Body Costumes — South Park: The Stick of Truth eGuide

Alien Suit					“Years spent probing humans have given the Visitors a selective view of anatomy. Feels like a push-up bra on your sphincter.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
4	Alien Suit	1	—	$5.00
Traits	Force Field	Gain a shield that blocks 2 hits at start of combat.

Assassin Robes*					“Armed to the teeth with lethal tools of darkness and 100% machine washable.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Assassin	2	—	$7.00
Traits	Magnets	Gain 15% additional money.

Barbarian Armor					“Sleeveless to show off barbarous muscles.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
12	Barbarian Outfit	1	—	$10.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 110 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Berserker Rage	Gain Attack Up at the start of combat.

Bishop Vestments					“The garb of one who is truly going with Christ.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
12	Bishop Vestments	2	$29.76	$4.80
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 250.
Traits	Recovery	You gain 200 additional HP from healing.

Bling					“Financially irresponsible but does wonders for image.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	—	1	—	$0.40
Traits	Magnets	Gain 5% additional money.

Cheese Costume					“Provides unmatched stealth in dairies.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Cheese Costume	—	$20.00	$4.00
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 50.
Traits	Steel Sphincter	Higher mana pressure before shitting yourself.

Crab Carapace					“Warms like clothes, looks like carapace.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Crab Outfit	1	—	$10.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 185 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Druid Robes					“Pine fresh to remind you of home.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
4	Druid Outfit	1	—	$5.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 6 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Thorns	Melee-attacking enemies take up to 30 damage.

Elven Ranger Armor*					“Like most elf clothing, only comes in green.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Elven Ranger	1	—	—
Traits	Deadly	Weapon attacks deal 10% more damage.

Fairy Princess Robes					“Garb of fairy royalty. Sequins enchanted.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
14	Fairy Princess Outfit	1	$25.00	$5.00
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 700.
Traits	Confident Surge	Gain 3 PP when you are buffed.

Fighter’s Armor					“A sturdy jacket bought on sale at the outlet mall.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Fighter Class (Tier 4)	1	—	—
Traits	Warrior’s Heart	Plus 10% ability damage after Perfect Attack.
Traits	Armor	Adds 2 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Fighter’s Armor					“A sturdy jacket bought on sale at the outlet mall reinforced with armor.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Fighter Class (Tier 3)	1	—	—
Traits	Warrior’s Heart	Plus 10% ability damage after Perfect Attack.
Traits	Armor	Adds 5 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Fighter’s Armor					“A sturdy jacket bought on sale at the outlet mall reinforced with more armor.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Fighter Class (Tier 2)	1	—	—
Traits	Warrior’s Heart	Plus 15% ability damage after Perfect Attack.
Traits	Armor	Adds 17 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Fighter’s Armor					“A sturdy jacket bought on sale at the outlet mall reinforced with all the armor.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Fighter Class (Tier 1)	1	—	—
Traits	Warrior’s Heart	Plus 10% ability damage after Perfect Attack.
Traits	Armor	Adds 130 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Friar Robes					“Made without regard for material wealth. Itchy.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Friar Outfit	2	—	$5.00
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 5.
Traits	Regenerate	Stash of Cheesy Poofs heals 5 health each turn.

Gnome Clothes					“Holy shit, these make you look fucking good.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
9	Gnome Outfit	2	—	$10.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 30 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Two-Handed Block	Gain Defense Up when wielding a two-handed weapon.

Goth Clothes					“Everything sucks. Even this outfit.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
5	Goth Clothes	2	$8.00	$1.60
Traits	Depressing	Lose faith in humanity every turn.

Holy Defender Robes*					“Can comfortably go commando in this.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Holy Defender	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 15 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Holy Robes					“Blessed robes filled with a holy power.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Jew Class (Tier 4)	1	—	—
Traits	Righteous Blood	Take 25% less damage when bleeding.
Traits	Holy Bile	Gain 25% damage when grossed out.

Holy Robes					“Blessed robes filled with a holy power.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Jew Class (Tier 3)	1	—	—
Traits	Righteous Blood	Take 20% less damage when bleeding.
Traits	Holy Bile	Gain 20% damage when grossed out.

Holy Robes					“Blessed robes filled with a holy power.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Jew Class (Tier 2)	1	—	—
Traits	Holy Bile	Gain 10% damage when grossed out.
Traits	Righteous Blood	Take 15% less damage when bleeding.

Holy Robes					“Blessed robes filled with a holy power.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Jew Class (Tier 1)	1	—	—
Traits	Righteous Blood	Take 10% less damage when bleeding.

Khan Armor					“The armor of a ruthless military ruler.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
11	Khan Outfit	1	$24.00	$4.80
Traits	Armor	Adds 90 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Superior Surge	Gain 1 PP when you debuff an enemy.

KKK Armor					“The uniform of the KKK is meant to strike fear into the hearts of its enemies.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
4	KKK Outfit	1	$20.00	$4.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 8 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Regenerate	Heal 15 HP per turn with two-handed equipment.

Knight Armor					“Forged for only the most valiant heroes.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Knight Outfit	1	—	$15.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 150 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
	Two-Handed Focus	Plus 10% damage with two-handed weapons.
	Shield Smash	Perfect Attack reduces shields by 2.

Leather Armor					“Leather armor is lighter, allowing maximum mobility.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
12	Leather Armor	2	$24.00	$4.80
Traits	Armor	Adds 75 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Gross Aura	Makes enemies puke when they approach you.

