Damien Sandow

Stats

• Height: 6’4”
• Weight: 243 pounds

Signature Moves

Russian Leg Sweep 3

Standing front

Finishers

Cross Arm Neckbreaker

Standing front

Snap Suplex (alternate)

Standing front

Attributes

• Strike Power: 80
• Grapple Power: 80
• Submission: 80
• Strike Defense: 75
• Grapple Defense: 75
• Speed: 75
• Jump: 70
• Agility: 70
• Adrenaline: 75
• Recovery: 75
• Toughness: 80
• Durability: 75
• Charisma: 80
• Tag Team: 75
• Overall: 84

Abilities

• Dirty Pin
• Hammer Throw

WWE Bio

Rest assured that Damien Sandow did not arrive in WWE to allow a decline in its moral value to continue. The cultured combatant intends to imbue a level of refinement within the WWE Universe that he finds sorely lacking. The kids who play too many video games, the adults who idolize singing competitions and struggle to keep up with Kim Kardashian…They are the ones who need help. Sandow seeks to uplift those who have been led along a misguided path. To the WWE Superstars who allow and encourage such crass situations to endure, Sandow will deliver a mandatory rearing in the form of spiritual and physical enlightenment. The Superstar’s sophisticated in-ring style elevates him above those who would dare to muster a challenge. The tasteful titan may be misunderstood, but so would you if you had a philosopher’s mind with a linebacker’s body. An esteemed intellectual of Sandow’s stature simply cannot help that his opponents fall so far short of his high-minded ways. Hold your applause for WWE’s new champion of civility, however. There’s no need to thank Sandow for taking up this hefty endeavor, as the realization of a world aspiring to his personal sense and sensibilities will be thanks enough. After being sacrificed during a D-Generation X reunion on Raw 1,000, Sandow assumed the role of WWE’s martyr. On the August 21, 2012 edition of Raw, Sandow used his keen intellect to overcome the brute strength of Brodus Clay. Despite being brutalized by The Funkasaurus after the contest, more celebration cartwheels look to be in Sandow’s future.

Breakdown

Damien Sandow might be new to WWE, but he has already made a dent with the fans. It must be nice to be the only enlightened person in the room! Even his Finisher demonstrates this indignant attitude as he crosses his opponent’s arms like a straight jacket and slams them in the Cross Arm Neckbreaker 2—your move-set reward for downloading Sandow. When your opponent is down, tap grapple near their lower body to work the Surfboard Facecrusher 1 to attack the head. Hit him with a Knee Stomp 1 if he’s face up to tally more damage to head.

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