Hey, kids! We have something very exciting for you this episode. After months of searching, one lucky contestant has finally found the real Professor Genki! They said nobody would be foolish enough to go after such a prize, but you all showed them.
That’s right! After leaving family and friends behind, giving up work, and throwing their lives away, millions of viewers just like you set out to find Professor Genki in hopes of winning our Life-Changing Grand Prize Supreme.
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For everyone else the dream may be over, but our lucky winner will get to spend one whole day on a personalized grand tour of Steelport City with Professor Genki! (Optional:As if that weren’t enough, we are going to provide the winner with a customized Genki gun, Genki man-a-pult, A Genki costume, and tickets to all our upcoming Genki events.)
We have cameras set up all over the city as well as a hidden camera crew following our contestant to capture every lifechanging moment spent with the Professor just so you can see all the excitement as if you were actually a winner.
The show is about to begin, so get ready Steelport. With Professor Genki on the loose we are in for some “Murder Time Fun Time!”
Professor Genki Says...
Well it was only a matter of time until someone managed to track me down. You must feel pretty special being a big winner and all, but don’t start acting like a diva just yet.
Any pretty face or muscle-bound thug can have their five minutes in the lime light, so don’t let it go to your head, kid. If you really want to make this last, you have a lot to learn.
With all the gangs in this city willing to lie, cheat, and kill to make a name for themselves, you are going to see some crazy things here in Steelport—full-on gang wars with massive carthrowing brutes and helicopters full of snipers, people racing through the streets at 100 miles per hour, running over everything in their way, speeding getaways to elude the cops, even outrageous BDSM costume parties late at night with the rich and beautiful.
That’s how I come up with all the great material for my game show. I just watch these guys pull all their crazy stunts. If you pay attention, I think you just might have what it takes to be a true icon in this city.
All right, let’s make this official. I am sure you recognize me. Everybody does. I am Professor Genki and the sponsors from my show, Professor Genki’s Super Ethical Reality Climax, are insisting that you are our grand prize winner. So, if you want to follow me around for a bit, I am going to give you a little taste of what Steelport has to offer.
I might even show you a few of its hidden pleasures. What? Are you still staring at my four-foot floppy purple... bat? We will get to that later, but don’t you worry—it’s just for protection.