Tired of Breaking Bad in Schedule 1? Here’s the Next Big Thing

While Schedule 1 took over the PC gaming industry for over a month, another game, somewhat related to the popular crime simulator, has been brewing just around the corner.

This new title is called Cash Cleaner Simulator and is all about cleaning those dollar bills for your shady clients. Ever wonder where all the laundered money from Schedule 1 goes? Maybe it gest dropped down a chute into a locked-up room, where an extraordinary money cleaner is on the job.

While Cleaning Money Sounds Simple, There’s Something Satisfying About Cash Cleaner Simulator

To avoid any confusion, the game isn’t really about ways to launder money. Since the word “clean” in the world of crime has a whole different meaning, people might be confused with a money-laundering business-type management game.

Cash Cleaner Simulator is as literal as it gets; you get money, and you clean it. You may get wet bills, be asked to dry them, and send them back. You may also get asked to have multiple bills wrapped up in different denominations, plastic wrapped in a block, and squeezed discreetly in a black sports bag.

Things can get complicated quickly, but one oddly satisfying aspect of Cash Cleaner Simulator is its satisfying money physics. You can hold and play with and hold hundreds of thousands of bills however you want.

You can pick them up one by one or grab them all in one go and throw them around like a freaking millionaire with nothing else to do. Grabbing loads of cash, throwing them into a tiny little money counter, and having it get automatically denominated just hits all the right buttons.

There will be more and more things to do, and the game pulls you in to get the latest tech and finish more tasks from the Dark Web. You’ll start to think of ways to optimize your setup and have different money counters with different bill denomination settings, so you don’t have to adjust them every time for a specific order manually.

While Still New, Cash Cleaner Simulator Has Few to No Bugs and an Amazing Soundtrack and Artstyle

While my standards for game art design in simulators are pretty low since I’ve played so many of them, Cash Cleaner Simulator, without a doubt, has the best design. The game’s quirky punk art style and hilarious music choices make the experience feel way better, especially when they also incorporate secrets that are uncovered when you unlock certain features like the UV.

You’ll definitely get your money’s worth for the game. At the time of writing, the game is garnering over 89% overwhelmingly positive reviews.

The only sad thing about the game is that it isn’t multiplayer. There are a lot of things to do, and you can even expand your services to cleaning gold and statues. It’ll feel way better playing with some of your friends.

If you are waiting for more Schedule 1 updates like patch 0.35, you can try out Cash Cleaner Simulator first for a somewhat similar experience.