |
||||||||
|
Armor |
Adds 70 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
|||||||||
|
|
Bishop Mitre |
“The pompom points up to Heaven.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
12 |
Bishop Vestments |
1 |
$16.12 |
$2.60 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 150. |
||||||||
|
Blessed |
Gain Rebirth at the start of combat. |
|||||||||
|
|
Cheese Helmet |
“Imported from Wisconsin.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
7 |
Cheese Costume |
— |
$10.00 |
$2.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 30. |
||||||||
|
Powerful |
Increases your max PP by 2. |
|||||||||
|
|
Clyde’s Helmet |
“After Clyde was banished from space and time, all that remained was this helmet.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
2 |
— |
— |
$6.00 |
$1.20 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 3 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
|
Condom Cap |
“Packaging claims to have protected the heads of billions. Also claims to ward against disease.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
13 |
— |
— |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Reservoir Tip |
Gain a shield that blocks 5 hits at start of combat. |
||||||||
|
Ribbed |
For her pleasure. |
|||||||||
|
|
Crab Helmet |
“Feels like shell, fits like helmet.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
13 |
Crab Outfit |
1 |
— |
$7.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 100 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Underworld Power |
Gain 2 PP each turn when inside. |
|||||||||
|
|
Crown of Anal Pleasure |
“Only those who have journeyed into a gay man’s ass deserve to wear the Crown of Anal Pleasure.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
13 |
— |
— |
— |
$2.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 110 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
|
Crown of Thorns |
“Your head sure is holy after getting poked by all these thorns.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
13 |
Jew Class (Tier 4) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Holy Fire |
Adds 20% damage when burning. |
||||||||
|
Suffering |
Gain 5 PP when you take damage. |
|||||||||
|
Thorns |
Melee-attacking enemies take up to 100 damage. |
|||||||||
|
|
Druid Crown |
“Bear wrestling is a rite of passage among druids. The bears’ heads are worn as trophies, and their stuffing is consumed for its power.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
4 |
Druid Outfit |
1 |
— |
$2.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 2 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Nature’s Power |
Regen 2 PP each turn when outdoors. |
|||||||||
|
|
Du Rag |
“In gang-neutral colors so as not to burn any bridges.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
1 |
— |
1 |
$2.00 |
$0.40 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Vulnerable |
Adds 5% damage vs. bleeding enemies. |
||||||||
|
|
Elven Ranger Cap* |
“The feather helps make this cap aerodynamically superior to other hats.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
2 |
Elven Ranger |
1 |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Melee Fighter |
Melee weapon attacks inflict more damage. |
||||||||
|
|
Fairy Princess Tiara |
“Popular among both hippies and Renaissance Faire weirdos.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
14 |
Fairy Princess Outfit |
1 |
$15.00 |
$3.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 400 |
||||||||
|
Constant Surge |
Gain 5 PP each turn. |
|||||||||
|
|
Fighter’s Crown of Insight |
“You are truly the grand king of smashing foes.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
13 |
Fighter Class (Tier 4) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 80 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Opportune Strike |
Double weapon damage on stunned targets. |
|||||||||
|
|
Fighter’s Crown of Insight |
“This crown marks your expertise in bashing enemies with things.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
7 |
Fighter Class (Tier 3) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 10 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Opportune Strike |
Adds 75% more weapon damage on stunned targets. |
|||||||||
|
|
Fighter’s Helm of Insight |
“Learn the ways of the warrior and let this helm guide you down the path of problem solving through violence.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
3 |
Fighter Class (Tier 2) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 3 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Opportune Strike |
Gain 50% more weapon damage on stunned targets. |
|||||||||
|
|
Fighter’s Helm of Insight |
“Learn the ways of the warrior and let this helm guide you down the path of problem solving through violence.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
1 |
Fighter Class (Tier1) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 1 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Opportune Strike |
Gain 25% more weapon damage on stunned targets. |
|||||||||
|
|
Friar Cap |
“Dipped in holy water when no one was looking.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
3 |
Friar Outfit |
1 |
— |
$2.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 400 |
||||||||
|
Constant Surge |
Gain 5 PP each turn. |
|||||||||
|
|
Gas Mask |
“Protects against the stinkiest gas attacks.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
2 |
— |
— |
$5.00 |
$1.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 1 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Hazmat |
Reduces gross-out damage by 25. |
|||||||||
|
|
Gnome Helmet |
“Would make an effective bayonet at close range were it not made of cloth and two inches tall.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
9 |
Gnome Outfit |
1 |
