South Park: The Stick of Truth Guide Shit in the Back
Loot
South Park
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bijou Theatre | On top of ticket booth | Fatdactyl (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag behind stump | Horselord Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag behind stump | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag behind stump | Cash | $3.00 | o | ||||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag behind stump | Metal Grip (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag near bushes | Horselord Braid (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag near bushes | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag near bushes | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag near bushes | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag inside tent | Lime Green Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Bus Stop - Homeless Camp | Loot bag inside tent | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Church | Behind trees | iPad | o | |||||
| City Hall | In tree above Priest Maxi | Sna-kat (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| City Hall | Backpack on side path | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| City Hall | Backpack on side path | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| City Hall | Red toolbox on path | Messy Face Paint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| City Hall | Red toolbox on path | Bird’s Nest (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| City Hall | Red toolbox on path | Cash | $1.75 | o | ||||
| Community Center | Basketball Court | Vamporko (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Community Center | Loot bag behind trees near courts | War Paint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Community Center | Loot bag behind trees near courts | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Community Center | Backpack in parking lot | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Community Center | Backpack in parking lot | S’mores Schnapps | $0.50 | |||||
| Community Center | Loot bag under tree | Teal Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Community Center | Loot bag under tree | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Downtown 1 | Loot bag behind News Office | Rapper Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Downtown 1 | Loot bag behind News Office | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Downtown 2 | Loot bag behind Bank | Sporty Glasses (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Downtown 2 | Loot bag behind Bank | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Downtown 2 | Loot bag behind Bank | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Downtown 2 | Chest on the roof of Tom’s Rhinoplasty | Beatnik Mustache (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Downtown 2 | Chest on the roof of Tom’s Rhinoplasty | Squire Gloves (Hands) | $2.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Downtown 2 | Chest on the roof of Tom’s Rhinoplasty | Cash | $3.00 | o | ||||
| Downtown 3 | Loot bag near Downtown - East flag | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Downtown 3 | Loot bag near Downtown - East flag | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Downtown 3 |
Loot bag near Downtown - East flag |
Bun Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Downtown 3 | Loot bag near Downtown - East flag | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Downtown 3 | Loot bag on the roof of Photo Dojo | Snowflake Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Downtown 3 | Loot bag on the roof of Photo Dojo | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Downtown 3 | Loot bag on the roof of Photo Dojo | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| Jimbo’s Guns | Loot bag on the roof of Photo Dojo | Zippo Lighter (Strap-on) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Jimbo’s Guns | Loot - Smoking Scoundrels | Cash | $0.50 | o | o | |||
| Jimbo’s Guns | Loot - Smoking Scoundrels | Lice | $0.05 | |||||
| Jimbo’s Guns | Loot - Smoking Scoundrels | Old Baseball Glove | $0.25 | |||||
| Jimbo’s Guns | Loot - Smoking Scoundrels | Cigarettes | - | o | o | |||
| Kenny’s House | Loot - Smoking Scoundrels | Cash | $0.15 | o | ||||
| Kenny’s House | Dumpster behind garage | Used Syringe | $0.35 | |||||
| Kenny’s House | Dumpster behind garage | Bindle | $1.00 | |||||
| Kenny’s House | Dumpster behind garage | Shit-stained Badge (Patch) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Kenny’s House | Dumpster behind garage | Disheveled Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 1 | Dumpster behind garage | Chu-chu Nezumi (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | o | ||
| Neighborhood 2 | In the tree by your house | Furrycat (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 3 | Behind the trees to the right of Kyle’s House | Witch Gloves (Hands) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 3 | Jimmy’s House - Chest through hole in fence | Fairy Face Faint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 3 | Jimmy’s House - Chest through hole in fence | Lolita Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 3 | Jimmy’s House - Chest through hole in fence | Dark Pink Dye | - | o | o | o | ||
| Neighborhood 3 | Jimmy’s House - Chest through hole in fence | Stoley Parents Bedroom Key | - | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 3 | Jimmy’s House - Chest through hole in fence | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 3 | Orange House - Backpack inside garage | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 3 | Orange House - Backpack inside garage | Monk’s Tonsure (Hair) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 3 | Orange House - Backpack inside garage | Wild Wacky Action Bike | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Orange House - Backpack inside garage | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Loot bag inside garage | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Loot bag inside garage | Wild Wacky Action Bike | $2.00 | |||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Loot bag inside garage | Amazon Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Backpack (open window) | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Backpack (open window) | Cash | $3.00 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Backpack (open window) | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Backpack (open window) | Duelist’s Patch (Patch) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Chest in yard | Dubstep Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Chest in yard | Chin Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Chest in yard | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Chest in yard | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 4 | Green House - Chest in yard | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 5 | Green House - Chest in yard | Dracula Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 5 | Blue house - Backpack inside garage | Ghoul Makeup (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 5 | Blue house - Backpack inside garage | Grave Dirt (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Neighborhood 5 | Blue house - Backpack inside garage | Wild Wacky Action Bike | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Neighborhood 5 | Blue house - Backpack inside garage | Okama Gamesphere | $2.00 | |||||
| Police Station | Blue house - Backpack inside garage | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Police Station | Loot bag inside of police car | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Police Station | Loot bag on rooftop | Demon Sticker (Strap-on) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Police Station | Loot bag on rooftop | Samurai Warrior Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Restaurant Row | Loot bag on rooftop | Brocorri (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | o | ||
| Restaurant Row | Frozen in ice at the Tower of Peace | Topknot Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Restaurant Row | City Sushi - Treasure chest | Cash | $1.10 | o | o | |||
| Restaurant Row | City Sushi - Treasure chest | Katana Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Restaurant Row | City Sushi - Treasure chest | Self Defense Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Restaurant Row | City Sushi - Treasure chest | Spoiled City Sushi | $0.15 | o | ||||
| Restaurant Row | City Sushi - Treasure chest | Spoiled City Sushi | $0.15 | |||||
| School | City Sushi - Treasure chest | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| School | Loot bag inside of log near “Warning” sign | Avalanche Awareness Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | ||||
| School | Loot bag inside of log near “Warning” sign | Witch Robes (Body) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Stark’s Pond | Loot bag inside of log near “Warning” sign | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Stark’s Pond | Loot Bag near fire warning sign | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Stark’s Pond | Loot Bag near fire warning sign | Generic Sunglasses (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Stark’s Pond | Loot Bag near fire warning sign | Untidy Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Stark’s Pond | Loot Bag near fire warning sign | Spoiled City Sushi | $0.15 | o | ||||
| Stark’s Pond | Loot Bag near fire warning sign | Wing CD | $0.40 | |||||
| Stark’s Pond | Loot Bag near fire warning sign | Side Bow Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Stark’s Pond | Backpack in side path | Sunshine Sparkle Stickers | $0.05 | o | ||||
| Stark’s Pond | Backpack in side path | Toy Horse | $0.25 | |||||
| Stark’s Pond | Backpack in side path | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Stark’s Pond | Backpack in side path | Cosmonewt (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Stark’s Pond | Sunken UFO | Circuit Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Stark’s Pond | Chest in sunken UFO | Space Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Stark’s Pond | Chest in sunken UFO | Space Cash | $1.00 | |||||
| Tweek Bros. Coffee | Chest in sunken UFO | Witch Hat (Head) | $7.00 | o | o | |||
| Tweek Bros. Coffee | Gnome bag under bench | Broken Gnome Pick | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Tweek Bros. Coffee | Gnome bag under bench | Gauntlet Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Tweek Bros. Coffee | Gnome bag under bench | Terribovine (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | o | ||
| U-Stor-It | Under bench | Fractured Bulb | $0.20 | |||||
| U-Stor-It | Chest inside U-Stor-It truck | Yellow Orange Dye | - | o | o | |||
| U-Stor-It | Chest inside U-Stor-It truck | Ceramic Shard | $0.15 | |||||
| U-Stor-It | Chest inside U-Stor-It truck | Pubes | $0.05 |
Skeeter’s Bar
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bar | On shelf near neon “BEER” sign | Flowerpotamus (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Cellar | Red chest beneath the stairs | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Cellar | Red chest beneath the stairs | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Cellar | Red chest beneath the stairs | S’mores Schnapps | $0.50 | |||||
| Cellar | Red chest beneath the stairs | Metrosexual Hair Gel | $0.40 | |||||
| Cellar | Red chest beneath the stairs | Bowling Trophy | $0.80 |
Jimbo’s Guns
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shop | Locked chest in the rafters | Cash | $5.00 | o | ||||
| Shop | Locked chest in the rafters | Axe of the Underworld (Melee) | $14.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Shop | Locked chest in the rafters | Grenade of Slowing (Ranged) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Shop | Locked chest in the rafters | Alaskan Whaler (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Shop | Locked chest in the rafters | White Whale Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Shop | Locked chest in the rafters | Turtle Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Shop | Locked chest in the rafters | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o |
City Wok
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dining Room | Loot bag behind counter | Reddish-brown Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Dining Room | Loot bag behind counter | Cash | $1.00 | o |
Tower of Peace
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Second Floor | Sitting inside of a hanging lantern | Lambtron (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Second Floor | Locked red toolbox | Flaming Sword Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Second Floor | Locked red toolbox | Mongorian Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Second Floor | Hanging behind wooden slats near MSG | Mongorian Treasure Key | - | o | o |
Bijou Theatre
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Theatre | Backpack near couple | 3D Glasses (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Theatre | Backpack near couple | Asses of Fire 2 poster | $0.20 | |||||
| Theatre | Backpack near couple | Terrance Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Theatre | Backpack near couple | Philip Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Theatre | Backpack near couple | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Theatre | Loot bag near Damien | 80’s Action Hero Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Theatre | Loot bag near Damien | 80’s Action Shades (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Theatre | Loot bag near Damien | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Theatre | Loot bag near Damien | Action Hero Badge (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Theatre | Loot bag near Damien | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Theatre | Loot bag near Damien | Phil Collins’ Oscar | $0.90 |
U-Stor-It
