Ah, Rule 34. If something exists, there is a porn equivalent to it. Every year, PornHub reveals their top stats for the past 12 months and not only did gaming make the top 10 searches out of all inquiries, but there also happened to be quite the shakeup when it came (hue) to which games ranked highest. So which titles could keep it up for all of 2019? Let’s dive in, shall we?
Top Gaming Porn Searches in 2019, According to PornHub
In terms of general porn searches, Apex Legends was the only game to make the top 10 spot just underneath Bisexual and Alien searches. Gotta love that Area 51 traffic:
Between Widowmaker’s “hot damn” pants, D.Va’s cute-but-sexy intros, and that serious man-tiddie from Hanzo – it’s really not that far fetched that Overwatch would do well in the porn industry. People like what they like and Blizzard sure as hell provided a lot of material. Come on, Blizzard, you kind of wanted this to happen, admit it. We’re not judging. But that also is a good reason for why Overwatch ranked as the number one game for people to get their rocks off.
Plus there’s a giant pig-man, a cyborg ninja, a giant glasses-wearing gorilla, and a robot … I mean … rule 34 was bound to come into play and with each new hero revealed, that spike goes right back up. Still no crazy B.O.B ones, thank god.
Next we have Fortnite followed by Pokemon, Minecraft, Apex Legends, Resident Evil, Mortal Kombat, and more. Not that I’d know from experience (ahem), but the Mass Effect fandom is definitely still at full-mast, which could absolutely explain some of that Alien traffic too. You gotta do whatcha gotta do for that alien booty, we get it.
As the porn site mentioned, Apex Legends was a huge surprise, though really – is it? Respawn is a hugely beloved studio and Apex was the free-to-play battle royale game that conquered and literally came out of nowhere.
Warcraft isn’t surprising. The Horde is literally led by the hottest elf known to man and some people like them some orc-lovin’. Again, we’re not here to judge, man. Tomb Raider is another obvious one because she’s been an ‘inspiration’ to many for decades, and Final Fantasy gave us Sephiroth, so …
You can see even more gaming stats, including how much PlayStation players like to wank off the most, right here with the official PornHub year in review for 2019. Make good choices!
Published: Dec 11, 2019 09:22 pm