— |
$7.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 15 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Gnome Power |
Gain 3 PP each turn when shrunk. |
|||||||||
|
|
Goth Cap |
“Pull this cap low to avoid meeting the gaze of any poser sellout assholes.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
5 |
Goth Clothes |
1 |
$5.00 |
$1.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Non-Conformist |
Gain individuality for insulting others. |
||||||||
|
|
Holy Defender Helmet* |
“Designed to keep your head cool under the harsh desert sun.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
2 |
Holy Defender |
1 |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Turtle Shell |
Gain a shield when below 15% HP. |
||||||||
|
|
Holy Fedora |
“Payot not included.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
7 |
Jew Class (Tier 3) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Holy Fire |
Plus 15% damage when burning. |
||||||||
|
Suffering |
Gain 2 PP when you take damage. |
|||||||||
|
|
Holy Yarmulke |
“A holy blessed skullcap.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
3 |
Jew Class (Tier 2) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Holy Fire |
Plus 10% damage when burning. |
||||||||
|
Suffering |
Gain 1 PP when you take damage. |
|||||||||
|
|
Holy Yarmulke |
“A holy skullcap.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
1 |
Jew Class (Tier 1) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Suffering |
Gain 1 PP when you take damage. |
||||||||
|
|
Jester’s Cap |
“Has all the bells and whistles.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
7 |
— |
1 |
— |
$7.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 25. |
||||||||
|
Buddy Surge |
Gain 1 PP when your buddy attacks. |
|||||||||
|
|
KKK Helmet |
“For protecting the superior brains of members of the KKK.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
4 |
KKK Outfit |
1 |
$10.00 |
$2.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 5 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Power Gain |
A 2-handed Perfect Attack gains 1 PP. |
|||||||||
|
|
Khan Helm |
“Baptized in the blood of your enemies.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
11 |
Khan Outfit |
1 |
$13.00 |
$2.60 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 50 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Shield Smash |
Perfect Attack reduces shields by 2. |
|||||||||
|
|
Knight Helmet |
“Fits perfectly around a brave head.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
13 |
Knight Outfit |
1 |
— |
$10.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 80 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Soul Barrier |
Gain a 2-hit shield when you KO an enemy. |
|||||||||
|
|
Leather Hat |
“Provides extra safeguarding for those who know its magical Word of Safety.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
12 |
Leather Armor |
1 |
$13.00 |
$2.60 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 50 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Filthy Surge |
Gain 5 PP on Perfect Attack on a grossed out target. |
|||||||||
|
|
Mage’s Cap of Power |
“Mystical runes channel the power of the cosmos itself. Unbeatable when the planets align.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
13 |
Mage Class (Tier 4) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Powerful |
Increases your max PP by 2. |
||||||||
|
Power Gain |
A Perfect Attack gains 3 PP. |
|||||||||
|
|
Mage’s Cap of Power |
“Mystical runes channel the power of the cosmos itself. Unbeatable when the planets align.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
7 |
Mage Class (Tier 3) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Powerful |
Increases your max PP by 2. |
||||||||
|
Power Gain |
A Perfect Attack gains 2 PP. |
|||||||||
|
|
Mage’s Headband of Power |
“Draws power from your brain.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
3 |
Mage Class (Tier 2) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Power Gain |
A Perfect Attack gains 1 PP. |
||||||||
|
Powerful |
Increases your max PP by 1. |
|||||||||
|
|
Mage’s Headband of Power |
“Draws power from your brain.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
1 |
Mage Class (Tier 1) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Powerful |
Increases your max PP by 1. |
||||||||
|
|
Minstrel’s Cap |
“The flamboyant headdress of a great showman.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
6 |
Minstrel Outfit |
1 |
$10.00 |
$2.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Refreshing Pause |
Gain 50 HP when your buddy attacks. |
||||||||
|
|
Monk Cap |
“Once worn by a husky bigot to a popular Chinese restaurant.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
10 |
Monk Outfit |
1 |
$11.00 |
$2.20 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 80. |
||||||||
|
Thrown Surge |
Gain 2 PP when you hit with a thrown weapon. |
|||||||||
|
|
Necromancer Hood |
“Swathes the wearer’s head in a veil of darkness.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
9 |
Necromancer Outfit |
1 |
— |
$10.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Killing Surge |
Gain 5 PP when you kill an opponent. |
||||||||
|
Undead Surge |
Gain 3 PP on Perfect Attack on a zombie. |
|||||||||
|
|
Samurai Helmet* |
“An artifact of immeasurable cultural value to its home country. Finders keepers.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
2 |
Samurai |
— |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Solo Power |
Regen 4 PP each turn when fighting solo. |
||||||||
|
|
Sorcerer Hood* |
“Nobody understands you, except for this hood.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
2 |
Sorcerer |
1 |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Winter’s Breath |
Deal 10% more frost damage. |
