Achievement Hunter: Deadpool (Xbox 360, PS3)

High Moon Studios followed its successful 2012 release Transformers: Fall of Cybertron with quite the unpredictable choice – an action/adventure based on Marvel Comics’ loose cannon assassin, Deadpool.  As expected, the game features over-the-top carnage and some cool weapons.  In fact, we published a guide earlier this week that you’ll find here.

The in-game combat isn’t Deadpool’s only reward.  There are laughs galore, mostly provided by voice actor Nolan North, and also two additional voices roaming inside the character’s head – a young immature imp and an older yet equally juvenile “voice of reason”.  On top of that, there are Achievements and Trophies, some of which you can unlock by doing the simplest things – like making pancakes.

That said, here are all the Deadpool Achievements.  As you might expect, there are spoilers ahead, so read at your own risk.  

The First One’s Free (10 points) – Get off your well-toned bottom – or for a more technical description, begin the game.

The Second One Is Also Free… (20 points) – It’s described as “Was pretty”, but you unlock this by using the toilet.  Seriously.

I’m Expecting Company (10 points) – Made a thousand pancakes.  Yes, at one point in the game, you’re making pancakes.  It’s Deadpool tradition.

Makin’ a Game! (20 points) – Played with Deadpool’s junk.  Not literally, we mean some of his stuff around the apartment, like a TV and stereo.

In the Lobby Comboin’ Your Dude (10 points) – Scored a combo higher than 40 before they lock down the elevators in the first stage.

49 in 5 (10 points) – Reached the studio lobby from the boardroom without dying in five minutes’ time.

The House That Bounces (20 points) – Complete the “Job One” level.

Catch Me If You Can (10 points) – Defeat Arclight while taking no damage from her slam attacks.

Beer Goggles (20 points) – Used all three switches, defeated the two phasers and chased after Vertigo within 60 seconds in the second stage.

No Chance In Heaven (20 points) – Completed the “Taking a Chance” level.

Let’s Try This One More Time… (10 points) – Slapped around Wolverine a dozen times.

Curious About Cable (10 points) – Selected the “WTF Is Cable” option when he first appears in the game.  There’s a great song here, don’t miss it.

Remarkably Quiet (10 points) – Killed four enemies in the Tower Plaza with stealth kills.

Caribou’s Shoe (20 points) – Completed the “Genosha” level.

Fish Out of Water (10 points) – Got through Toxic River without falling into or touching the water and taking damage.

Social Butterfly (10 points) – Interacted with all the ladies at the Shower Surprise Party room.

Silent and Deadly (20 points) – Got a stealth kill with every melee weapon in Sinister’s Lair without being detected.

Lady Deadpool-Like (20 points) – Completed the “Landed In Prison” level.

Officially a Carny (10 points) – Get a high score at the Carnival.

Diggin’ In the Crates (10 points) – Found 11 treasure chests in the darkness of the Tombs.

ARRR-Rated (10 points) – Beat “Death, Baby” while wearing a pirate hat.

Poulos-Vision (20 points) – Completed the “Death, Baby” level.

Spawn More Deadpool-Lords (10 points) – Collected all DP points and ammunition in the bathroom.

PC LOAD LEAD-ER (10 points) – Shot up the copier in the bridge offices.

I Can Open Doors! (10 points) – Completed the Breach in 10 seconds.

JR’s Big Adventure (20 points) – Completed “The Road To Victory” level.

Let’s-A-Go! (10 points) – Made it across the floating debris without falling.

Suck It, Wolverine! (10 points) – Completed “Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!” from start to finish without dying.

It’s a Trap! (10 points) – Scored a combo of 75 or more while fighting up the stairs at the “Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!” 

A Sinister Smush (20 points) – Completed “Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!”

I Am Deadpool (30 points) – Completed “Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!” from start to finish using only your default swords and pistols.

No DP?  No Madness (30 points) – Completed the game on Veteran difficulty.

Know DP?  Know Madness (30 points) – Completed the game on Ultra-Violence! difficulty.

So You’ve Got Some Free Time? (50 points) – Completed “Landed In Prison” without countering any attacks.

Shall I?  I Shanti!  (50 points) – In “Genosha”, reached the fan girl using only Hammers and Pulse Rifles.

Taco Savior (10 points) – Collected 100 tacos.

Unbalanced (30 points) – Purchased all Player Upgrades.

Cole’d Blooded (50 points) – Combo an entire wave on any Gold-tier Challenge map.

Pull the Grenade, Throw the Pin (50 points) – Killed a total of 15 enemies by holding cooked grenades.

Drunk On Power (50 points) – Upgraded all weapons to maximum capacity.

Be Like Joe (50 points) – Banked a 300-hit combo.

Secret Achievements

HEEEEY YOU GUYYYYSSSS! (10 points) – Took no damage on the waterslide.

This Game Is Rigged! (10 points) – Shot everything from the Wheel of Insanity, including Balloons and the Cow.

Game On! (10 points) – Heh heh, good times.

Game Over! (20 points) – Stealth Killed Sinister, in the Prison, with the Sword.

Patience Is Not a Virtue (20 points) – Chose the patience option all the way through the line in the Carnival – no cuts!

You’ve Been Cole-slaw-tered! (20 points) – Died 10 times in a row through the floating stairs.

Only When He Stops Breathing (10 points) – Set the Dialog Volume slider to zero.

Gold Rush (30 points) – Completed five Gold Challenges.

Shields Up (30 points) – Completed a gold or Silver-tier Challenge while countering at least 25 times.

Deadpool is available now Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.