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“AHGHGHGH! How am I supposed to do all this?! There’s no way, man! Starbucks has like eight employees!! Here it’s just me!!!” —Tweek |
SPOILER ALERT! Quest Breakdown Step 1: Head to Tweek Bros. coffee shop. Step 2: Speak with Mr. Tweek at the front counter. Step 3: Speak with Tweek in the back room. Step 4: See Kenny’s mom about Tweek’s special delivery. Step 5: Talk to the “nice people” in the McCormicks’ garage. Step 6: Defeat the Meth Heads. Step 7: Pick up the special delivery. Step 8: Return the delivery to Tweek. Step 9: Recruit Tweek for Kupa Keep and gain a friend. |
Follow your map of South Park to the Tweek Bros. coffee shop. Walk north until you come to the corner with the Bijou Theater. Turn right and you’ll find the coffee shop next door.
Speak with Mr. Tweek at the counter and he’ll yell back to his son, Tweek. You’ll find your first recruit in the employees-only room in the back. Tweek has so much work it’s driving him bat-shit crazy, but you can help.
Loot Table: Tweek Bros.
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dining Room | Backpack inside cracked cabinet | Striped Straw | $0.05 | |||||
| Dining Room | Backpack inside cracked cabinet | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Dining Room | Backpack inside cracked cabinet | Striped Straw | $0.05 | |||||
| Back Room | Red toolbox | Spoon | $0.10 | |||||
| Back Room | Red toolbox | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o | ||||
| Back Room | Red toolbox | Bags (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Friar Gloves (Hands) | $1.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Friar Robes (Body) | $5.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Round Rim Shades (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Power Potion (Large) | $2.40 | o | ||||
| Back Room | Chest on ledge | Speed Potion | $0.40 | o |
Loot Table: Tweek Bros. Coffee Shop
| Item Type | Item | Lvl | Buy Value | Sell Value |
| Consumable | Speed Potion Ultra | 0 | $15.00 | $3.00 |
| Consumable | Speed Potion | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Power Potion (Large) | 0 | $12.00 | $2.40 |
| Consumable | Power Potion | 0 | $2.00 | $0.40 |
| Consumable | Cure Potion | 0 | $1.00 | $0.20 |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Small) | 0 | $1.00 | $0.20 |
| Consumable | Health Potion (Large) | 0 | $5.00 | $1.00 |
Kenny’s House
Volunteer to pick up the “delivery” at Kenny’s house, which you’ll find on the same street as your house and Kupa Keep, but all the way past the tracks to the right. Kenny’s mom answers the door and directs you to the “nice people in the back.” Take the McCormick Garage Key and open the guest room in the garage.
Loot Table: Kenny's House
N = Not Junk / C = Collectable / Q = Quest Item / E = Equipment / D = Dye
| General Area | Location | Item | $$$ Value | N | C | Q | E | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Fridge | Cash | $2.00 | o | ||||
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Fridge | Health Potion (Small) | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Chest | Wife Beater (Body) | $0.40 | o | o | o | ||
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Shelf | Tweek’s Special Delivery | - | o | o | |||
| Meth Lab (Garage) | Chest in the attic | Kenny’s Bloody Club (Melee) | $3.00 | o | o | o | ||
| Kenny’s Room | Nightstand | Cash | $0.05 | o | ||||
| Kenny’s Room | Nightstand | Water Balloon | $0.30 | o | ||||
| Kenny’s Room | Nightstand | NASCAR Members Club ID | $0.30 | |||||
| Kenny’s Room | Nightstand | BFF Necklace | $0.40 | |||||
| Kenny’s Room | Black chest | Rosy Cheeks (Makeup) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Kenny’s Room | Black chest | Toy Horse | $0.25 | |||||
| Kenny’s Room | Black chest | Purity Ring | $0.50 | |||||
| Kenny’s Room | Dresser | Coffin Glasses (Eyewear) | $0.40 | o | o | |||
| Kenny’s Room | Dresser | Alabama Man | $0.50 | |||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Cure Potion | $0.20 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Fridge | Pubes | $0.05 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | Cash | $0.05 | o | ||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | White Trash in Trouble VHS | $0.60 | |||||
| Kitchen | Cabinet under sink | “Guzunga’s” Gentleman’s Magazine | $0.70 |
The Meth Heads out back think you’re the cops. This fight is more difficult than the previous ones: The Meth Heads have more HP and there’re three to beat down this time. Use some of your abilities that target multiple enemies, and take out any enemy whose hit points are low so they can’t whack you back. The two dudes have the same HP, but personally, we’d take out the guy with the plunger first.
Victory brings you some cash and consumables. Rifle through the bodies, the niche by the toolbox, and the refrigerator for more loot. To get Tweek’s Special Delivery, walk around the table and climb the ladder by the fridge. Knock down the hanging wood with an attack and descend the platform until you reach the paper bag. Pick it up and double-back to the hole in the back wall.
Take out your ranged weapon and shoot out the crumbling wall, which hides part of the ladder to the garage attic. Climb the ladder and open the loot bin on the right side to score Kenny’s Bloody Club—it’s great for adding extra damage if you can pull off Perfect Attacks.
Special Blend for All
Race back to Tweek Bros. and talk to Tweek in the back room again. His caffeine high seems to have worn off a little; he’s no longer a raving lunatic. Tweek thanks you for picking up the order, hands you the Tweek’s Brewmaster Stash Key, and gets permission from dad to join your group. Congrats! You’ve just doubled your friend total, dude.
Walk around the crap in the back room and climb the ladder up to the back ledge. Open the loot bin on the far left with the Tweek’s Brewmaster Stash Key and you’ll nab the Friar Gloves and the Friar Robes. Not only do the Friar Gloves let you speak directly to God, but more importantly, they give you 25 extra HP from healing and allow your healing abilities to recover 10 more HP. The Robes increase your max HP by 5 and regenerate 5 health each turn. Also, you net a Large Power Potion, which enables you to recover twice as much PP as a normal Power Potion.