South Park: The Stick of Truth

Read aloud in a self-help seminar voice as you learn to play as a Mage, Thief, Fighter, or Jew

Entry-level and working for tips

Got sticky fingers? … That’s gross.

Feel perky WITHOUT surgery!

so many wands . . . compensate much?

Ready to maximize your potential in the Fighter class? We’re here to help!

Got Junk? Loot whores apply within.

It’s not homework, but this will make you a smarter South Park player

We’ll show you how to complete the Hide and Seek side quest.

Summon Jesus once a day, but remember, he won’t help against bosses. They’re scary.