Best Combat Quote“Mm mrmm mmmmm!” |
Description: Kenny is the fairest maiden of the land, or at least that’s how he wants to be known. In addition to being unable to stay dead for long, Kenny is an expert archer and capable of royal magic. Kenny can be commanded to flash his royal breasts—distracting enemies in and out of battle—and, even better, he gets back up after dying!
Unlocked: Day 1, When freeing Craig in “Detention Sentence”
Specialization: Gross Out kiss and the ability to charm creatures
Command Ability: Flashes breasts to distract opponents
Melee Tactics: There are few things grosser than being French kissed by a dude in a blonde wig who never takes off his parka—just saying. When Kenny plants a big smooch on a foe, they’re one shade greener than pea soup and one “that’s not a pea” thought away from projectile vomit. Opponents with Gross Out succumb to your beatings much more readily, almost happily, rather than face off with Kenny again.
Ranged Tactics: Cupid’s arrows never hurt so much. Kenny fires in volleys of three and can pincushion those that stand back and spurn his effeminate wiles. If you don’t have a potent ranged weapon, especially early in the game when you have minimal gear, Kenny can serve as your Robin Hood…or is that Maid Marian?
Multiple-Opponents Tactics: Swarming was never so much fun! Sic a furry horde of rats on your opponents and watch them squirm. If your foes aren’t the squirmy type—or maybe they’re vermin themselves—try riding a magical one-horned beast into combat and piercing all your opponents’ defenses.
Special Abilities
| Ability | Description | PowerPoints | Level Unlocked | |
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Charm |
Kenny distracts enemies with his royal presence. |
0 |
0 |
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Furry Friends |
Kenny charms creatures of nature with his beauty and sends them against foes. |
12 |
0 |
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Royal Kiss |
Kenny plants a kiss on enemies to catch them completely off-guard. Grosses Out the target. |
5 |
0 |
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Unicorn Stampede |
Kenny summons a magical unicorn to trample a row of enemies! |
14 |
6 |
Royal Kiss A kiss from Kenny can leave opponents on their hands and knees wishing for a paper bag and a breath mint. You have to time the kiss just right, though—when the word “Kiss” flashes on your screen. If you do, your opponent can kiss his insides goodbye. If you miss, Kenny realizes what he’s doing and grosses himself out too. |