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | Loot bag near Mysterion photos | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | Loot bag near Mysterion photos | Head of the Powell Statue | $1.60 | |||||
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | Loot bag near Mysterion photos | Bruce Vilanch Headshot | $0.40 | |||||
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | Loot bag near Mysterion photos | Mysterion Picture | $0.50 | |||||
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | Loot bag near Mysterion photos | Butters’ Squirrel Nose (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | Refrigerator | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | Refrigerator | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | Refrigerator | Roll of Tin Foil | $0.60 | |||||
| Chaos Lair (Unit 223) | On top of ventilation shaft | Roo-stor (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Roof of 221-223 | Loot bag - access roof through Chaos Lair | Indigo Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Roof of 221-223 | Loot bag - access roof through Chaos Lair | Cash | $3.00 | o | ||||
| Roof of 221-223 | Loot bag - access roof through Chaos Lair | Red Cross Badge (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Main Office | Terrance & Phillip lunch box behind counter | Fohawk Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Main Office | Terrance & Phillip lunch box behind counter | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Main Office | Terrance & Phillip lunch box behind counter | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Mackey’s Storage (Unit 221) | On top shelf | Ferasnarf (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Mackey’s Storage (Unit 221) | Loot bag | Wings Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Mackey’s Storage (Unit 221) | Loot bag | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Mackey’s Storage (Unit 221) | Loot bag | Mackey’s PO Box Key | - | o | o | |||
| Roof of 240 | Chest - Use Alien Probe to access | Squire Helmet (Head) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Roof of 240 | Chest - Use Alien Probe to access | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Loot - Al Gore | ManBearPig Ear (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Loot - Al Gore | Cash | $1.10 | o | ||||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Loot - Al Gore | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Loot - Al Gore | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Loot - Al Gore | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Chest inside fake Oval Office | Super Cereal ManBearPig Club (Melee) | $3.40 | o | o | o | ||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Chest inside fake Oval Office | ManBearPig Hoof (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Chest inside fake Oval Office | Cash | $3.00 | o | ||||
| Al Gore’s Storage (Unit 204) | Chest inside fake Oval Office | Manly Pigtail Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o |
Farm
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Barn | Red toolbox | Horseshoe Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Barn | Red toolbox | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Barn | Red toolbox | Crossbow Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Barn | Red toolbox | Honey Boo Boo’s Pig Heart | $0.30 | |||||
| Barn | Loot bag in hayloft | Flute | - | o | o | |||
| Barn | Loot bag in hayloft | S’mores Schnapps | $0.50 |
Church
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Priest Maxi’s Office | Dresser with potted plant | Faith +1 CD | $0.40 | |||||
| Priest Maxi’s Office | Dresser with potted plant | Boy-sized Leash | $0.25 | |||||
| Priest Maxi’s Office | Dresser with potted plant | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Priest Maxi’s Office | Dresser with books | The Hollywood Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Priest Maxi’s Office | Dresser with books | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Priest Maxi’s Office | Dresser with books | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| Priest Maxi’s Office | Dresser with books | St. Peter | $1.00 | |||||
| Priest Maxi’s Office | Dresser with books | Ghost Patch (Patch) | $0.40 | o | o |
Police Station
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lobby | File cabinet to the right of Sergeant Yates | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Lobby | File cabinet to the right of Sergeant Yates | Penis Composite Sketch | $0.20 | |||||
| Lobby | File cabinet to the right of bulletin board | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Lobby | File cabinet to the right of bulletin board | Randy’s DUI Record | $0.50 | |||||
| Lobby | File cabinet beneath clock | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | File cabinet beneath clock | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Lobby | File cabinet beneath clock | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Second Floor | Short file cabinet | Toilet Paper | $0.30 | |||||
| Second Floor | Short file cabinet | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Second Floor | Short file cabinet | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Second Floor | File cabinet near Locker Room | Cash | $0.10 | o | ||||
| Second Floor | File cabinet near Locker Room | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Second Floor | Vent beneath bulletin board | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Second Floor | Vent beneath bulletin board | Wad of Web | $0.10 | |||||
| Locker Room | Locker 01 | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Locker Room | Locker 01 | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Locker Room | Locker 01 | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Locker Room | Locker 02 | Beardstache (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Locker Room | Locker 02 | Skull Sticker (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Locker Room | Locker 03 | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Locker Room | Locker 03 | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Locker Room | Locker 04 | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Locker Room | Locker 04 | Jail Cell Key | - | o | o | |||
| Locker Room | Locker 04 | Wire Frame Glasses (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Locker Room | Locker 05 | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Locker Room | Locker 05 | Soap on a Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Evidence Room | Terrance & Phillip Lunchbox | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Evidence Room | Terrance & Phillip Lunchbox | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Evidence Room | On top shelf | RabbiTech (Chinpokomon) | - | o | ||||
| Evidence Room | Loot bag behind pallet | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Evidence Room | Loot bag behind pallet | Thief Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Evidence Room | Loot bag behind pallet | Lil’ Crime Stopper Badges | $0.80 | |||||
| Evidence Room | Loot bag behind pallet | Cherokee Hair Tampon | $0.30 | |||||
| Evidence Room | Loot bag behind pallet | Urinal Deuce | $0.20 | |||||
| Evidence Room | Loot bag behind pallet | Packet of Sea People | $0.70 | |||||
| Evidence Room | Chest on top shelf | Bandit Face Paint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Evidence Room | Chest on top shelf | Shadow (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Evidence Room | Chest on top shelf | Bling (Body) | $0.40 | o | o | o | ||
| Evidence Room | Chest on top shelf | Buckyball Magnets (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Evidence Room | Chest on top shelf | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Jail Cell | Loot bag in Romper Stomper’s cell | Bindle | $1.00 | |||||
| Jail Cell | Loot bag in Romper Stomper’s cell | Bald Cap (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Jail Cell | Loot bag in Romper Stomper’s cell | Teardrop Tattoo (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o |
City Hall
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mayor McDaniel’s Office | Cabinet with globe on top | Monocle (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Mayor McDaniel’s Office | Cabinet with globe on top | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Mayor McDaniel’s Office | Cabinet with clock | Cash | $1.00 | o |
Sewers
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sewers | Loot bag near Alien Teleporter | Valkyrie Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Grate near ladder | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate near ladder | Shit Nugget | - | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate near ladder | TV Award | $0.70 | |||||
| Sewers | By Mr. Hankey’s house | Gerbitoad (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Red toolbox inside crack in wall | Cash | $5.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Red toolbox inside crack in wall | Shit Nugget | - | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate between drain pipes | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate between drain pipes | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate between drain pipes | Shit Nugget | - | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate to the left of ladder | Free Spirit Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Grate to the left of ladder | TV Award | $0.70 | |||||
| Sewers | Loot - Angry Hobo hosting “Shit Show” | Broken Bottle (Ranged) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Sewers | Loot - Angry Hobo hosting “Shit Show” | Cash | $0.05 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Loot - Angry Hobo hosting “Shit Show” | Used Syringe | $0.35 | |||||
| Sewers | Backpack behind breakable wall | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Backpack behind breakable wall | Rusty Pipe | $0.25 | |||||
| Sewers | Grate on wall | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate on wall | Rusty Pipe | $0.25 | |||||
| Sewers | Treasure chest | Rod of Waste (Melee) | $2.80 | o | o | o | ||
| Sewers | Treasure chest | TV Award | $0.70 | |||||
| Sewers | Treasure chest | Mr. Twig | $0.80 | |||||
| Sewers | Gnome bag inside crack in wall | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Gnome bag inside crack in wall | Burning Skull Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Gnome bag inside crack in wall | Shit Nugget | - | o | ||||
| Sewers | Terrance & Phillip lunch box | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Terrance & Phillip lunch box | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Terrance & Phillip lunch box | Small Butane Torch (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Terrance & Phillip lunch box | Shit Nugget | - | o | ||||
| Sewers | Backpack on catwalk | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Backpack on catwalk | Mud (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Backpack on catwalk | Cardboard Roll | $0.20 | |||||
| Sewers | Backpack on catwalk | TV Award | $0.70 | |||||
| Sewers | Grate on wall | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate on wall | TV Award | $0.70 | |||||
| Sewers | Grate on wall | Shit Nugget | - | o | ||||
| Sewers | Loot bag behind breakable wall | Cash | $1.25 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Loot bag behind breakable wall | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Loot bag behind breakable wall | Cardboard Roll | $0.20 | |||||
| Sewers | Loot bag behind breakable wall | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate on wall across bridge | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate on wall across bridge | Shit Nugget | - | o | ||||
| Sewers | Grate on wall across bridge | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Sewers | Loot bag to the left of ladder | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Loot bag to the left of ladder | Rusty Pipe | $0.25 | |||||
| Sewers | Loot bag to the left of ladder | Damien Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | . | |||
| Sewers | Loot bag to the left of ladder | Pentagram Tattoo (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Backpack down side path | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Backpack down side path | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Backpack down side path | Guinea Pig Costume | $0.60 | |||||
| Sewers | Loot bag near breakable rock | Batframe Glasses (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Loot bag near breakable rock | Grandpa Vampire Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Loot bag near breakable rock | Goth Skull Makeup (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Loot bag near breakable rock | Exoskeleton Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Loot bag near breakable rock | Cash | $5.00 | o | ||||
| Sewers | Behind breakable boulder (Use Nagasaki) | Biebersaurus (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Sewers | Treasure chest near Crab Person | Crab Helmet (Head) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Sewers | Treasure chest near Crab Person | Crab Carapace (Body) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Sewers | Treasure chest near Crab Person | Crab Pincers (Hands) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Sewers | Treasure chest near Crab Person | Jellyfish (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o |
South Park Gazette
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Office | File cabinet near door | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Office | File cabinet near door | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Office | Cabinet with magazines | Generic Glasses (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Office | Inside of vent | Accountafish (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Office | Gnome bag inside vent | Imperial Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Office | Gnome bag inside vent | Broken Gnome Pick | $0.30 | |||||
| Office | Gnome bag inside vent | Fencing Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o |
Post Office
