Congrats, Gearbox! Borderlands 3 porn is at the top of the top! Thanks to our good pal Rule 34, anything that exists has a porn equivalent. With Borderlands 3 having a super awesome array characters - some that are, phew, attractive - it shouldn't be too surprising that PornHub is reporting a massive *ahem* rise in searches. 

According to the above demographics sent by the PornHub tea, 84% men are more likely to search for Borderlands 3 goodies over women, with Android users showing they 'can get it up' more than Apple users. And let's just take a moment to talk about Xbox users cause y'all ... get a hobby.

Also seen above is the most popular searches which ... um. Yeah. In case for some reason you can't see the above infographic, here are the top searches: 

  • Borderlands 3
  • Borderlands Moxxi
  • Borderlands 2
  • Borderlands hentai 
  • Borderlands Lilith 
  • Borderlands cosplay
  • Borderlands futa (uh)
  • Borderlands Tiny Tina (UH)
  • Borderlands Maya
  • Borderlands Gaige
  • Borderlands Patricia Tannis
  • Borderlands Siren
  • Tales from the Borderlands
  • Borderlands sfm sound

The internet is a cold and dark place. 

Borderlands is still shiny and new so these searches will predictably go down and honestly, this isn't even news I just wanted an excuse to make porn puns and make a stupid featured image. Don't let your dreams be dreams, kids. 

Borderlands 3 is available now on Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC!