Congrats, Gearbox! Borderlands 3 porn is at the top of the top! Thanks to our good pal Rule 34, anything that exists has a porn equivalent. With Borderlands 3 having a super awesome array characters – some that are, phew, attractive – it shouldn’t be too surprising that PornHub is reporting a massive *ahem* rise in searches.
Rule 34, y’all. pic.twitter.com/pv6gFsWvyY
— Liana ‘LiLi’ Ruppert (@DirtyEffinHippy) September 20, 2019
According to the above demographics sent by the PornHub tea, 84% men are more likely to search for Borderlands 3 goodies over women, with Android users showing they ‘can get it up’ more than Apple users. And let’s just take a moment to talk about Xbox users cause y’all … get a hobby.
Also seen above is the most popular searches which … um. Yeah. In case for some reason you can’t see the above infographic, here are the top searches:
- Borderlands 3
- Borderlands Moxxi
- Borderlands 2
- Borderlands hentai
- Borderlands Lilith
- Borderlands cosplay
- Borderlands futa (uh)
- Borderlands Tiny Tina (UH)
- Borderlands Maya
- Borderlands Gaige
- Borderlands Patricia Tannis
- Borderlands Siren
- Tales from the Borderlands
- Borderlands sfm sound
The internet is a cold and dark place.
Borderlands is still shiny and new so these searches will predictably go down and honestly, this isn’t even news I just wanted an excuse to make porn puns and make a stupid featured image. Don’t let your dreams be dreams, kids.
Borderlands 3 is available now on Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC!
Published: Sep 20, 2019 10:23 PM UTC