You might think that your cavalier attitude toward clothlessness projects an air of confidence guaranteed to unnerve even the most fearsome opponent, but centuries of successful (and not-so-successful) Hero-ing would suggest that you’re much better off with a nice bit of armour and a very big sword.
But what armour, you ask? What weapon? Well, you inquisitive thing, you—perhaps this comprehensive, comparison-friendly list will help you decide. And, because even battle-hardened Heroes should make an effort to look presentable from time to time, there’s some stuff about tattoos and moustaches, too.