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lobby | Blue cabinet near door | White Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Blue cabinet near door | 50’s Shades (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Blue cabinet near door | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Unlocked P.O. Box | News Office Key | - | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Unlocked P.O. Box | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Unlocked P.O. Box | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Behind Counter | Chest against back wall | Cash | $3.00 | o | ||||
| Behind Counter | Chest against back wall | Mana Potion (Large) | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Behind Counter | Chest against back wall | Afghani Goat | $4.00 | |||||
| Behind Counter | Chest against back wall | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Behind Counter | Domestic mail basket | Mr. Slave’s Package | - | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Mackey’s PO Box | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Mackey’s PO Box | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Lobby | Mackey’s PO Box | Backdoor Sluts 9 | $0.90 | |||||
| Lobby | Mackey’s PO Box | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Lobby | Mackey’s PO Box | Small Battery (Strap-on) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Chef’s Old PO Box | Violet Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Chef’s Old PO Box | Cash | $3.50 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Chef’s Old PO Box | Fro Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Chef’s Old PO Box | Iron Skewers (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o |
Business Office
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lobby | Black dresser under picture | Cash | $3.00 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Black dresser under picture | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Black dresser under picture | Buzz Cut (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Black dresser under picture | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o |
Tom’s Rhinoplasty
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lobby | Desk beneath picture of the ‘Hoff. | Business Office Key | - | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Desk beneath picture of the ‘Hoff. | Bob Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Vent beneath magazine rack | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Vent beneath magazine rack | Wad of Web | $0.10 | |||||
| Lobby | Dresser with nose sculpture | Retro Glam Makeup (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o |
Bank
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lobby | File cabinet | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Lobby | File cabinet | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Lobby | File cabinet | Margaritaville Deluxe Margarita Blender | $0.90 | |||||
| Behind Counter | Loot bag (use Gnome Dust to access) | Cash | $3.00 | o | ||||
| Behind Counter | Loot bag (use Gnome Dust to access) | Golden Ticket (Patch) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Behind Counter | Loot bag (use Gnome Dust to access) | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Behind Counter | Loot bag (use Gnome Dust to access) | Space Cash | $1.00 |
Kids’ Park
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pirate Ship | Lunchbox at the bow of the ship | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Pirate Ship | Lunchbox at the bow of the ship | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Pirate Ship | Lunchbox at the bow of the ship | Long Hair Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Pirate Ship | Backpack in crow’s nest | Skull Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Pirate Ship | Backpack in crow’s nest | The Mexican Staring Frog | $1.20 | |||||
| Pirate Ship | Green toolbox at the stern of the ship | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Pirate Ship | Green toolbox at the stern of the ship | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o |
Mr. Slave’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Living Room | Liquor cabinet | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Liquor cabinet | S’mores Schnapps | $0.50 | |||||
| Bedroom | Dresser | Small Locket | $0.80 | |||||
| Bedroom | Dresser | Anchor Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Bedroom | Loot bag behind floor screen | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| Bedroom | Loot bag behind floor screen | Torn Condom | $0.07 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Old Sponge | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under brown pot | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o |
Community Center
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bathroom | Toilet stall | Gophermon (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o |
Kevin Stoley’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Living Room | Desk near door | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Baseball Card | $0.10 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with clock | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under green pot | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Underpants | - | o | o | |||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Computer desk | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Computer desk | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Computer desk | Microchip | $0.40 | |||||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Dresser | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Dresser | Video Game | $0.80 | |||||
| Kevin Stoley’s Bedroom | Dresser | Klingon Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Stoley Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser with purple vase | Federation Badge (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Stoley Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser with purple vase | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Stoley Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser with lamp | Bald Cap (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Stoley Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser with lamp | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Stoley Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser with green vase | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Stoley Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser with green vase | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Stoley Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser with green vase | Microchip | $0.40 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Bathroom | Cabinet under sink | Crumpled Paper | $0.05 | |||||
| Bathroom | Cabinet under sink | Cardboard Roll | $0.20 |
Clyde’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Druid Crown (Head) | $2.00 | o | o | o |
Stan’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Druid Robes (Body) | $5.00 | o | o | |||
| Kitchen | Refrigerator | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Pan Flautist (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Second Floor | Desk under picture in hallway | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Second Floor | Desk under picture in hallway | Sarcastaball Trophy | $0.70 | |||||
| Second Floor | Desk with vase | Okama Gamesphere | $2.00 | |||||
| Second Floor | Desk with vase | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Underpants | - | o | o | |||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Dresser | Picture of Wendy | $0.50 | |||||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Dresser | Stan’s Mudbeard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Dresser | Sparky’s Leash | $0.30 | |||||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Dresser | Sea-Man Action Figure | $0.60 | |||||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Backpack | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Backpack | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Stan’s Bedroom | Backpack | STANground Scause | $0.40 | |||||
| Stan’s Parents’ Room | Nightstand with picture | Shake Weight | $0.70 | |||||
| Stan’s Parents’ Room | Nightstand with picture | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Stan’s Parents’ Room | Nightstand with lamp | The Sword of a Thousand Truths | $1.20 | |||||
| Stan’s Parents’ Room | Nightstand with lamp | Major Mustache (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Stan’s Parents’ Room | Nightstand with lamp | Medical Marijuana Card | $0.30 | |||||
| Stan’s Parents’ Room | Dresser | Underpants | - | o | o | |||
| Stan’s Parents’ Room | Dresser | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Stan’s Parents’ Room | Dresser | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Bathroom | Cabinet under sink | Old Sponge | $0.10 | |||||
| Bathroom | Cabinet under sink | Rusty Pipe | $0.25 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Cherokee Hair Tampon | $0.30 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Shelly’s Room | Nightstand | Toy Horse | $0.25 | |||||
| Shelly’s Room | Nightstand | Messy Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Shelly’s Room | Nightstand | Boy Band Photo | $0.10 | |||||
| Shelly’s Room | Dresser | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Shelly’s Room | Dresser | Charm Bracelet | $0.15 | |||||
| Shelly’s Room | Large Dresser | Stupid Spoiled Whore Doll | $0.20 | |||||
| Shelly’s Room | Large Dresser | Reach For The Skyler CD | $0.40 | |||||
| Shelly’s Room | Large Dresser | Sunshine Sparkle Stickers | $0.05 |
New Kid’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bedroom | Terrance & Phillip Bag | Baseball Card | $0.10 | |||||
| Bedroom | Terrance & Phillip Bag | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Counter with two boxes | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Pigtails Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Kitchen | Counter with coffee maker | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet left of mom | Eye Black (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet left of mom | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet under sink | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet under sink | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Desk with parents’ picture | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Desk with parents’ picture | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Desk with potted plant | Cloth Fragment | $0.10 | |||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand with clock | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand without clock | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand without clock | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand without clock | Crumpled Paper | $0.05 | |||||
| Upstairs Hallway | Desk with white lamp | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Upstairs Hallway | Desk with white lamp | Old Baseball Glove | $0.25 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Cash | $0.10 | o | ||||
| Bathroom | Sink cabinet | Old Sponge | $0.10 | |||||
| Bathroom | Sink cabinet | Rusty Pipe | $0.25 | |||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Surfer Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Yard | Bag next to house behind snow pile | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Yard | Bag next to house behind snow pile | Power Potion | $0.40 | o |
Butters’ House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Living Room | Table with flower vase | Cash | $0.15 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Table with flower vase | Inspector Butters’ Badge | $0.60 | |||||
| Living Room | Table with lamp | The Poop That Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Living Room | Table with lamp | The Poop That Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Living Room | Table with lamp | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with Butters’ family picture | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with Butters’ family picture | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with Butters’ family picture | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet | Spoiled Clamato Juice | $0.20 | |||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Upstairs Hallway | Desk with potted plant | Mahalo Rewards Card | $0.40 | |||||
| Upstairs Hallway | Desk with potted plant | DMV Literature | $0.40 | |||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | On the floor next to the toy shelf | Monkay (Chinpokomon) | o | o | ||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Star Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Hawaiian ID Card | $0.40 | |||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Nightstand with green lamp | Raisins Girl Picture | $0.35 | |||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Chaos Lair Key | - | o | o | |||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Chinballs (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Butters’ Bedroom | Dresser | Tap Shoes | $0.60 | |||||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser | Okama Gamesphere | $2.00 | |||||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand with white lamp | Stotch’s Garage Key | - | o | o | |||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand with white lamp | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Butters’ Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand with white lamp | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Soap on a Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Butters’ Creamy Goo | $0.50 | |||||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Pink Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Rusty Pipe | $0.25 | |||||
| Garage | Chest | Druid Gloves (Hands) | $1.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Garage | Chest | Wild Wacky Action Bike | $2.00 | |||||
