South Park: The Stick of Truth Guide Shit in the Back

Ranged Weapons

Alien Ray Gun								“Thermoradioactive death ray. Legal in Texas with the proper permits.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
4	75	—	Shock	+30	1	—	$5.00
Traits	Strafe Hit	Hits a complete row of enemies.
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 5.

Bar Darts								“Imagine your enemy’s face is a big dartboard.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	35	3	None	—	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Sharp	Adds 10% damage on Perfect Attack.
	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
	Scatter	Hits up to 3 random targets.

Basketball								“Aim for the face.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
8	150-314	—	None	—	1	—	$3.00
Traits	Bounce	Bounces to hit a random target.
Traits	Double-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.

Batdadarang								“Deadly bladed boomerangs.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
7	140	5	None	—	1	$14.00	$2.80
Traits	Chain	Bounces on 5 targets, as long as 3 remain.
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.

Battle Bow								“The jagged blades on this bow damage enemies who come close.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	240	3	Fire	+100	1	$23.00	$4.60
Traits	Thorns	Melee-attacking enemies take up to 50 damage.
	Triple-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.
	Volley	Fires 3 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit.

Bow of Sucking								“A mighty bow taken from an elven foe.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
1	9	3	None	—	1	—	$0.46
Traits	Triple-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.
Traits	Volley	Fires 3 projectiles that do critical damage if you Perfect Hit.

Broken Bottle								“It’s sharp and covered in sewage. Theperfect weapon.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
6	50	4	Gross	+10	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
Traits	Scatter	Hits up to 4 random targets.

Chakram								“Original owner had three extras, won’t miss this one.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
14	500	6	None	—	1	$24.00	$4.80
Traits	Chain	Bounces on 6 targets, as long as 3 remain.
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.

Crossbow of Impalement								“Jimbo’s hunting crossbow. Immune to all forms of gun control.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
14	1,000-2,099	—	None	—	1	$50.00	$10.00
Traits	Strafe Hit	Hits a complete row of enemies.
Traits	Double-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.

Discus of Bleeding								“Give it a good spin for extra cutting power.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	1,250	2	None	—	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
Traits	Scatter	Hits up to 2 random targets.

Dodgeball								“The best school-approved method for injuring others.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	25-52	—	None	—	1	—	$3.00
Traits	Bounce	Bounces to hit a random target.
Traits	Double-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.

Elvish Longbow								“Splinters may be a concern, but range is not.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
10	160	4	None	—	1	$16.00	$3.20
Traits	Quad-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.
Traits	Volley	Fires 4 projectiles that do critical damage if you Perfect Hit.

Elvish Shortbow								“Much faster than the famous elvish longbow, but crappier in most other ways.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	20	3	None	—	1	—	$5.00
Traits	Triple-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.
Traits	Volley	Fires 3 projectiles that do critical damage if you Perfect Hit.

Fairy Princess Bow								“A bit like Cupid’s Bow... Except instead of falling in love, the target has an arrow stuck in their face.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	250	5	None	—	1	$24.00	$4.80
Traits	Sharp	Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack.
	Penta-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.
	Volley	Fires 5 projectiles that do critical damage if you Perfect Hit.

Fucking Ninja Stars								“It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
12	333	6	None	—	1	—	$27.00
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 25% of enemy armor.
	Sharp	Adds 25% damage on Perfect Attack.
	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
	Scatter	Hits up to 6 random targets.

Grenade of Slowing								“Give the dry ice a good shake before throwing.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
14	800	—	None	—	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Freezing	On Perfect Hit, slows your target.
Traits	Splash	Up to 4 adjacent targets are hit for half damage.

Lawn Dart								“The safest toy ever made.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
13	810	3	None	—	1	—	$19.00
Traits	Jagged	Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
Traits	Scatter	Hits up to 3 random targets.

Longbow								“An ineffective toy until someone thought to pair it with real arrows.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
6	90-188	—	None	—	2	$12.00	$2.40
Traits	Volley	Fires 2 projectiles that do critical damage if you Perfect Hit.
Traits	Double-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.

Missile of Slowing								“Packed tight and kept in a freezer overnight.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
4	75-93	—	None	—	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Freezing	On Perfect Hit, slows your target.
Traits	Extra-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.

Mongorian Bow								“The prized bow of the fallen Mongorian Khan.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
3	35	3	Fire	+10	1	—	$3.60
Traits	Triple-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.
Traits	Triple-Hit	Weapon hits 3 times. Strong against shields.

Poison Grenades								“Don’t think about where it’s been.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
11	50	6	Gross	+250	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Scatter	Hits up to 6 random targets.

Recurve Bow								“An upgrade to arrow force and how cool you look using it.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
9	120-551	—	None	—	2	$18.00	$3.60
Traits	Volley	Fires 4 projectiles that do critical damage if you Perfect Hit.
Traits	Quad-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.

Super Bouncy Ball!								“Bounces twice as high as a normal rubber ball.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
10	100	9	None	—	1	—	$4.00
Traits	Chain	Bounces on 9 targets, as long as 3 remain.

Throwing Knife								“What looks like a knife, feels like a knife, and is way better than a knife?”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
7	55	4	None	—	1	—	$6.00
Traits	Piercing	Penetrates 50 enemy armor.
	Jagged	Targets starts bleeding on Perfect Attack.
	Sharp	Adds 25% damage on Perfect Attack.
	Scatter	Hits up to 4 random targets.

Wooden Crossbow								“Not meant to be used as a toy, which is true of all great toys.”
LVL	Strength	Strikes	Element		Slots	Cost	Resale
6	80-100	—	None	—	1	$14.00	$2.80
Traits	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3.
	Reach	Perfect Attack hits the target plus the enemy behind.
	Extra-hard Hit	Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor.

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