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Borderlands 3 Tops the Porn Charts And Yes, It’s a Slow News Day

by Liana Ruppert

Congrats, Gearbox! Borderlands 3 porn is at the top of the top! Thanks to our good pal Rule 34, anything that exists has a porn equivalent. With Borderlands 3 having a super awesome array characters – some that are, phew, attractive – it shouldn’t be too surprising that PornHub is reporting a massive *ahem* rise in searches. 

According to the above demographics sent by the PornHub tea, 84% men are more likely to search for Borderlands 3 goodies over women, with Android users showing they ‘can get it up’ more than Apple users. And let’s just take a moment to talk about Xbox users cause y’all … get a hobby.

Also seen above is the most popular searches which … um. Yeah. In case for some reason you can’t see the above infographic, here are the top searches: 

  • Borderlands 3
  • Borderlands Moxxi
  • Borderlands 2
  • Borderlands hentai 
  • Borderlands Lilith 
  • Borderlands cosplay
  • Borderlands futa (uh)
  • Borderlands Tiny Tina (UH)
  • Borderlands Maya
  • Borderlands Gaige
  • Borderlands Patricia Tannis
  • Borderlands Siren
  • Tales from the Borderlands
  • Borderlands sfm sound

The internet is a cold and dark place. 

Borderlands is still shiny and new so these searches will predictably go down and honestly, this isn’t even news I just wanted an excuse to make porn puns and make a stupid featured image. Don’t let your dreams be dreams, kids. 

Borderlands 3 is available now on Xbox One, PlayStation 4, and PC! 

 

Liana Ruppert

With an arguably unhealthy obsession with Dragon Age and Mass Effect, Liana is wildly passionate about all things in the gaming community. From shooters, to RPGs, if it's out - she's playing it. A medically retired US Sailor and now full-time hoarder of gaming collectibles, Liana's passion for everything in the gaming industry is palpable. Also, if you lose her in a crowd, just casually mention any BioWare game and the crazy pterodactyl screech will without a doubt follow. You can follow her on Twitter @DirtyEffinHippy or email her for editorial inquiries at [email protected]!