| Garage | Terrance & Phillip Bag | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Garage | Terrance & Phillip Bag | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Garage | Terrance & Phillip Bag | Bangs (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o |
Tweek Bros. Coffee
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dining Room | Backpack inside cracked cabinet | Striped Straw | $0.05 | |||||
| Dining Room | Backpack inside cracked cabinet | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Dining Room | Backpack inside cracked cabinet | Striped Straw | $0.05 | |||||
| Back Room | Red toolbox | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Back Room | Red toolbox | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Back Room | Red toolbox | Bags (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Friar Gloves (Hands) | $1.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Friar Robes (Body) | $5.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Round Rim Shades (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o |
Kenny’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Fridge | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Fridge | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Chest | Wife Beater (Body) | $0.40 | o | o | o | ||
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Shelf | Tweek’s Special Delivery | - | o | o | |||
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Chest in the attic | Kenny’s Bloody Club (Melee) | $3.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Kenny’s Room | Nightstand | Cash | $0.05 | o | ||||
| Kenny’s Room | Nightstand | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Kenny’s Room | Nightstand | NASCAR Members Club ID | $0.30 | |||||
| Kenny’s Room | Nightstand | BFF Necklace | $0.40 | |||||
| Kenny’s Room | Black chest | Rosy Cheeks (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Kenny’s Room | Black chest | Toy Horse | $0.25 | |||||
| Kenny’s Room | Black chest | Purity Ring | $0.50 | |||||
| Kenny’s Room | Dresser | Coffin Glasses (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Kenny’s Room | Dresser | Alabama Man | $0.50 | |||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Cash | $0.05 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | White Trash in Trouble VHS | $0.60 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | “Guzunga’s” Gentleman’s Magazine | $0.70 | |||||
Token’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Front Gate | Loot bag near security shack | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Friar Cap (Head) | $2.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Token Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Barry Bonds Bat | $0.70 | |||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Okama Gamesphere | $2.00 | |||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Bass Guitar | $1.00 | |||||
| Garage | Chest in the attic | Lion King DVD | $0.50 | |||||
| Front Yard | Backpack behind the bushes | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Front Yard | Backpack behind the bushes | Faith +1 CD | $0.40 | |||||
| Front Yard | Backpack behind the bushes | Picture of Nichole | $0.15 | |||||
| Front Yard | Backpack behind the bushes | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Front Yard | On the second floor window sill | Velocirapstar (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Rooftop | Chest inside of chimney | Squire Armor (Body) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Rooftop | Chest inside of chimney | Longflip Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Rooftop | Chest inside of chimney | Wooden Grip (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o |
Cartman’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Living Room | Desk near door | Evil Cartman Goatee (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Cartman’s Garage Key | - | o | o | |||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Desk near door | Okama Gamesphere | $2.00 | |||||
| Kitchen | Kitchen cabinet under orange pot | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Underpants | - | o | o | |||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Black Thunder | $0.60 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Purple Passion | $0.40 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand under clock | Jack Rabbit | $0.40 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | Crack Pipe | $0.30 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | Blunt Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | Purple Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | Antonio Banderas Love Doll | $0.70 | |||||
| Mrs. Cartman’s Room | Nightstand with dildo on top | The Milkman | $0.50 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Faith +1 CD | $0.40 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Super Phun Thyme Tickets | $0.30 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Dresser under poster | Brad Pitt Survival Gear Kit | $1.20 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | “Fatty Doo Doo” DVD | $0.80 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Crank Prank Time Phone | $1.60 | |||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Double Chin (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Cartman’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Coon Poster | $0.25 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Cherokee Hair Tampon | $0.30 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | AIDS | $0.60 | |||||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Packet of Sea People | $0.70 | |||||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Bathroom | Sink Cabinet | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Garage | On Floor | Pengin (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Garage | Chest | Gray Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Garage | Chest | Wizard Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o |
School (First Visit)
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Lobby | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | Tuft of Ginger Pubic Hair (Strap-on) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Lobby | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | GSM Button | $0.05 | |||||
| Lobby | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| First Hallway | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| First Hallway | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| First Hallway | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| First Hallway | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Toy Truck | $0.20 | |||||
| First Hallway | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| First Hallway | Second locker, bottom row | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| First Hallway | Second locker, bottom row | “What Happened To My School?” | $1.00 | |||||
| First Hallway | Second locker, bottom row | Highlighter | $0.80 | |||||
| First Hallway | Second locker, bottom row | Glee Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| First Hallway | Ceiling Vent | Poodlesaurus Rex (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| First Hallway | Hall Monitor Locker | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| First Hallway | Hall Monitor Locker | Mace of Restoration (Melee) | $4.40 | o | o | o | ||
| First Hallway | Hall Monitor Locker | Safety Scissors | $0.20 | |||||
| First Hallway | Hall Monitor Locker | Black Eye (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Second Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor outside office | Ginger Freckles (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Second Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor outside office | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Second Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor outside office | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Second Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor outside office | Bottle of Sunscreen | $0.20 | |||||
| Second Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor outside office | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Hallway by Faculty Lounge | First locker, bottom row | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Faculty Lounge | First locker, bottom row | Bottle of Sunscreen | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway by Faculty Lounge | First locker, bottom row | Safety Scissors | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway by Faculty Lounge | First locker, bottom row | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Faculty Lounge | First locker, bottom row | Ginger Fro (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Janitor’s Room | Desk Drawer | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Janitor’s Room | Desk Drawer | Healer’s Patch (Patch) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Janitor’s Room | Desk Drawer | Bottle of Sunscreen | $0.20 | |||||
| Janitor’s Room | Desk Drawer | GSM Button | $0.05 | |||||
| Janitor’s Room | Desk Drawer | Ginger Bowltop (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Loot - Ginger Hall Security | Dodgeball (Ranged) | $3.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Loot - Ginger Hall Security | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Loot - Ginger Hall Security | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Loot - Ginger Hall Security | GSM Button | $0.05 | |||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Loot - Ginger Hall Security | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Cash | $0.15 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Ike’s Love Drawing | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Phillip Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | “What Happened To My School?” | $1.00 | |||||
| Hallway by Principal’s Office | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | Glass Shard (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Faculty Lounge | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Faculty Lounge | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | Bottle of Sunscreen | $0.20 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Filing Cabinet | Cash | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Faculty Lounge | Filing Cabinet | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Filing Cabinet | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Filing Cabinet | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Filing Cabinet | The Hammer | $0.80 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Filing Cabinet | Backdoor Tickler | $0.40 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Cabinet with potted plant | Francis Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Faculty Lounge | Cabinet with potted plant | Cash | $0.10 | o | ||||
| Faculty Lounge | Cabinet with potted plant | Picture of Mr. Adler’s Fiance | $0.20 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Cabinet with potted plant | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Cabinet with potted plant | Five-Fingered Fister | $0.50 | |||||
| Faculty Lounge | Cabinet with potted plant | Strange Tamer | $0.60 | |||||
| Mackey’s Office | Brown cabinet with potted plant | Cash | $0.15 | o | ||||
| Mackey’s Office | Brown cabinet with potted plant | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Mackey’s Office | Brown cabinet with potted plant | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Mackey’s Office | Brown cabinet with potted plant | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Mackey’s Office | Cabinet with books | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Mackey’s Office | Cabinet with books | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Mackey’s Office | Cabinet with books | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Mackey’s Office | Filing Cabinet | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Mackey’s Office | Filing Cabinet | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Mackey’s Office | Mackey’s desk | Charms Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Mackey’s Office | Mackey’s desk | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Mackey’s Office | Mackey’s desk | Cheerleader’s Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Mackey’s Office | Mackey’s desk | Mr. Mackey’s Coffee Mug | $0.50 | |||||
| Mackey’s Office | Mackey’s desk | Intellilink Manual | $0.50 | |||||
| First Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor Boss | Hall Monitor Locker Key | - | o | o | |||
| First Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor Boss | Bubble Gum Wrapper (Patch) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| First Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor Boss | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| First Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor Boss | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| First Hallway | Loot - Ginger Hall Monitor Boss | Bottle of Sunscreen | $0.20 |
Jimmy’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Basement | Dryer | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Basement | Dryer | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Basement | Dryer | Small Needle (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Basement | Red Toolbox | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Basement | Red Toolbox | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Basement | Red Toolbox | Baseball Card | $0.10 | |||||
| Basement | Red Toolbox | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Basement | Red Toolbox | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sugar jar | Arrow Patch (Patch) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sugar jar | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sugar jar | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sugar jar | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Kitchen | Sink Cabinet | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Sink Cabinet | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Sink Cabinet | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Living Room | Loot - Elven Anti-Magician | Wood Elf Armor (Body) | o | o | o | |||