||||||||
|
Intimidating |
Opponents are more likely to attack allies. |
|||||||||
|
|
Spaceman Helmet* |
“Convenient, hands-free communication with other spacemen.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
2 |
Spaceman |
1 |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Emergency Shield |
Gain a shield when below 15% HP. |
||||||||
|
|
Squire Helmet |
“Protects just enough of your head from arrows. Juuuuust enough.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
6 |
Squire Outfit |
1 |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 5 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Focused Attack |
+5% weapon damage. |
|||||||||
|
|
Stupid Spoiled Whore Hat |
“Next best thing to duck lips for livening up your selfies.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
11 |
Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit |
1 |
$11.00 |
$2.20 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 45. |
||||||||
|
Innocent |
Opponents are more likely to attack allies. |
|||||||||
|
Hazmat |
Reduces gross-out damage by 25. |
|||||||||
|
|
Superhero Mask* |
“Whether it’s hiding your secret identity or your terrible acne, only you know for sure.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
1 |
Superhero |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Heroic Defender |
Gain Defense Up at the start of combat. |
||||||||
|
|
Surgical Cap |
“Known colloquially as the ‘surgeon’s hairnet.’” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
10 |
Surgical Scrubs |
1 |
— |
$0.40 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Clinical Reserve |
Gain Defense Up when you fight a fetus. |
||||||||
|
|
SWAT Armored Headgear |
“The heads-up display and night vision are perhaps an unfair advantage for future games of Capture the Flag.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
8 |
SWAT Tactical Gear |
— |
— |
$7.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Follow-up Attack |
Attack again when an enemy dies. |
||||||||
|
|
Sweaty Headband |
“You found it moist and it’s still moist.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
1 |
— |
1 |
$2.00 |
$0.40 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Melee Fighter |
Melee weapon attacks inflict 5 more damage. |
||||||||
|
|
Thief’s Hood of Sneakiness |
“Perfect for posing with your head cast downward, obscuring your eyes like a mysterious shadowy figure.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
13 |
Theif Class (Tier 4) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 250. |
||||||||
|
Bloody Weakness |
Defense Down on Perfect Attack vs. bleeding targets. |
|||||||||
|
|
Thief’s Hood of Sneakiness |
“Perfect for posing with your head cast downward, obscuring your eyes like a mysterious shadowy figure.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
7 |
Theif Class (Tier 3) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 30. |
||||||||
|
Bloody Weakness |
Defense Down on Perfect Attack vs. bleeding targets. |
|||||||||
|
|
Thief’s Hood of Sneakiness |
“Perfect for posing with your head cast downward, obscuring your eyes like a mysterious shadowy figure.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
3 |
Theif Class (Tier 2) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bulky |
Increases max HP by 10. |
||||||||
|
Bloody Weakness |
Defense Down on Perfect Attack vs. bleeding targets. |
|||||||||
|
|
Thief’s Hood of Sneakiness |
“Perfect for posing with your head cast downward, obscuring your eyes like a mysterious shadowy figure.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
1 |
Theif Class (Tier 1) |
1 |
— |
— |
||||||
|
Traits |
Bloody Weakness |
Defense Down on Perfect Attack vs. bleeding targets. |
||||||||
|
|
Tinfoil Hat |
“Keeps the aliens from invading your brain. Also keeps out the government, Chinese hackers, and the dog that tells you to kill people.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
5 |
— |
— |
— |
$2.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 6 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Mental Shielding |
Take 25% less damage from aliens. |
|||||||||
|
|
Underpants “Helmet” |
“Another testament to the versatility of underpants.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
11 |
— |
— |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Skid Marks |
Makes enemies puke when they approach you. |
||||||||
|
|
Valkyrie Headband |
“Worn by the female counterpart to the popular He-male barbarian toy set.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
14 |
Valkyrie Armor |
1 |
— |
$7.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 80 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Valkyrie’s Power |
Gain 10 PP when an enemy dies. |
|||||||||
|
|
Witch Hat |
“A male witch is called a warlock. This is what you will constantly have to remind your friends when wearing this hat.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
8 |
Witch Outfit |
1 |
— |
$7.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 10 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Burning Surge |
Gain 1 PP when you deal fire damage. |
|||||||||
|
|
Wood Elf Cap |
“Dude, seriously?” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
4 |
Wood Elf Outfit |
1 |
— |
$4.00 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 1 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Arrow Surge |
Gain 1 PP on bow attack. |
|||||||||
|
|
Woodsman Cap |
“It’s 100% biodegradable except for the hood part.” |
||||||||
|
LVL |
Outfit |
Slots |
Cost |
Resale |
||||||
|
9 |
Woodsman Outfit |
1 |
$11.00 |
$2.20 |
||||||
|
Traits |
Armor |
Adds 15 armor, reducing enemy attacks. |
||||||||
|
Nature’s Power |
Regen 5 PP each turn when outdoors. |
|||||||||
*Available as DLC
























































