Date Everything is a game all about… dating. When people read “everything” in the title, their minds immediately go ask, “Really, everything, including inanimate objects?” Well, that is true to an extent, but there’s a twist to it.
There’s a reason the game has some of the most popular voice actors in the video game industry, and their voices breathe new life into the game in a unique way.
Date Everything Lets You Date Literally Everything, But It Still Depends on Your Imagination
The whole premise of Date Everything is that you can date literally everything, but it is with the help of sunglasses. After being dismissed from work, you’ll receive an anonymous call from Thiscord—yeah, the game is filled with puns—and eventually get some magic sunglasses that let inanimate objects come to life.
The intrigue lies in how everything is connected—the company, the anonymous call, SAM, and more. However, you’ll tend to focus more on meeting new people while wearing your sunglasses.
Activating them lets you meet and interact with a few objects, but each object has a character attached to it. For example, if you see the magnifying glass by the fireplace and interact with it, you are introduced to characters like Maggie, or interacting with the bathroom shower introduces you to Johnny Splash.
These characters have their own personality, likes, dislikes, and more. Interacting with them gives you unique and fun dialogues. I mean, you can’t immediately date anyone, right? You’ll have to work for it.
Now, depending on your imagination, you aren’t really dating inanimate objects. They are a bit quirky since they are somewhat based on the object, but that’s what draws you into Date Everything – the characters you can’t wait to develop relationships with.
Date Everything’s Stacked VA Cast Rightfully Carries the Game
I don’t know if it is just me, but I personally loved how meeting new characters in the game poses a new and challenging minigame where I try to guess “where have I heard this voice from?” I immediately got characters like Maggie (FFXIII’s Lightning), Troy Baker (The Last of Us’ Joel), Grey DeLisle (Avatar: The Last Airbender’s Azula), Kari Wahlgren (Rick and Morty’s Jessica), Neil Newbon (Baldur’s Gate 3’s Astarion), and Judy Alice Lee (Hades 2’s Melinoe).
I consume entertainment at an abnormal rate, which gives me some edge in finding these characters out. Date Everything’s cast is out of this world, and you can find some of the most popular voices in anime, video games, sci-fi TV series, and cartoons.
You’ll recognize a few of these characters, and that’s one unique aspect I loved about the game.
Apart from this little minigame, you’ll interact with all these characters and try your best to date everyone you can. Yes, they can shut you down, but in this game, perseverance counts, so you can’t quit on them yet!
Published: Jun 17, 2025 05:38 pm