| Living Room | Loot - Elven Anti-Magician | Bartender ‘stache (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Living Room | Loot - Elven Anti-Magician | Slicked-back Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Living Room | Loot - Elven Anti-Magician | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Loot - Elven Anti-Magician | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Loot - Elven Anti-Magician | Old Baseball Glove | $0.25 | |||||
| Living Room | Loot - Elven Anti-Magician | Terrance Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with lamp | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Desk with lamp | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Desk with lamp | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Upstairs | Desk with clock | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Upstairs | Desk with clock | Jimmy’s Garage Key | - | o | o | |||
| Upstairs | Desk with clock | Wooden Crossguard (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Desk at the back of room | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Desk at the back of room | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand | Sparkly Heart Sticker (Strap-on) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Attic | Loot - Elven Defender | Wood Elf Gloves (Hands) | $2.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Attic | Loot - Elven Defender | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Attic | Loot bag | Bow and Arrow Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Attic | Loot bag | Cash | $1.75 | o | ||||
| Attic | Loot bag | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Attic | Loot bag | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Attic | Loot bag | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Attic | Loot bag | Terrance Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Attic | On the floor in the middle of the room | Roidrat (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Loot - Jimmy the Bard | Crutch of Weakness (Melee) | $4.40 | o | o | o | ||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Loot - Jimmy the Bard | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Loot - Jimmy the Bard | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Loot - Jimmy the Bard | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Loot - Jimmy the Bard | Terrance Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Loot - Jimmy the Bard | Phillip Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Loot - Jimmy the Bard | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Dresser with purple rock | Cash | $1.25 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Dresser with purple rock | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Dresser with purple rock | Elf Ear | $0.50 | |||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Dresser with purple rock | Video Game | $0.80 | |||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Treasure chest | Wood Elf Cap (Head) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Treasure chest | Cash | $5.00 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Treasure chest | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Treasure chest | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Treasure chest | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Jimmy’s Bedroom | Nightstand | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Garage | Treasure chest | Jester’s Cap (Head) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Garage | Treasure chest | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Garage | Treasure chest | Small Shield Sticker (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Garage | Treasure chest | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o |
UFO
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Probe Room | Chest in hidden room | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Probe Room | Chest in hidden room | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Probe Room | Chest in hidden room | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Probe Room | Chest in hidden room | Used Jaggon | $0.25 | |||||
| Probe Room | Chest in hidden room | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Probe Room | Chest near Randy | Alien Helmet (Head) | $2.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Probe Room | Chest near Randy | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Probe Room | Chest near Randy | Pinewood Derby Car | $0.40 | |||||
| Probe Room | Chest near Randy | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Empty Probe Room | Chest | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Empty Probe Room | Chest | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Empty Probe Room | Chest | Ice Cream | $0.15 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest near elevator, Main Room | Alien Suit (Body) | $5.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Engine Room | Chest near elevator, Main Room | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest near elevator, Main Room | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest near elevator, Main Room | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest near elevator, Main Room | Destroyed Laser Pistol | $1.00 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest on upper platform, Main Room | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest on upper platform, Main Room | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest on upper platform, Main Room | Used Jaggon | $0.25 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest on platform, Bottom Room | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest on platform, Bottom Room | Destroyed Laser Pistol | $1.00 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest on platform, Bottom Room | Rectal Photography Kit | $0.50 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind force field, Bottom Room | Alien Energy Crystal (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Engine Room | Chest behind force field, Bottom Room | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind force field, Bottom Room | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind force field, Bottom Room | Used Jaggon | $0.25 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind force field, Bottom Room | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Loot - Alien Guard, Upper Room | Alien Defensive Matrix (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Engine Room | Loot - Alien Guard, Upper Room | Space Cash | $1.00 | |||||
| Engine Room | Loot - Alien Guard, Upper Room | Glowing Crystal Fragment | $0.25 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest in hidden room, Use switch to access | Shattered Anal Probe (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Engine Room | Chest in hidden room, Use switch to access | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest in hidden room, Use switch to access | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest in hidden room, Use switch to access | Ice Cream | $0.15 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest in hidden room, Use switch to access | Space Cash | $1.00 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind door on far left, Upper Room | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind door on far left, Upper Room | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind door on far left, Upper Room | Space Cash | $1.00 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind door on far left, Upper Room | Ice Cream | $0.15 | |||||
| Engine Room | Chest behind door on far left, Upper Room | Biggest Douche Award | $0.80 | |||||
| Engine Room | Loot - Alien Chief of Security | Alien Gloves (Hands) | $1.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Engine Room | Loot - Alien Chief of Security | Space Cash | $1.00 | |||||
| Engine Room | Loot - Alien Chief of Security | Destroyed Laser Pistol | $1.00 | |||||
| Trash Area | Loot - Alien Conspiracy Hobo | Cash | $0.05 | o | ||||
| Trash Area | Loot - Alien Conspiracy Hobo | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Trash Area | Loot - Alien Conspiracy Hobo | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Trash Area | Loot - Alien Conspiracy Hobo | Broken Bottle | $0.10 | |||||
| Trash Area | Loot - Alien Conspiracy Hobo | Used Syringe | $0.35 | |||||
| Main Hallway | Chest | Alien Probe (Melee) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Main Hallway | Chest | Cult Pamphlet (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Main Hallway | Chest | Rectal Photography Kit | $0.50 | |||||
| Main Hallway | Chest | Space Cash | $1.00 | |||||
| Main Hallway | Chest | Destroyed Laser Pistol | $1.00 | |||||
| Cockpit | Chest near hologram | Ice Cream | $0.15 | |||||
| Cockpit | Chest near hologram | Baby Fark McGee-zax’s Broken Pistol | $1.20 | |||||
| Cockpit | Chest near hologram | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Cockpit | Chest near hologram | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Cockpit | Chest near hologram | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Cockpit | Chest near hologram | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Cockpit | On top of monitors | Beetlebot (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o |
Kyle’s House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Backyard | Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” (Fighter) | Warhammer (Melee) | $15.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Backyard | Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” (Mage) | Shocking Staff (Melee) | $12.60 | o | o | o | ||
| Backyard | Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” (Thief) | Assassin’s Dagger (Melee) | $14.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Backyard | Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” (Jew) | Holy Poker of the Faithful (Melee) | $11.80 | o | o | o | ||
| Backyard | Gnome bag in “King’s Forest” | Elven Archer Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Backyard | Gnome bag inside of “Spirit Cave” | Cash | $2.50 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Gnome bag inside of “Spirit Cave” | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Gnome bag inside of “Spirit Cave” | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Loot bag in treehouse tent | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Backyard | Loot bag in treehouse tent | Sky Blue Dye | - | o | o | |||
| Backyard | Bag by the base of tree | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Backyard | Bag by the base of tree | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Bag by the base of tree | Elvish Loyalty Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Backyard | Chest inside of purple tent (Fighter) | Warrior’s Axe (Melee) | $5.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Backyard | Chest inside of purple tent (Mage) | Ice Wand (Melee) | $4.80 | o | o | o | ||
| Backyard | Chest inside of purple tent (Thief) | Poignard (Melee) | $5.20 | o | o | o | ||
| Backyard | Chest inside of purple tent (Jew) | Izmel of the Faithful (Melee) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Backyard | Chest inside of purple tent | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Chest inside of purple tent | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Sink cabinet | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Sink cabinet | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Sink cabinet | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Ice Cube (Strap-on) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Living Room | Desk with Hebrew sign | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Living Room | Desk with Hebrew sign | Dreidel | $0.30 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with Hebrew sign | Popcorn Necklaces | $0.25 | |||||
| Living Room | Desk with Hebrew sign | Macaroni Pictures | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway | Desk under family portrait | Sidelocks (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway | Desk under family portrait | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Kyle’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Underpants | - | o | o | |||
| Kyle’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Kyle’s Bedroom | Nightstand | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kyle’s Bedroom | Dresser | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Kyle’s Bedroom | Dresser | Cyborg Bill Action Figure | $0.60 | |||||
| Kyle’s Bedroom | Dresser | Jew Scout Guide | $0.30 | |||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser under mirror | Canadian Adoption Papers | $0.30 | |||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser under mirror | Cash | $0.15 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Dresser under mirror | Broflovski Garage Key | - | o | o | |||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand under Kyle’s picture | Cash | $1.05 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Nightstand under Kyle’s picture | “What Are These Changes?” VHS | $0.40 | |||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Large Dresser | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Bedroom | Large Dresser | Barbarian Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Bathroom | Sink cabinet | Acne (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Bathroom | Sink cabinet | Ike’s Chewing Tobacco | $0.50 | |||||
| Bathroom | Sink cabinet | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Soap on a Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Cash | $0.10 | o | ||||
| Bathroom | Dresser with potted plant | Mr. Hankey Construction Set | $0.70 | |||||
| Garage | On the floor | Stegmata (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Garage | Red chest in the back | Kyle’s Muttonchops (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Garage | Red chest in the back | Small Magnet (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
Taco Bell Facility