Mage’s Robe of Might					“Great for winning mage duels or when you’re just getting out of the shower.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Mage Class (Tier 4)	2	—	—
Traits	Fan the Flames	Fire damage increases by 25%.

Mage’s Robe of Might					“Features a mighty belt and a necklace of powerful charms. Necklace edible.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Mage Class (Tier 3)	2	—	—
Traits	Fan the Flames	Fire damage increases by 20%.

Mage’s Robe of Might					“Great for winning mage duels or when you’re just getting out of the shower.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Mage Class (Tier 3)	2	—	—
Traits	Fan the Flames	Fire damage increases by 15%.

Mage’s Robe of Might					“Great for winning mage duels or when you’re just getting out of the shower.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Mage CLass (Tier 1)	2	—	—
Traits	Fan the Flames	Fire damage increases by 10%.

Makeover Outfit					“Like OMG, you look so good in this, and it totes matches your eyes!”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	—	2	—	—
Traits	Armor	Adds 1 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 5.

Minstrel Uniform					“Brightly colored to let everyone know the show’s right here.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
6	Minstrel Outfit	2	$20.00	$4.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 10 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Solo Defense	Gain Defense Up when your buddy dies.

Monk Robes					“Optimal for wandering.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
10	Monk Outfit	2	$22.00	$4.40
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 150.
Traits	Healing Bow	Heal 50 HP per turn with a thrown weapon equipped.

Necromancer Robes					“Necromancer comes from two words: ‘necro,’ meaning dead, and ‘romancer.’”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
9	Necromancer Outfit	1	—	$15.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 15 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Zombie Defense	Gain Defense Up after attacking a zombie.

Pajamas					“Clothes for bedtime.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	—	—	—	—
Traits	—	—

Samurai Armor*					“Forged with ancient Japanese secrets. (Duct Tape.)”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Samurai	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Fallen Vitality	Heal 20% HP when an enemy dies.
Traits	Bushido	Gain Ability Up when an enemy falls.

Sorcerer Robes*					“Show the world how dark you are.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Sorcerer	2	—	$7.00
Traits	Fan the Flames	Fire damage increases by 10%.

Spaceman Suit*					“The knob has an unfortunate tendency to invite titty twisters.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
2	Spaceman	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Defensive Shield	Gain a shield that blocks 2 hits at start of combat.

Squire Armor					“The boots have worn out from running so many errands.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
6	Squire Outfit	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 10.
Traits	Armor	Adds 10 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Clothes					“Daddy issues you can wear.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
11	Stupid Spoiled Whore Outfit	2	$22.00	$4.40
Traits	Armor	Adds 25 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
	Bulky	Increases max HP by 65.
	Thorns	Melee-attacking enemies take up to 50 damage.

Superhero Outfit*					“Not as impressive as first-time sewing jobs by movie superheroes but it will have to do.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Siperhero	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Blessed	Gain Rebirth at the start of combat.

Surgical Scrubs					“Grants the ability to play doctor.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
10	Surgical Scrubs	2	—	$0.40
Traits	Circle of Life	Gain Rebirth when you fight a fetus.

SWAT Vest					“Bulletproof. Anything other than bullets still hurts like hell though.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
8	SWAT Tactical Gear	1	—	$10.00
Traits	Comeback	Gain Ability Up when below 15% HP.
Traits	Armor	Adds 30 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Thief’s Armor of Absorption					“You can slide past your foes without a sound.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
3	Thieef Class (Tier 2)	1	—	—
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 20.
Traits	Vampirism	Perfect Attack drains 20 HP from bleeding target.

Thief’s Armor of Absorption					“Hiding in plain sight.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
7	Thief Class (Tier 3)	1	—	—
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 50.
Traits	Vampirism	Perfect Attack drains 50 HP from bleeding target.

Thief’s Armor of Absorption					“Warning: This outfit melts if it gets anywhere near shadows.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
13	Thief Class (Tier 4)	1	—	—
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 400.
Traits	Vampirism	Perfect Attack drains 200 HP from bleeding target.

Thief’s Armor of Absorption					“A pretty sneaky armor set.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	Thief Class (Tier 1)	1	—	—
Traits	Bulky	Increases max HP by 5.

Valkyrie Armor					“Sturdy protection, if not entirely comprehensive.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
14	Valkyrie Armor	1	—	$10.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 130 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Valkyrie’s Life	Gain 100 HP when an enemy dies.

Wife Beater					“Sometimes sleeves are unaffordable.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
1	—	1	—	$0.40
Traits	Regenerate	Stash of Cheesy Poofs heals 5 health each turn.

Witch Robes					“Suitable for a powerful conjurer of the occult. Strapless.
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
8	Witch Outfit	1	—	$10.00
Traits	Armor	Adds 15 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
	Fire Retarded	Damage from fire reduced by 10%.
	Renewing Flame	Heal 5% of HP when you deal fire damage.

Wood Elf Armor					“Ideal for prancing around the forest with your fairy friends.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
4	Wood Elf Outfit	1	—	$7.00
Traits	Healing Bow	Heal 20 HP each turn while using a bow.
Traits	Armor	Adds 8 armor, reducing enemy attacks.

Woodsman Armor					“Necklace can be covered in peanut butter to summon birds.”
LVL	Outfit	Slots	Cost	Resale
9	Woodsman Outfit	1	$22.00	$4.40
Traits	Armor	Adds 25 armor, reducing enemy attacks.
Traits	Thorns	Melee-attacking enemies take up to 100 damage.

*Available as DLC