The Untouchables


These women are major figures in the game but are completely resistant to Geralt’s charms. No matter what you do, you cannot trigger a sex scene with any of them.

• Saskia of Vergen: The closest you get here is an amusing peasant’s sex fantasy about her. Pick up the green dream crystal and put it in the projector in the harpy lair while pursuing The Queen Harpy Contract in Iorveth’s version of Chapter 2. If you save Saskia’s life by completing the quest The Spellbreaker before defeating her dragon form in Chapter 3, you can find out why Saskia has no interest in Geralt (it’s not the “virgin” stuff). Ask her about Iorveth and you find out that Saskia is primarily attracted to dwarves. Huh. Maybe if Geralt grew out a beard…
• Philippa Eilhart: You can see a racy scene of her and her assistant, the “leashed” sorceress Cynthia, during Iorveth’s version of Chapter 2. You can get with Cynthia in Iorveth’s version of Chapter 3, so what about Philippa? Well, aside from the fact that she spends most of Chapter 3 in a dungeon, asking around about her makes it clear that she’s a lesbian. She sometimes sleeps with dudes as part of politics, but never for fun.
• Síle de Tansarville: There’s no clear-cut reason why Síle has no interest in Geralt, but she definitely doesn’t. If you speak with Zoltan about her during Vergen Besieged, he theorizes that Síle might be in a relationship with Philippa and share a similar preference for female lovers. This might be true—then again, Síle might just be too busy conspiring to control the kingdoms of the north to make time for Geralt.
• Malena: This cunning elf tricks Geralt into thinking she’s interested in him if he chooses to cover up her role in helping the Scoia’tael kill off Flotsam’s town guard. If you go meet her for what she implies will be a forest rendezvous, though, you end up with half a dozen Scoia’tael trying to kill you. Which is probably how she killed all those guards, come to think of it.