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Front Gate | Terrance & Phillip backpack in van | Glowing Crystal Fragment | $0.25 | |||||
| Front Gate | Terrance & Phillip backpack in van | Destroyed Laser Pistol | $1.00 | |||||
| Front Gate | Terrance & Phillip backpack in van | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Front Gate | Terrance & Phillip backpack in van | Moon Rock (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Front Gate | Chest on rooftop | Stone Hammer (Melee) | $17.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Front Gate | Chest on rooftop | Rusty Pipe | $0.25 | |||||
| Facility Interior | Loot - Nazi Zombie | Pentagram Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Facility Interior | Loot - Nazi Zombie | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Facility Interior | Loot - Nazi Zombie | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Facility Interior | Loot - Nazi Zombie | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Facility Interior | Loot - Nazi Zombie | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the right | SWAT Vest (Body) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the right | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the right | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the right | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the left | SWAT Tactical Gloves (Hands) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the left | SWAT Armored Headgear (Head) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the left | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the left | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Facility Interior | SWAT team member on the left | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Conference Room | Cabinet on right side of room | Cash | $1.10 | o | ||||
| Conference Room | Cabinet on right side of room | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Conference Room | Cabinet on right side of room | Tesla Coil (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Conference Room | Cabinet on left side of room | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Conference Room | Cabinet on left side of room | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Conference Room | Cabinet on left side of room | Flat Top Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Conference Room | On top of cabinet on left side of room | Gunrilla (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Conference Room | On table | Recording Device | - | o | o | |||
School (Side with Humans)
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near gate | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near gate | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near window | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near window | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near window | Elf Ear | $0.50 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near dumpster | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near dumpster | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near dumpster | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near stairs | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near stairs | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near Henrietta | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near Henrietta | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near Michael | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near Michael | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Kitchen | Inside of oven (use Cup a Spell) | Donkeytron (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Cafeteria Fraiche | $0.15 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Fish Sticks | $0.30 | |||||
| Kitchen | Terrance & Phillip Backpack | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Terrance & Phillip Backpack | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Kitchen | Terrance & Phillip Backpack | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Dead kid | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Dead kid | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Kitchen | Dead kid | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Lunch Line | Fridge | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Lunch Line | Fridge | Fish Sticks | $0.30 | |||||
| Lunch Line | Pantry behind piles of trash | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lunch Line | Pantry behind piles of trash | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lunch Line | Pantry behind piles of trash | Chef’s Skewer (Strap-on) | $1.40 | o | o | |||
| Lunch Line | Pantry behind piles of trash | Chef’s Old PO Box Key | - | o | o | |||
| Lunch Line | Terrance & Phillip Lunchbox | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Lunch Line | Terrance & Phillip Lunchbox | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Behind the lunch menu | Flame Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Basketball (Ranged) | $3.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Safety Scissors | $0.20 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (left) | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (left) | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (left) | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (left) | Fractured Slingshot | $0.30 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (right) | Terrance Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (right) | Video Game | $0.80 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (right) | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (right) | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Boxing Badge (Patch) | $1.50 | o | o | |||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Toy Truck | $0.20 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Bruiser | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Priest | Necromancer Gloves (Hands) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Priest | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Priest | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Priest | Terrance Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - Elven Priest | Baseball Card | $0.10 | |||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot - Giant Rat | Claw Marks (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway Vent | Loot - Giant Rat | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot - Giant Rat | Needle-sharp Fang | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | South Park Cows Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | “What Happened To My School?” | $1.00 | |||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag on pipe | Snowball Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Toy Truck | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Basement | Loot - Nazi Zombie Kommandant | Daywalker’s Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Basement | Loot - Nazi Zombie Kommandant | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Basement | Loot - Nazi Zombie Kommandant | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Basement | Loot bag under stairs | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Basement | Loot bag under stairs | Rock Candy Wrapper (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Basement | Loot bag under stairs | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Basement | Loot bag under stairs | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (1) | Necromancer Robes (Body) | $15.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (1) | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (1) | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (1) | Bottle of Sunscreen | $0.20 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Zombie Flesh (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Sunbrella | $0.40 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (2) | Zombie Flesh (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (2) | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (2) | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (2) | GSM Button | $0.05 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot bag under the exit | Battery label (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Tunnels | Loot bag under the exit | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot bag under the exit | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot bag under the exit | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Boiler Room | Red toolbox | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Boiler Room | Red toolbox | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Boiler Room | Red toolbox | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Boiler Room | Red toolbox | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of door | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of door | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of door | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Battered Shield | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Fractured Slingshot | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | Video Game | $0.80 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to Principal’s Office | Clover Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to Principal’s Office | Stupid Spoiled Whore Doll | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to Principal’s Office | Charm Bracelet | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to Principal’s Office | Girls’ List | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to exit | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to exit | Phillip Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to exit | “What Happened To My School?” | $1.00 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to exit | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Stan | Slashing Blade of the Ranger (Melee) | $9.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Stan | Sword Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Stan | Cash | $1.25 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Stan | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Stan | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Stan | Terrance Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Stan | Video Game | $0.80 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Elf Ear | $0.40 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near the stairs | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near the stairs | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near the stairs | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near the stairs | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of “Go Cows!” lockers | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of “Go Cows!” lockers | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of “Go Cows!” lockers | Elf Ear | $0.50 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Moon Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Boy Band Photo | $0.10 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Charm Bracelet | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Girls’ List | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Necromancer Hood (Head) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - Elven Bruiser | Old Baseball Glove | $0.25 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker to the right of the stairs | Pterdaken (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (1) | Elf Ear | $0.50 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (1) | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (1) | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (2) | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (2) | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (2) | Shattered Arrow | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Baseball Card | $0.10 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Falsetto Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | Safety Scissors | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | Preppy Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Sink cabinet | Tribal Tattoo (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Sink cabinet | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Sink cabinet | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Sink cabinet | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Large cabinet | Totally Metal Mohawk (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Large cabinet | Drill Bit (Strap-on) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Large cabinet | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Large cabinet | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | File cabinet | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | File cabinet | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | File cabinet | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | File cabinet | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest (Fighter) | Laser Sword (Melee) | $11.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest (Mage) | Star Wand (Melee) | $9.20 | o | o | o | ||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest (Thief) | Sword Breaker (Melee) | $10.20 | o | o | o | ||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest (Jew) | Sica Dagger of the Faithful (Melee) | $8.40 | o | o | o | ||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | Ninja Sticker (Strap-on) | $3.00 | o | o | |||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
School (Side with Elves)
