From Peasant to Pompous, Henry’s Funniest Looks in KCD2’s Barber Update

Henry has been rocking his classic cut since the original Kingdom Come: Deliverance. While it’s a perfectly adequate look, Warhorse Studios answered our calls by adding the barber function to the title introducing several different hair and beard styles.

These are predefined, mostly era-appropriate hairstyles that can dramatically change Henry’s look. I wasted no time coming up with some hilarious combinations as tradition. It was a difficult task because Warhorse Studios did everything in their power to make these hairstyles look as normal as possible, but I won’t give up that easily.

The Bowl Cut AKA My Mom Made Me Get This

The barber in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 calls this hairstyle the ‘English Knight.’ If I were a knight back then, I’d switch professions if this hairstyle was a prerequisite. Let’s call it what it is, a bowl cut, and an awful one at that.

I know these video game characters aren’t real, but look at Henry, he’s practically begging me not to choose this one. If you truly hate Henry (which is impossible), give him this cut. Otherwise, literally choose anything else.

The MrBeast Look

I’m sure this wasn’t intentional, or maybe it was, but for some reason, Henry can look practically identical to MrBeast with the Brawler hairstyle. He has the zoomer broccoli cut ready to go, along with a light fuzz to complement his carefree demeanor.

I’m not going to say much here because the actual MrBeast might sue me, but if you’re someone who always wanted to play as MrBeast without a billion dollars at his disposal, HenryBeast is your guy.

Emo Henry

Okay, I applied a black-and-white filter here because you can’t actually change the hair color in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2. But if you’re looking to add a little edge to Henry’s otherwise Christian values, the Luscious Locks don’t disappoint. If Henry’s mum were still alive, he’d tell her, ‘It’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle, Mom!’

This is the perfect hairstyle for an evil playthrough. Just think of that scene from Spider-Man 3 where Peter flips his hair down to signal his dark turn. Channel that energy as you slaughter bandits and say things like “Stings, doesn’t it?”

Henry Mysterio

If you want Henry to look like an absolute tool for betraying Rhea Ripley, boy do I have a hairstyle for you. The “Knight Errant” hairstyle combined with the “Dapper Moustache” bears some striking resemblance to this fool called Dominik Mysterio. Wait, is this article still about Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2?

On that note, why does every hairstyle with the word ‘Knight’ in it look so bad? Were all knights actually like this? Did Game of Thrones lie to us? I need answers. And maybe a drink at this point.

Henry Joins a Biker Gang

Okay, Henry looks pretty cool here, but it’s such a radical turn from his regular look that I really can’t take him seriously. What’s next, is he going to audition for a Sons of Anarchy Reboot and say stuff like “Ride safe.” Join a black metal band with questionable ideologies? Become an occultist? The possibilities offered by combining the “Eastern Influence” hairstyle with the “Scholar” beard are endless.

All that said, I think I mostly succeeded in creating some fun looks for Henry that he’d get laughed at in-game. As happy as I am that there is finally more customization, I think Warhorse Studios could’ve gone the extra mile and added some funny hairstyles too.