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near gate | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near gate | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near window | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near window | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near window | Fractured Slingshot | $0.30 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near window | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near dumpster | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near dumpster | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near dumpster | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near stairs | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near stairs | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near Henrietta | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near Henrietta | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near Michael | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Loading Dock | Dead kid near Michael | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Kitchen | Inside of oven (use Cup a Spell) | Donkeytron (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Cafeteria Fraiche | $0.15 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under microwave | Fish Sticks | $0.30 | |||||
| Kitchen | Terrance & Phillip Backpack | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Terrance & Phillip Backpack | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Kitchen | Terrance & Phillip Backpack | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Kitchen | Dead kid | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Dead kid | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Kitchen | Dead kid | Battered Shield | $0.35 | |||||
| Lunch Line | Fridge | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Lunch Line | Fridge | Fish Sticks | $0.30 | |||||
| Lunch Line | Pantry behind piles of trash | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lunch Line | Pantry behind piles of trash | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lunch Line | Pantry behind piles of trash | Chef’s Skewer (Strap-on) | $1.40 | o | o | |||
| Lunch Line | Pantry behind piles of trash | Chef’s Old PO Box Key | - | o | o | |||
| Lunch Line | Terrance & Phillip Lunchbox | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Lunch Line | Terrance & Phillip Lunchbox | Fork | $0.10 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Behind the lunch menu | Flame Patch | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Basketball (Ranged) | $3.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid near trashcan | Safety Scissors | $0.20 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (left) | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (left) | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (left) | Elf Ear | $0.50 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (right) | Terrance Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (right) | Video Game | $0.80 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (right) | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Dead kid under table (right) | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Soldier | Boxing Badge (Patch) | $1.50 | o | o | |||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Soldier | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Soldier | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Soldier | Battered Shield | $0.35 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Soldier | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Abbot | Necromancer Gloves (Hands0 | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Abbot | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Abbot | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Abbot | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Cafeteria | Loot - KKK Abbot | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot - Giant Rat | Claw Marks (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway Vent | Loot - Giant Rat | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot - Giant Rat | Needle-sharp Fang | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | South Park Cows Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | “What Happened To My School?” | $1.00 | |||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway Vent | Loot bag on pipe | Snowball Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Toy Car | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Toy Truck | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway after Cafeteria | Locker behind barricade | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Basement | Loot - Nazi Zombie Kommandant | Daywalker’s Patch (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Basement | Loot - Nazi Zombie Kommandant | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Basement | Loot - Nazi Zombie Kommandant | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Basement | Loot bag under stairs | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Basement | Loot bag under stairs | Rock Candy Wrapper (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Basement | Loot bag under stairs | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Basement | Loot bag under stairs | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | Cash | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Tunnels | Red toolbox on catwalk | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (1) | Necromancer Robes (Body) | $15.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (1) | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (1) | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (1) | Bottle of Sunscreen | $0.20 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Zombie Flesh (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Oberleutnant | Sunbrella | $0.40 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (2) | Zombie Flesh (Strap-on) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (2) | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (2) | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot - Nazi Zombie Ginger Feldwebel (2) | GSM Button | $0.05 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot bag under the exit | Battery label (Patch) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Tunnels | Loot bag under the exit | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Tunnels | Loot bag under the exit | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Tunnels | Loot bag under the exit | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Boiler Room | Red toolbox | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Boiler Room | Red toolbox | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Boiler Room | Red toolbox | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Boiler Room | Red toolbox | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of door | Cash | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of door | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of door | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Torn Cloak Fragment | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of overturned chair | Elf Ear | $0.50 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | Video Game | $0.80 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Dead kid in front of Bull-etins Board | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to Principal’s Office | Clover Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to Principal’s Office | Stupid Spoiled Whore Doll | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to Principal’s Office | Charm Bracelet | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to Principal’s Office | Girls’ List | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to exit | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to exit | Phillip Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to exit | “What Happened To My School?” | $1.00 | |||||
| Hallway after Basement | Locker next to exit | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Lobby | Terrance & Phillip bag on upper walkway | Marker | $0.10 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Butters (Side with Elves) | Butters’ Hammer of Storms (Melee) | $9.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Butters (Side with Elves) | Sword Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Butters (Side with Elves) | Cash | $1.25 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Butters (Side with Elves) | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Butters (Side with Elves) | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Butters (Side with Elves) | Phillip Action Figure | $0.30 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Loot - Butters (Side with Elves) | Video Game | $0.80 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Battered Shield | $0.35 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near water fountain | Fractured Slingshot | $0.30 | |||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near the stairs | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near the stairs | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near the stairs | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Miniboss Hall | Dead kid near the stairs | Battered Shield | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of “Go Cows!” lockers | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of “Go Cows!” lockers | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of “Go Cows!” lockers | Fractured Slingshot | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of “Go Cows!” lockers | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Moon Facepaint (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Boy Band Photo | $0.10 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Charm Bracelet | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Girls’ List | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker under “Go Cows” banner | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - KKK Soldier / | Necromancer Hood (Head) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - KKK Soldier / | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - KKK Soldier / | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - KKK Soldier / | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - KKK Soldier / | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Loot - KKK Soldier / | Battered Shield | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker to the right of the stairs | Pterdaken (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (1) | Torn Bed Sheet | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (1) | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (1) | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (1) | Fractured Slingshot | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (2) | Battered Shield | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (2) | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Dead kid in front of lockers (2) | Jump Rope | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Baseball Card | $0.10 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Boys bathroom | Falsetto Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | Cash | $0.25 | o | ||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | Safety Scissors | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Hallway at top of Stairs | Locker near Preschool classroom | Preppy Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Sink cabinet | Tribal Tattoo (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Sink cabinet | School Book | $0.40 | |||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Sink cabinet | Turd Sandwich Ballot | $0.15 | |||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Sink cabinet | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Large cabinet | Totally Metal Mohawk (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Large cabinet | Drill Bit (Strap-on) | $1.00 | o | o | |||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Large cabinet | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Fifth Grade Classroom | Large cabinet | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | File cabinet | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | File cabinet | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | File cabinet | Empty Glue Bottle | $0.05 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | File cabinet | Highlighter | $0.08 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest (Fighter) | Laser Sword (Melee) | $11.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest (Mage) | Star Wand (Melee) | $9.20 | o | o | o | ||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest (Thief) | Sword Breaker (Melee) | $10.20 | o | o | o | ||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest (Jew) | Sica Dagger of the Faithful (Melee) | $8.40 | o | o | o | ||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | Ninja Sticker (Strap-on) | $3.00 | o | o | |||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | Calculator | $0.60 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Fourth Grade Classroom | Treasure chest | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o |
Gnome Chase
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Your Bedroom | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Gnome Gloves (Hands) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Your Bedroom | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Miner’s Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Your Bedroom | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Your Bedroom | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Torn Underpants | $0.20 | |||||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack above mousetrap | Gnome Helmet (Head) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack above mousetrap | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack above mousetrap | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack above mousetrap | Torn Underpants | $0.20 | |||||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack above mousetrap | Super Bouncy Ball! (Ranged) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack near fuse box | Gnome Clothes (Body) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack near fuse box | Torn Underpants | $0.20 | |||||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack near fuse box | Gnome Pickaxe Head (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack after rats | Gnome Pickaxe (Melee) | $13.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack after rats | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| Inside Wall | Gnome pack after rats | Ripped Boot | $0.20 | |||||
| Parents’ Room | Jewelry box | Small Locket | $0.80 | |||||
| Parents’ Room | Jewelry box | Cash | $1.25 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Room | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Underpants “Helmet” (Head) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Parents’ Room | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Don’t Tread on Me Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Parents’ Room | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Room | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Parents’ Room | Loot - Gnome Conjuror | Ripped Boot | $0.20 |
Unplanned Parenthood
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lobby | White cabinet | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Lobby | White cabinet | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Lobby | White cabinet | Big Mamba Condoms | $0.50 | |||||
| Lobby | White cabinet | Lil’ Minis Condoms | $0.30 | |||||
| Lobby | Red toolbox | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Lobby | Red toolbox | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Lobby | Red toolbox | Fractured Bulb | $0.20 | |||||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the waiting room sign | Used Syringe | $0.35 | |||||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the waiting room sign | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the waiting room sign | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the waiting room sign | Big Mamba Condoms | $0.50 | |||||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the clock | IV Needle (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the clock | Mana Potion (Small) | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the clock | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the clock | Poison Grenades (Ranged) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Hallway | Cabinet under the clock | Lil’ Minis Condoms | $0.30 | |||||
| Records Room | Filing cabinet on the left | No. 2 Pencil | $0.05 | |||||
| Records Room | Filing cabinet on the left | Used Syringe | $0.35 | |||||
| Records Room | Filing cabinet on the left | USB Drive | $0.50 | |||||
| Records Room | Filing cabinet on the right | Crumpled Paper | $0.05 | |||||
| Records Room | Filing cabinet on the right | Biohazard Tattoo (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Records Room | Filing cabinet on the right | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Crawlspace | Gnome bag | Master Razor (Melee) | $22.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Crawlspace | Gnome bag | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Crawlspace | Gnome bag | Broken Gnome Pick | $0.30 | |||||
| Operating Room | Cabinet under poster | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Operating Room | Cabinet under poster | Wire Hangar (Strap-on) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Cabinet near waste disposal sign | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Cabinet near waste disposal sign | Wad of Liposuction Fat (Strap-on) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Cabinet near waste disposal sign | Used Syringe | $0.35 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Cabinet near waste disposal sign | Blob of Stem Cells | $0.60 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Gnome bag on beam | Torn Underpants | $0.20 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Gnome bag on beam | Old Dutch Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Gnome bag on beam | Glowing Goo | $0.35 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Cabinet behind dead soldier | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Cabinet behind dead soldier | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Cabinet behind dead soldier | Lil’ Minis Condoms | $0.30 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 1 | Cabinet behind dead soldier | Side Swept Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Bag in rubble | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Bag in rubble | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Bag in rubble | Charm Bracelet | $0.15 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Bag in rubble | Sunshine Sparkle Stickers | $0.05 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Gnome bag inside pipe | Used Syringe | $0.35 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Gnome bag inside pipe | Jesus Loves Me Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Under the bridge picture | Fetuswami (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o | |||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Cabinet under the waiting room sign | Used Syringe | $0.35 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Cabinet under the waiting room sign | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Cabinet under the waiting room sign | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Destroyed Hallway 2 | Cabinet under the waiting room sign | Big Mamba Condoms | $0.50 |
Photo-Dojo
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Photo Studio | Large cabinet | Cash | $0.10 | o | ||||
| Photo Studio | Large cabinet | NAMBLA Calendar | $0.50 | |||||
| Photo Studio | Large cabinet | High Voltage Warning Label (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Photo Studio | Large cabinet | “The Spirit of Christmas” Film Reel | $0.80 |
Canada
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overworld | Chest on the northern island | Barbarian Mullet (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Overworld | Chest on the northern island | A bowl of Kraft Dinner | $0.50 | |||||
| Overworld | Chest on the northern island | Canadian Gemstone | $0.60 | |||||
| Overworld | Chest on the northern island | Frozen Maple Syrup (Strap-on) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Overworld | Chest on the northern island | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Overworld | Chest on the northern island | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Ottawa | Royal Castle - Chest in gift shop | Canadian Gemstone | $0.60 | |||||
| Ottawa | Royal Castle - Chest in gift shop | Joy Buzzer (Strap-on) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Ottawa | Royal Castle - Chest in gift shop | Spoiled Royal Pudding | $0.50 | |||||
| Ottawa | Royal Castle - Chest in gift shop | Mana Potion (Large) | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Banff | Church - Chest behind locked door | Discus of Bleeding (Ranged) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Banff | Church - Chest behind locked door | Positive Queefy Sore Test | $0.30 | |||||
| Banff | Church - Chest behind locked door | Ranger Patch (Patch) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Banff | Church - Chest behind locked door | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Banff | Church - Chest behind locked door | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Banff | Church - Chest behind locked door | “What Are These Changes?” VHS | $0.40 | |||||
| Vancouver | Royal Castle - Chest behind breakable wall | Lumberjack Beard (Facial Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Vancouver | Royal Castle - Chest behind breakable wall | Serrated Axe of Rending (Melee) | $14.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Vancouver | Royal Castle - Chest behind breakable wall | Dire Heart | $0.15 | |||||
| Vancouver | Royal Castle - Chest behind breakable wall | Barbarian Helmet (Head) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Vancouver | Royal Castle - Chest behind breakable wall | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Vancouver | Royal Castle - Chest behind breakable wall | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Catacombs of Quebec | Loot - Dire Snake (1) | Frozen Skull Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Catacombs of Quebec | Loot - Dire Snake (1) | Cash (Canadian) | $1.11 | o | ||||
| Catacombs of Quebec | Loot - Dire Snake (2) | Barbarian Patch (Patch) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Catacombs of Quebec | Loot - Dire Snake (2) | Cash (Canadian) | $2.48 | o | ||||
| Catacombs of Quebec | Treasure chest | Canadian Treasure | $5.00 | |||||
| Catacombs of Quebec | Treasure chest | Dire Heart | $0.15 | |||||
| Catacombs of Quebec | Treasure chest | Barbarian Armor (Body) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Catacombs of Quebec | Treasure chest | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o |
Pleases and Sparkles Club
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Clubhouse | Chest near Jessie | Valkyrie Headband (Head) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Clubhouse | Chest near Jessie | Valkyrie Armor (Body) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Clubhouse | Chest near Jessie | Valkyrie Gloves (Hands) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Clubhouse | On floor in front of chest | Mouse-tik (Chinpokomon) | - | o | o |
Mr. Slave’s Ass
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Large Intestine | Loot - Nazi Zombie Bacteria near phone | Vibroblade (Melee) | $33.80 | o | o | o | ||
| Large Intestine | Loot - Nazi Zombie Bacteria near phone | Fungus Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Large Intestine | Loot - Nazi Zombie Bacteria near phone | Cash | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Large Intestine | Loot - Nazi Zombie Bacteria near phone | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Large Intestine | Loot - Nazi Zombie Bacteria near phone | Armband | $0.30 | |||||
| Large Intestine | Loot - Nazi Zombie Bacteria near phone | Glowing Goo | $0.35 | |||||
| Large Intestine | Loot bag near phone | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Large Intestine | Loot bag near phone | Mana Potion (Large) | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Large Intestine | Loot bag near phone | Strength Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Large Intestine | Chest near flashlight | Cash | $1.10 | o | ||||
| Large Intestine | Chest near flashlight | Condom Cap (Head) | $4.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Large Intestine | Chest near flashlight | Ghost Pepper (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| Large Intestine | Loot - SWAT Marksman | Tactical Armor Pad (Patch) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Large Intestine | Loot - SWAT Marksman | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Large Intestine | Loot - SWAT Marksman | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Large Intestine | Loot - SWAT Marksman | The Poop that Took a Pee | $0.60 | |||||
| Stomach | Loot bag | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Stomach | Loot bag | Brown Badge of Courage (Patch) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Stomach | Loot bag | Torn Condom | $0.07 |
Clyde’s Fortress
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Backyard | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Backyard | Terrance & Phillip backpack | Brutish Wig (Hair) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Gnome Tunnel | Gnome bag | Cash | $0.75 | o | ||||
| Gnome Tunnel | Gnome bag | Gnome Teeth | $0.10 | |||||
| Gnome Tunnel | Gnome bag | Dairy Council Patch (Patch) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Gnome Tunnel | Gnome bag | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| First Level | Chest inside the Armory | Lawn Dart (Ranged) | $19.00 | o | o | o | ||
| First Level | Chest inside the Armory | Cash | $0.35 | o | ||||
| First Level | Chest inside the Armory | Spiked Wristband | $0.15 | |||||
| First Level | Chest inside the Armory | Screwdriver | $0.30 | |||||
| First Level | Chest inside the Armory | Berserker Patch (Patch) | $2.00 | o | o | |||
| First Level | Loot - Savage | Knight Gauntlets (Hands) | $7.00 | o | o | o | ||
| First Level | Loot - Savage | Cash | $0.90 | o | ||||
| First Level | Loot - Savage | Spiked Wristband | $0.15 | |||||
| First Level | Loot - Savage | Old Baseball Glove | $0.25 | |||||
| Third Level | Loot - Demolisher | Lightning Rod (Strap-on) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Third Level | Loot - Demolisher | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Third Level | Loot - Demolisher | Health Potion (Large) | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Third Level | Loot - Demolisher | Broken Chain | $0.10 | |||||
| Third Level | Chest in the right spire | Cash | $0.50 | o | ||||
| Third Level | Chest in the right spire | Clyde’s Rulebook | $0.30 | |||||
| Third Level | Chest in the right spire | Mana Potion (Large) | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Third Level | Chest in the right spire | Knight Helmet (Head) | $10.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Third Level | Bag in the left spire | Shard of the Dark Lord’s Crown (Strap-on) | $4.00 | o | o | |||
| Third Level | Bag in the left spire | Revive Potion | $0.60 | o | ||||
| Third Level | Bag in the left spire | Broken Chain | $0.10 | |||||
| Third Level | Bag in the left spire | Spiked Wristband | $0.15 | |||||
| Third Level | Bag in the left spire | Power Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Craig’s Room | Loot - Craig | Brimstone (Strap-on) | $6.00 | o | o | |||
| Craig’s Room | Loot - Craig | Cash | $1.25 | o | ||||
| Craig’s Room | Loot - Craig | Mana Potion | $1.00 | o | ||||
| Craig’s Room | Loot - Craig | Mana Potion (Large) | $1.50 | o | ||||
| Craig’s Room | Loot - Craig | Spiked Wristband | $0.15 | |||||
| Craig’s Room | Loot - Craig | Baseball Card | $0.10 | |||||
| Craig’s Room | Chest on the upper balcony | Knight Armor (Body) | $15.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Craig’s Room | Chest on the upper balcony | Clyde’s Rulebook | $0.30 | |||||
| Craig’s Room | Chest on the upper balcony | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Craig’s Room | Chest on the upper balcony | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Craig’s Room | Chest on the upper balcony | Cash | $2.50 | o |